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Jon Stewart Standup
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Jon Stewart in Miami - 1996. Talking about War with Iraq and Canada. www.mahalo.com

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yes yes? it is.
By: tridentmissile. on 27 May 12, 03:34:14
yes yes? it is.

fuck you yeah it is ...
By: cody45678910. on 26 May 12, 02:39:44
fuck you yeah it is we need to bomb? the shit outta all them we're too nice they don't give a fuck bout us so i don't care bout them

Being the #1 ...
By: guidomith. on 25 May 12, 23:38:59
Being the #1 military power in the world is NOT something to be? proud of.

Why botch about? ...
By: peytons25. on 24 May 12, 08:18:08
Why botch about? the video quality?Its fucking standup lol you dont have to see.

This is how TV used ...
By: camarogod93. on 23 May 12, 17:06:20
This is how TV used to look like back in the early 90's. :/ ?

Funny? as hell
By: zombiekillermaster50. on 18 May 12, 02:56:20
Funny? as hell

@StarsChronic if ...
By: Calley07. on 17 May 12, 23:04:32
@StarsChronic if you think this is bad quality, you havent seen? shit.

all friends follow ...
By: thama62. on 16 May 12, 07:35:43
all friends follow comedian? from BALI? : @pandesta??

-1080p -720p -480p ...
By: StarsCronic. on 14 May 12, 01:41:44
-1080p -720p -480p -360p -240p -minecraft -1940s -potatoes -this? video

he reminds me? so ...
By: zm1090. on 08 May 12, 22:46:55
he reminds me? so much of Jerry Seinfeld

its that damn? hair ...
By: doodledo2. on 06 May 12, 00:40:49
its that damn? hair style

The US didn't bomb ...
By: WorldSacred. on 04 May 12, 19:12:04
The US didn't bomb Somalia. They went? in and shot up some bad asses, and then fucked off wondering what was the point of it all.

True but that was ...
By: Kr4zyAc3. on 30 Apr 12, 23:07:28
True but that was more of the British? action (Yes I know Britian owned Canada at the time but still)

I? thought he was ...
By: yomoto125. on 30 Apr 12, 01:32:04
I? thought he was Jerry seinfeld for a second

@ ...
By: ShadeoftheRaven. on 29 Apr 12, 20:32:17
@GrandMasterFreshMpls Lol, I know. ;-) We wouldn't do crap. But it's fun to dream.?

Cute little? ...
By: GrandMasterFreshMpls. on 29 Apr 12, 17:41:11
Cute little? Canadian

I? love you Jon, ...
By: ShadeoftheRaven. on 29 Apr 12, 09:00:10
I? love you Jon, but seriously, you don't want to mess with Canada, Lol. We burned the White House down once, don't think we won't do it again

The issue in the ...
By: juffan. on 14 Apr 12, 21:31:06
The issue in the middle East today has more to do? with issues over land rights. Israel keeps taking more and more of Palestines land, and Palestine wants the original borders to remain the same. Ofcourse it's not difficult to get Muslims to go to war with the Jews.

its not? hes ...
By: why4what4who. on 12 Apr 12, 19:14:54
its not? hes country as an israeli i find it hard to consider world wide jews as actual israelis they are safe and far away and not in the ZONE like me and me fellow country man

But they look? ...
By: diolamikael. on 12 Apr 12, 11:39:52
But they look? hungry. :(

He? knew... he knew.
By: jhobbz45. on 02 Apr 12, 14:49:46
He? knew... he knew.

Ah, I see, I? see.
By: bluchismoon. on 31 Mar 12, 16:16:35
Ah, I see, I? see.

Tell us.?
By: 3rdPR. on 31 Mar 12, 03:02:51
Tell us.?

I didn't know Kirk ...
By: 3rdPR. on 31 Mar 12, 02:58:16
I didn't know Kirk Cameron? was this funny.

he is so? ...
By: MissJulie17. on 27 Mar 12, 23:46:27
he is so? attractive.

Hilarious standup comedian
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Mitch Fatel, i love this guy.

Related: standup, comedy, comedian, hilarious, funny, awsome, talented

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so fucking stoned ...
By: crazy0ace1. on 27 May 12, 05:50:47
so fucking stoned off? his ass

some managers ...
By: iolimusic. on 24 May 12, 13:32:39
some managers actually recommend that cauz they think it relaxes? them and makes them look cooler and funnier

I don't know if ...
By: spiritfired. on 18 May 12, 17:24:29
I don't know if he's high? as f*ck, but as long as he is on nothing else but weed, this worked out SUPERBLY for him :D

tell me, this guy ...
By: musicxfan64. on 18 May 12, 12:28:29
tell me, this guy is high? isnt he

FLYYYYYYING!?
By: AlphaNic0. on 18 May 12, 01:37:45
FLYYYYYYING!?

HAHHA? KING
By: JelenaGirll. on 17 May 12, 13:42:50
HAHHA? KING

Nice weed! :D?
By: wiissttaa. on 16 May 12, 22:54:37
Nice weed! :D?

maybe an autistic ...
By: BIGntondo. on 14 May 12, 21:19:54
maybe an autistic remarkable stand up doos :)?

OMG im gonna die ...
By: Naruchan1011. on 14 May 12, 19:10:45
OMG im gonna die this is so? funny XD

tl;dr umad??
By: croydawg24. on 14 May 12, 17:21:15
tl;dr umad??

LOL I am so happy ...
By: BIGntondo. on 14 May 12, 10:23:47
LOL I am so happy right? now, I think you are the winner of the MOST DAFT UNEDUCATED STATEMENT ABOUT ANYTHING ESPECIALLY USING THE WORDS STAND UP AND AUTISM NOT TO FORGET REMARKABLE in the same sentence. He is not autistic or i will put it in a way you can get it, he hasnt got it, autism that is. He has done lots of work for Autism with other well known comedians like at BAC but you dont even have to read to find that out you can just google it ASSJACK :)

...and btw, he's ...
By: fred hampf. on 13 May 12, 07:10:44
...and btw, he's not autistic...that's part of? his act...nothing about his skit suggests anything about autistic behavior...go back to school

regardless of his ...
By: fred hampf. on 13 May 12, 07:03:30
regardless of his disability, he can do stand up...and that's all that matters?

I'm sure that he? ...
By: fred hampf. on 13 May 12, 07:01:59
I'm sure that he? would LOVE to know that you think it is "remarkable" that he's autistic and still he can do 'stand-up'..."hence", you're an idiot

Very good? !
By: KevinBKlein. on 06 May 12, 16:53:31
Very good? !

He? Needs To Come ...
By: Wilcox3. on 05 May 12, 07:12:52
He? Needs To Come Out With Some NEW Material!!!!

This guy has to? as ...
By: CanadienDestroyer. on 02 May 12, 07:56:20
This guy has to? as high as a fucking kite right now, holy shit.

Guys he has Autism! ...
By: croydawg24. on 01 May 12, 16:45:26
Guys he has Autism! Hence what makes his? stand up even more remarkable

He's got a great ...
By: MrArtyFan. on 01 May 12, 11:45:33
He's got a great act! An exciting new talent competition to enter is at MakeAStar{dot}com. Monthly prizes in categories? for male and female vocalists, bands and stand-up comedians. Register to vote and/or enter for free and be part of this vibrant community.

he's? very funny ...
By: christheboss1000. on 30 Apr 12, 19:33:09
he's? very funny loool

bahhhaaahahaha! omg ...
By: MalodyFalcon1996. on 29 Apr 12, 06:05:41
bahhhaaahahaha! omg!?

LMAO= laughing? my ...
By: BUTCHERINGU2. on 24 Apr 12, 21:35:26
LMAO= laughing? my ass off :)

...I can give you " ...
By: coltsuperocean10. on 24 Apr 12, 18:16:55
...I can give you "standup" (sic), but I really need to? pull you up on the "Hilarious" and "comedian" part of the title.

Well, he's funny, ...
By: RhianKristen. on 24 Apr 12, 13:15:28
Well, he's funny, but? he talks like a 6 year old pretending to be shy...

Seth Rogen 1996 Stand Up Comedy
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carefoot.ca Seth Rogen performs at the Comedy Gym in Vancouver, BC, Canada. Seth is 13 in this video. This is being uploaded on April 15th - Seth's birthday. The MC in the video is Damonde Tschritter.

Related: seth rogen, vancouver, comedy, stand up, jewish, young comic, jew, comic, damonde tschritter, funny people, 1996, canada, canadian, judaism, humor, sketch, comedian

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His act sucked, but ...
By: flyingsoundmachine. on 28 May 12, 05:54:20
His act sucked, but he was comfortable on stage. That's the? first step.

Make that, Ive seen ...
By: hangrybee. on 25 May 12, 21:10:44
Make that, Ive seen much better ones. So? this one isn't funny to me

Ive seen? better
By: hangrybee. on 25 May 12, 21:10:13
Ive seen? better

Obviously peeps? ...
By: 1408hctr. on 22 May 12, 23:30:28
Obviously peeps? who didn't think this was funny are a bunch of fucken idiots just saying*man giggles

he was born april ...
By: TheTurboGreek. on 20 May 12, 21:14:18
he was born april 15, 1982 derp the video is titled at 1996 ?

He was Actually 16. ...
By: CrattleCrieNetwork. on 20 May 12, 20:15:35
He was Actually 16...?

well said!?
By: sohail410. on 17 May 12, 21:37:45
well said!?

I could be a? comic ...
By: ZooluPk. on 17 May 12, 18:23:50
I could be a? comic genius if I had that sort of crowd watching me. Haha.

He actually told ...
By: alicemargaux. on 15 May 12, 22:02:56
He actually told David Letterman that he started smoking? pot at 13, and according to the comment below (and to his date of birth), he was 14 in this video, which means that this was filmed roughly a year after Seth discovered the existence of a magical plant we like to call pot, my friend. So this would be post-pot times for him, but the husky voice probably took more than a year to kick in.

Lol, i've never ...
By: deletetheoldnamesffs. on 13 May 12, 00:32:19
Lol, i've never seen this..well, he isn't fat because of his genes i? guess

it? broke
By: Belgiumboy. on 12 May 12, 13:35:23
it? broke

wtf happend to his? ...
By: ohishozeya. on 12 May 12, 04:40:38
wtf happend to his? voice nowadays?

WHAT? i'm not ...
By: 685joe. on 11 May 12, 05:59:51
WHAT? i'm not wearing flanel?

he had? better ...
By: kittenwithagrenade. on 10 May 12, 14:12:05
he had? better thank his grandparents and their grandparents.

good thing hes ...
By: klownluvr6981. on 07 May 12, 13:14:10
good thing hes funny in movies? cause this was trash

He? looks so nerdie ...
By: AnimeQueeny. on 04 May 12, 14:34:52
He? looks so nerdie lol so cute! It was good to watch butvi prefer seeing him in some of his movies...not ALL movies off course

Seth? rogen
By: Dekona7. on 03 May 12, 23:00:54
Seth? rogen

this club is ...
By: AGirlNameAlyssa. on 03 May 12, 10:14:29
this club is filled? with Jewish grandparents

Well played sir.?
By: BYOSProductions. on 29 Apr 12, 18:50:36
Well played sir.?

where do i find a ...
By: biggl114. on 28 Apr 12, 05:50:00
where do i find a club that laughs that hard? at stuff thats not that funny

he's funnier? here ...
By: LA3226. on 26 Apr 12, 14:19:42
he's funnier? here than he is now

Not bad?
By: adrummer85. on 24 Apr 12, 20:27:04
Not bad?

his voice is? so ...
By: MadSliceMeister. on 21 Apr 12, 15:39:21
his voice is? so high!

still dresses the ...
By: kevinbmx7. on 16 Apr 12, 16:13:38
still dresses the same ?

he was 14 when he ...
By: TheTurboGreek. on 10 Apr 12, 23:18:05
he was 14 when he did this?

Sarah Silverman - Early Standup
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A young Sarah Silverman doing some standup in 1992.

Related: sarah, silverman, standup, live, comedy, comedian

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All of her jokes? ...
By: MichelleNJ1975. on 28 May 12, 05:53:15
All of her jokes? were funny.

Did? she just slam ...
By: snoobeagle. on 27 May 12, 16:24:04
Did? she just slam Catholics?

She is fucking hot.?
By: poet279. on 27 May 12, 07:23:38
She is fucking hot.?

except lucille ...
By: zackhanscom. on 27 May 12, 00:17:03
except lucille ball? was actually funny.

Oh man she's such ...
By: PocketJaces. on 26 May 12, 22:30:16
Oh man she's such a? terrible comic it makes my stomach churn.

Quite right. How ...
By: dumbledorris. on 25 May 12, 08:51:49
Quite right. How about Ellen Degeneres??

thank you i'll ...
By: beardedswine. on 25 May 12, 05:39:31
thank you i'll check her out? now

Phyllis Diller?
By: RealCoolFreakinGuy. on 25 May 12, 05:18:57
Phyllis Diller?

i agree entirely, ...
By: beardedswine. on 25 May 12, 03:16:59
i agree entirely, most douche bag male comedians just do dick jokes, and they are the stupidest, most boring, childish idiotic people in entertainment. i hate them with a passion. but, there are very notable exceptions, including, doug stanhope, bill hicks, george carlin? and dave chappelle. great comedians/philosophers in my eyes. i am struggling to find a female comedian on this same level

TWENTY FIRST ...
By: beautifulbabyandrew. on 24 May 12, 11:29:30
TWENTY FIRST CENTURY LUCILLE BALL OF? UNCONVENTIONAL BEAUTIY

You are a ...
By: bobric1110. on 24 May 12, 06:23:18
You are a heterosexual male, and? your first thought about her isn't whether or not you'd bang her? If so, you are either lying, or a gay male.

I think you'll find ...
By: dumbledorris. on 24 May 12, 05:22:57
I think you'll find that most male comedians focus on all those? things as well..

"You look like ...
By: neonlight2000. on 24 May 12, 02:03:55
"You look like Rocky to me. Did you see that movie? Mask?" HA!!? Omg, she is hilarious.

I'm sure? some ...
By: bersaba. on 24 May 12, 00:45:40
I'm sure? some people like her humor, I personally do not.

jewish.... i like? ...
By: bia1289. on 23 May 12, 17:03:45
jewish.... i like? her butt

some people just ...
By: mprime2003. on 23 May 12, 16:48:26
some people just troll, they dont really know what? theyre talking about, they blurt out random shit without thinking about consequences on those around them because its online

Would.?
By: DrRyanHooker. on 22 May 12, 08:04:44
Would.?

Why, what age boy ...
By: tiarnan76. on 22 May 12, 02:35:49
Why, what age boy were you looking to? date?

HAHA SHOT AT ...
By: joemac92. on 21 May 12, 05:40:54
HAHA SHOT AT RELIGION THAT? MEANS FUNNY LOLOL

probably the only ...
By: quillber. on 21 May 12, 03:33:53
probably the only time? ive ever laughed at her actually

Q: What is the best ...
By: ItsTimetoPlay1. on 20 May 12, 20:35:27
Q: What is the best kind of Jew? A: A Dead? Jew...? haha, never gets old..

maria? bamford?
By: kung0fu0fight. on 20 May 12, 06:50:55
maria? bamford?

I reaaaaallllly ...
By: ILUVFFANDKH. on 19 May 12, 04:43:55
I reaaaaallllly hate it when someone keeps talking about jews because they're jewish, or black people because they're black. do you not know anything else to talk about?!?!??! I just watched a couple of? her videos and the first joke is....jews

funniest? part is ...
By: itzmurda18. on 19 May 12, 02:36:40
funniest? part is when she said jews were good people. thats a laugh!

You know when ...
By: livinwithbetty. on 17 May 12, 17:54:10
You know when someone just smells of rectangles? I hate when all you can hear is just loud equilibrium. The? funniest thing about life is the dead. I thing i love most about dogs is their overcredulousness.

BEST Russell Peters Full 45mins of Stand up LIVE COMEDY Must Watch
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The Canadian Indian Comedian$, Who is one Funny Brother.. Enjoy with an open mind. Quality Comedian. Important Notice: Parental guidance should be observed for viewing.Clear Warning Any Offensive Wording will be Swiftly Removed. Subscribe to my Channel sidu786

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8999 likes... (*[]* ...
By: littleblueclovers. on 28 May 12, 11:07:50
8999 likes... (*[]*) ZOMFG? *likes*

My mom is Bengali ...
By: TooMuchRacism. on 28 May 12, 03:19:30
My mom is Bengali or Bangladeshian she used to beat the shit out of us when we did anything wrong and this wasn't no pussy as spanking fairy faggot(no homophobic) shit she used to beat us with a? one of those things you roll over dough with and we always make A's&B's never talk smack to elders never ever disrespect women but my friend(white of course) never gets beaten nor grounded and he does drugs gets in to fights and just is a disrespectful cunt beat ya kids whites...no racial

163 people are? ...
By: ChannelMitchy13. on 28 May 12, 02:37:53
163 people are? racists who can't take a joke.

Yes Gee, I am not ...
By: ChannelMitchy13. on 27 May 12, 23:36:47
Yes Gee, I am not Indian but I like you and the humor. I wish to change my comment to 93 people are non-Indian RACISTS. GO India! "White people please beat your? (racist) children!"

15:02 Xbox log? in ...
By: TheRealHyperhyena. on 27 May 12, 23:12:15
15:02 Xbox log? in ping?

its great Sidu is ...
By: EDOM666DEVORE. on 27 May 12, 22:55:25
its great Sidu is an Indian name and you are the one who posted? it so if you were offended you wouldnt have posted right so the others can Fuuuck Ouwf (heee haaa) lmfao guess what my mom sounds like and myself too some times lol

who ever thinks ...
By: EDOM666DEVORE. on 27 May 12, 22:28:05
who ever thinks this is racist? is stupid he is not playing on hate hes playing on the funniness of all our cultures and celebrating it like an om-age to humanity with having respect for the way the world is and its good to take lightly of it instead of hating

fuck? this guy ...
By: pinkfloydicus. on 27 May 12, 21:19:19
fuck? this guy cracks me up

163 people a gonna ...
By: schoolsucksballs1. on 27 May 12, 17:48:01
163 people a gonna get a? hurd real bad...

somebody gonna get ...
By: TheDupyShow. on 27 May 12, 15:54:53
somebody gonna get a hurt real? bad..............somebody and i think you know him very well

I grew? a 6 pack ...
By: x9aloo7x. on 27 May 12, 13:53:01
I grew? a 6 pack from laughing =)) LOL!!

really funny. great ...
By: rohitanie. on 27 May 12, 12:51:09
really funny. great accent and fantastic wise cracks?

hahaha?
By: eric ren. on 27 May 12, 11:44:09
hahaha?

hes the most? ...
By: TheOmegaOriginal. on 27 May 12, 07:13:08
hes the most? raciest comedian i've ever heard

Who am I supposed ...
By: FusRoDaHz. on 26 May 12, 22:20:16
Who am I supposed to? subscribe to?

a little? bit ...
By: beautifulbabyandrew. on 26 May 12, 20:57:57
a little? bit racial...

Absolutely ...
By: johnny65. on 26 May 12, 20:44:27
Absolutely brilliant. Down to earth and laughing at each others? differences.

love it! were all ...
By: 321dezire. on 26 May 12, 17:22:01
love it! were all so apprehensive to make fun of race but i think its important to be able to laugh about our differences rather than? being so sensitive we cant even talk about it, all we can do is fight about it. all our differences are beautiful, amazing, and hilarious in the right light!

superb!? cracked me ...
By: lycanchimera. on 25 May 12, 15:14:56
superb!? cracked me up so much!

I've? watched his ...
By: kzq0916. on 25 May 12, 03:25:25
I've? watched his videos many times but still..funny as ever...

lol it had to be!! ...
By: PrincessAlice0767. on 24 May 12, 23:58:45
lol it had to be!!!? :D

When he was doing ...
By: poster108. on 24 May 12, 22:00:11
When he was doing the Canadian? accent... I didn't notice anything out of the ordinary.... ):

p@marionetemanJ omg ...
By: RooR2027. on 24 May 12, 16:14:59
p@marionetemanJ omg shut up with? your crazy delusions. and holy shit overwhelming evidence? lmfao from who the pope, a preist? in other words just another person. you are insane

Do you know that ...
By: marionetemanJ. on 24 May 12, 13:42:12
Do you know that Christianity? is correct? The world around us reveals that G-d DOES exist, and the historical evidence reveals that Jesus Christ really did come to this earth and there is overwhelming evidence that Jesus Christ really did physically rise from the dead. Jesus is coming again and the signs of? the end times that were foretold in the Bible are coming to pass.

mitch hedberg standup
Posted by: ratm2459

Video duration: 313 seconds
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RIP Mitch Hedberg

Related: mitch, hedberg, standup, comedy, funny

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278? people suck
By: hkthemoonman. on 27 May 12, 01:16:04
278? people suck

resorting to simple ...
By: 13nohead. on 26 May 12, 23:37:13
resorting to simple attacks and ignoring my entire comment. Get a life? kid

Did he have? ...
By: terms2privacy3safety. on 26 May 12, 18:26:14
Did he have? Parkinson disease?

@Cannibal No your ...
By: Proemed. on 26 May 12, 17:11:50
@Cannibal No your dumba** name is the most asinine thing around. Is this the best U can do? No wonder why U like this hack. Your no better. But as usual U don't have anything useful to say.. Is Mitch some sort of God for all of U? Special needs ppl?

@Promed44g ...
By: cannibalisticyoyo. on 26 May 12, 04:16:44
@Promed44g Seriously?? That's quite possibly the lamest string of insults I've seen on YouTube.

druges are illegal ...
By: silvercern. on 25 May 12, 21:55:13
druges are illegal but sure as hell did? wonders for you record collection dude..

@13nohead So U that ...
By: Proemed44G. on 25 May 12, 18:09:04
@13nohead So U that means you, R that means are, so dense that U can't read text shorthand? Wow, I am beginning to think U must be some special education project. Since U R, that means you are, trying not to confuse your simple mind, not too bright I guess U? need special help. Did U ever notice that Utube counts the characters U type? Thats why ppl with a brain abbreviate! I know thats news to U. LOL, ya your real sharp huh? A cell phone must be a challenge 4 U.

Drugs have taken ...
By: jwkpt1978. on 25 May 12, 12:27:13
Drugs have taken too many great talents alice an? chain front man is another example

yup but heroin is? ...
By: AlexBkatzmann. on 24 May 12, 05:37:50
yup but heroin is? probably the real reason for the shaking

Yeah he was on ...
By: foodblography. on 24 May 12, 04:48:39
Yeah he was on drugs, but it's been long documented that he gets pretty bad stage fright. wears sunny's with long hair to cover it he even did some standups with his back to the crowd.?

brilliant. tortured ...
By: iamsonnyboy. on 24 May 12, 01:15:49
brilliant. tortured.? poor guy.

His hands are ...
By: CaptainHurpDurp. on 23 May 12, 20:03:25
His hands are shaking pretty bad. Did he do coke before? this or something?

brb heroin. ?
By: SegaThrasher. on 23 May 12, 18:53:06
brb heroin. ?

It would have been ...
By: dirtbagdior. on 23 May 12, 00:31:39
It would have been alot better if some douche like dane cock had died and we still had this talented man. i dont even feel bad saying that ?

Mitch hedberg is ...
By: powerwordcowVEVO. on 21 May 12, 20:03:31
Mitch hedberg is the? funniest comedian to ever live Its to bad he's dead

Cocaine is a hell ...
By: toppdogg323. on 21 May 12, 18:33:14
Cocaine is a hell of? drug!

Ummm ok. I was ...
By: 13nohead. on 18 May 12, 10:21:48
Ummm ok. I was commenting on your use? of "U" and "R". I said URURUR to make fun of your ignorant typing. Then you said "No I just know how to U use spell check" Which doesen't even make sense. Then you go on talking about misspelled words on a resume and me telling my kids knowing how to write aint no big thing.. Which also makes no sense. What are you even talking about? Are you an alcoholic or something?

240p is worth it ...
By: kingnarwhal216. on 18 May 12, 01:03:45
240p is worth it when it's for Mitch.?

You obviously don't ...
By: green90s. on 18 May 12, 00:57:59
You obviously don't,? since you only laughed once.

@13nohead Do U not ...
By: Proemed44G. on 18 May 12, 00:19:37
@13nohead Do U not remember what? you write from one day to the next? Read your own post from a day ago below ColonelKorn...

....? what?
By: 13nohead. on 17 May 12, 21:13:36
....? what?

Matt Damon is a? ...
By: w0rdisbond. on 17 May 12, 19:37:11
Matt Damon is a? pussy! He woudlnt say shit about Palin unless everyone else was, and Mitch Hedberg is fucking hysterical, youre welcome

@w0rdisbond ...
By: Proemed44G. on 17 May 12, 16:35:43
@w0rdisbond Smartest thing U have said so? far...

@13nohead kid? No I ...
By: Proemed44G. on 17 May 12, 16:34:17
@13nohead kid? No I just know how to U use spell check, which U call a teenage mindset! LOL, ya I love it when I get a resume with 3 or 4 words spelled incorrectly. Ya lets hire that guy to make typos all day. U see I hope your kids do that on their? papers and U can explain how knowing how to write aint no big thing. LOL, lets see if U live up to your own advice.

Yeah?
By: w0rdisbond. on 17 May 12, 12:14:05
Yeah?

Dave Chappelle standup
Posted by: JAM05028

Video duration: 372 seconds
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Dave talking about cops

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me three?
By: eveyone100. on 17 Apr 12, 04:55:21
me three?

''MOTHERFUCKA I ...
By: Rapatz100. on 05 Apr 12, 05:18:31
''MOTHERFUCKA I TOLD YA I WORK? AT BURGER KING!'' xD

Me? too
By: hldemi. on 01 Apr 12, 19:58:21
Me? too

same? here
By: eveyone100. on 25 Mar 12, 14:28:35
same? here

brad got? me here ...
By: Rowxstr. on 25 Mar 12, 04:05:48
brad got? me here lol

lol semen?
By: ElfenLiedd. on 08 Jan 12, 10:51:48
lol semen?

the semen bandit ...
By: keronmelvin1. on 18 Dec 11, 05:12:55
the semen bandit has struck? agen! lmao

Okay...big? lips, ...
By: josewrightmusic. on 29 Oct 11, 19:33:25
Okay...big? lips, big nose, dick hanging out? SAY NO MORE, SIR! I'll draw him from memory!

exactly?
By: itsakr3wthing. on 18 Aug 11, 23:14:23
exactly?

hell.? fucking. yes.
By: itsakr3wthing. on 18 Aug 11, 23:13:13
hell.? fucking. yes.

He didnt quit guys. ...
By: sandplasma. on 04 Aug 11, 19:52:48
He didnt quit guys. He still does standup. Look around and buy tickets. He? just doesnt do the chapelle show.

this was hilarious. ...
By: ManziMovies. on 15 Jun 11, 15:50:29
this was hilarious. sucks that he quit?

Cop? " He's still ...
By: NYC1E1. on 15 Jun 11, 01:33:50
Cop? " He's still here, ( Police Brutality ) open and shut case Johnson. Lol.....

It's typical for ...
By: aquario209. on 11 Jun 11, 05:44:03
It's typical for comedians to dip into? their archived jokes & tweak them to make them funnier. Besides, why wouldn't they be able to? Especially if it's something original that he wrote. It's no different than a singer/musician playing the same set of songs year after year after year.

L? M A O Muthaf*cka ...
By: AnEwBeGgInNiNg. on 06 Jun 11, 23:36:27
L? M A O Muthaf*cka i TOLD yu i work at Burger King!

she's just havin a? ...
By: AnEwBeGgInNiNg. on 06 Jun 11, 23:35:01
she's just havin a? good time. haa

Thanks, you know ...
By: undrtakr900. on 04 Jun 11, 08:04:59
Thanks, you know the name of this standup??

diesel?
By: TheFitzaholic. on 04 Jun 11, 03:02:36
diesel?

Also? what does his ...
By: undrtakr900. on 03 Jun 11, 23:42:12
Also? what does his shirt say?

Need the name of? ...
By: undrtakr900. on 03 Jun 11, 23:34:56
Need the name of? this standup please??

At least he smiles ...
By: vatiz93. on 19 May 11, 20:04:34
At least he smiles or grins, he's keeping? it professional you know ;)

lolololol?
By: TheTakuma45. on 05 May 11, 03:07:52
lolololol?

someone shut that ...
By: Keegan3005. on 04 May 11, 12:48:15
someone shut that loud bitch up!?

NEW:`;IPAD2;::????; ...
By: jdfvtexzbdmrqsj7244. on 29 Apr 11, 13:23:48
NEW:`;IPAD2;::????;:`SITES::'''' ???.?????????????????.?? COPY SITE &? PASTE

let me? get my ...
By: BookBurnington. on 26 Apr 11, 03:44:13
let me? get my stencle

Hindi Zahra - Stand Up
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As featured on the Western Union- YES! commercial. The song on that is a remix of this one :) I think this is the first recorded video of this song. This was the only version I could find; by chance on the internet Enjoy :) Lyrics: Standing on your two knees baby, tell me what do...

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you've got to? rise ...
By: m1a9j8a3. on 26 May 12, 15:08:38
you've got to? rise your hands to the sky see the love , in your eyes ....

Proud to be ...
By: DarketteLamiae. on 24 May 12, 22:50:59
Proud to be Moroccan! Hind stand up for all the? Moroccan girls!

jeez, did a ...
By: jothehero. on 24 May 12, 03:46:36
jeez, did a committee get together and decide to all say the same thing on "this side of youtube" and all thumbs up the comment. seriously every single top comment is the same thing,? someone talking about how good "this side of youtube is." really, i enjoy it too though, but the unbelievable repetition.........

too young too young ...
By: lolawantsful. on 23 May 12, 18:34:51
too young too young tan tan? tan tan

Cute!?
By: Qibilii. on 22 May 12, 17:11:42
Cute!?

Lovely to listen ...
By: hapobelle. on 21 May 12, 13:05:42
Lovely to listen while? you cook.

stand? up on your ' ...
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stand? up on your 'TWO FEET' babee....

hindi's ----------? ...
By: mariloupaco34500. on 16 May 12, 00:19:22
hindi's ----------? my page youtube please

I guess nothing ...
By: NicolasFuser. on 15 May 12, 15:27:11
I guess nothing natural... Should tell him to take some? good weed and take it easy? :D

Look up an ...
By: KoiChannel. on 15 May 12, 10:44:29
Look up an indietronica band called "Three? Billion Heartbeats", similar nostalgic and colourful sound scapes.

Please if you have ...
By: Britts2006. on 14 May 12, 10:09:16
Please if you have a moment, you may? like what? myself and my band have written ^_^ /watch?v=0BQCxyzwR_E&feature=g-upl We would just like feedback/likes/support!! ;D Thank you :DDDDD

me? too (: <3
By: flightbird6. on 12 May 12, 17:14:43
me? too (:

chillin music !!?
By: waoclt. on 11 May 12, 19:43:48
chillin music !!?

what? you smokin?
By: Capriciou5. on 10 May 12, 21:08:31
what? you smokin?

IM? IN THE ...
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IM? IN THE BEAUTIFUL PART OF YOUTUBE

when the bassline? ...
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when the bassline? comes in ...

lubi sa mi? :*
By: MultiErKo. on 07 May 12, 09:15:39
lubi sa mi? :*

KINECT Or KINETIC? ...
By: jingodable. on 07 May 12, 00:09:17
KINECT Or KINETIC? * S.W.C.* Communication By Mental Telepathy & HANDS.Start:Telep a thought or use? __4 fingers sign-Spiritual Attention.Kinetic Vibe with Spirit Conscious Image - Intelligent Energy Surpassing Television Appealing To Human 5 Senses.Positive vibes returns Good thoughts/feelings maybe future material.Negative vibes returns Bad thoughts/feelings maybe future material taken.With an acceleration of *Static~Brain~Shock*if Persistent Dulls U Out G.A.M.E.Communicate & Win Gifts

i want to mary ...
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i want to mary this? girl

two feet...?
By: Tyrano111. on 02 May 12, 22:50:19
two feet...?

She makes? pretty ...
By: JanMarie1007. on 01 May 12, 15:42:24
She makes? pretty music!

................... ...
By: stourcbridge. on 01 May 12, 07:19:24
.....................x?

Beautiful , ...
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Beautiful , relaxation? :)

Perfect! reminds of ...
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Perfect! reminds of ellie goulding - not following you. simple mind loves a simple song and a Beautiful voice..?

Zach Galifianakis stand up part 1
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This is part one of a performance given by Zach Galifianakis at a comedy club in Canada.

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how has noone? ...
By: ktownhero1991. on 28 May 12, 00:08:27
how has noone? noticed seth rogan laughing in the background?

Canada. Home of the ...
By: cacophony1. on 27 May 12, 14:41:36
Canada. Home of the most annoying laughter in history.?

@LDZPLEN Lol this ...
By: 10Djax10. on 27 May 12, 08:50:29
@LDZPLEN Lol this guys not that bad But? on the other hand he does suck ass.. He makes people laugh, so hes good But naw he terrible. LOL

this guy is ...
By: LDZPLEN. on 26 May 12, 23:20:08
this guy is terrible... in a goood way. naaah? just kidding yall hes awesome ;) but seriously tho. he sucks.

Lol "he ain't gone? ...
By: RegisPhilbinFan. on 26 May 12, 20:11:24
Lol "he ain't gone? e-mail you"

You can tell he was ...
By: MrFallenSavior. on 26 May 12, 03:03:04
You can tell he was nervous his hands? are shaking like crazy

If it isn't, it is? ...
By: WINZ0W. on 25 May 12, 21:58:52
If it isn't, it is? his laugh doppelganger.

how do you know? ...
By: MovieHound17. on 25 May 12, 18:52:26
how do you know? that?

0:10 mark,? host ...
By: seoulman28. on 25 May 12, 15:49:57
0:10 mark,? host misses mouth with peanut. Keeps walking. #soballer

holllly shit he ...
By: quillber. on 24 May 12, 15:48:50
holllly shit he just? cracks me up sooo harddd

answer cunty?
By: ty1977. on 24 May 12, 02:15:47
answer cunty?

wy usa so good?????
By: ty1977. on 23 May 12, 17:11:11
wy usa so good?????

remember son... the ...
By: ty1977. on 23 May 12, 15:44:26
remember son... the world backs me up when i say we? dont like the USA...

just answer the ...
By: ty1977. on 23 May 12, 14:19:59
just answer the question. why? you scared ?

I didnt think you ...
By: ty1977. on 23 May 12, 13:11:02
I didnt think you would answer the question "why the USA is? so great"... good luck

Look all I'm for ...
By: Mr391mck. on 23 May 12, 13:07:53
Look all I'm for putting little youtube fags such as yourself in their place, but you're? clearly either a child or a retard. And I'm just not interested in arguing with either.

why do you think ...
By: ty1977. on 23 May 12, 12:55:19
why do you think america is so great??

I was going to ...
By: Mr391mck. on 23 May 12, 12:48:53
I was going to remark against that, but now I'm starting to think you have an actual disability. And that just makes? me very sad.

Oh? and why would I ...
By: ty1977. on 23 May 12, 12:46:10
Oh? and why would I want to be American????

kk dont stress hun. ...
By: ty1977. on 23 May 12, 12:45:04
kk dont stress hun. ( I figure thats what you like to be? called ) know body is mad. Just come out and be happy even if you scared of Daddy... just be yourself bud

That doesn't make ...
By: Mr391mck. on 23 May 12, 12:41:13
That doesn't make sense? or address what I said, unless you're implying that every American is gay. In either case, you're an idiot.

yes it does, i ...
By: ty1977. on 23 May 12, 10:14:38
yes it does, i would love to give up my? freedom and healthcare

i? like woman
By: ty1977. on 23 May 12, 05:17:27
i? like woman

Must suck not to ...
By: Mr391mck. on 23 May 12, 01:04:55
Must suck not to be? us, huh.

Thumbs? up for ...
By: DrearierSpider. on 22 May 12, 21:18:29
Thumbs? up for Zach's shirt!

Martin Lawrence - Racism (stand up comedy)
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Martin Lawrence - Racism

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I can't believe ...
By: TokyoOER. on 28 May 12, 13:27:49
I can't believe this shit was actually getting laughs. Martin has to one of the most overrated? comedians of all time.

@gbzhemn1 You sir ...
By: michelechurch68. on 28 May 12, 04:11:10
@gbzhemn1 You sir are one miserable fuck if you could even consider stand? up comedy not funny. What the fuck are you!?!?

Gbzhemn1 - u racist ...
By: TheMotivation1968. on 28 May 12, 00:24:16
Gbzhemn1 - u racist bastard? u must be a cracker

fuck this comment.. ...
By: QBez1. on 27 May 12, 19:28:38
fuck this comment....u serious? asshole

I hate Martin ...
By: gbzhemn1. on 26 May 12, 06:53:38
I hate Martin Lawrence's race! And i'm not talking about black people, i'm talking about retarded? people with microphones!

crackas stay pissin ...
By: HappierHealthierYou. on 25 May 12, 01:25:36
crackas stay pissin me? off

Its just comedy. ...
By: goldenaye3. on 24 May 12, 23:52:41
Its just comedy. Chill?

Martin is right... ...
By: TheMotivation1968. on 24 May 12, 14:21:45
Martin is right...white pple can be racist like a motherfucker...im not saying? all but some ...

u not racist, u ...
By: 15551cue. on 24 May 12, 13:35:08
u not racist, u just prejudice an stereotype against ur own race. we have them kinds of? peoples in all races

Because that was ...
By: James McCray. on 24 May 12, 05:31:25
Because that was over 100 years ago. Everyone who did that shit is..... "DEAD" probably burning in fucking hell as i'm writing this so people should forget it they're paying there price.? White people today don't give a fuck about black people white people yellow people orange people we just smoke weed then we turn on the tv and see some black guy screaming about something that happened 150 years ago and we're like.... WTF???? Literally it's an illusion everyones chill that's my theory.

How can you drop a ...
By: slicksottia. on 24 May 12, 05:14:27
How can you drop a subject? like racism when Whites hung blacks for a living?

The only reason ...
By: James McCray. on 24 May 12, 04:49:10
The only reason racism still exist is that black people keep bringing it up. White people really don't give a fuck but black people are always saying there's white racist people out there. That's a FUCKING ILLUSION dude!!!!! Seriously just drop it. Obviously there will always be racist people? but you're about as likely to come across a streaker. So Drop this shit Fuck!!!!! And i'm not racist either I literally for a while wished i was black and i have black friends who i chill with so fuck off!

Everything he? said ...
By: Semtex7139. on 23 May 12, 05:23:18
Everything he? said is true.. Beginning to end.

I remember one? of ...
By: Kapitan234. on 23 May 12, 05:19:14
I remember one? of my teachers once told me "racism is a two way street".

literally every ...
By: MrMikeypanther. on 22 May 12, 22:55:03
literally every other word is a swear word, i have nothing against swearing but it gets? so annoying the amount he uses it! ps this guy is not funny in the slightest, and he is racist himself.

SO TRUE AND ITS ...
By: amira husse. on 21 May 12, 15:49:27
SO TRUE AND ITS FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

Lol!?
By: tweety smith. on 20 May 12, 06:06:13
Lol!?

I love my white ...
By: kameronmyles. on 19 May 12, 04:45:18
I love my white friends: R.I.P Mike Allen I love my Italian, Mexican, Samoian and black friends. With that being said, why all the name calling? It's not that serious. Martin did this stand up in like '95. Laugh or leave the video. All these comments show nothing has changed. You vindictively try & get under each others skin by? being racist. A wrong will never make a right.

wut isnt? ...
By: ldr7flytru1. on 19 May 12, 02:40:55
wut isnt? considered racist now?

@doodledo2? ...
By: lombaxlife. on 18 May 12, 20:28:23
@doodledo2? stereotype not all blacks do and most just talk shit.Dont pay much attention to them.

That 90s white ...
By: camero220. on 18 May 12, 07:02:28
That 90s white Sterotype doesn't hold up like it used too. That free titty joke was kinda? funny though

black man talks ...
By: lbocvik2. on 17 May 12, 21:43:00
black man talks about racism... it's? not comedy, it's called stereotype.

And that? son, is ...
By: StreetTalentTV. on 17 May 12, 18:51:53
And that? son, is comedy.

am i racist if i'm? ...
By: MultiWoofwoofwoof. on 17 May 12, 13:24:01
am i racist if i'm? east european white and i'm not really proud of being considered "the same race as" north american white??

How old? s this shit
By: BoODaMaiN. on 17 May 12, 00:31:38
How old? s this shit

$Daniel Tosh Effinfunny Stand Up - Dolla Dolla Tip Ya\$

Daniel Tosh Effinfunny Stand Up - Dolla Dolla Tip Ya'll
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www.effinfunny.com for a laugh a day Daniel Tosh wonders if he has what it takes to be in the Secret Service and then quickly realizes he doesn't

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I'm a baller? on a ...
By: 1011DOOBIE. on 28 May 12, 14:46:44
I'm a baller? on a budget

More like a goat.?
By: tButDoe. on 15 May 12, 22:23:58
More like a goat.?

@50vice? Daniel ...
By: rockthebeatdj. on 13 May 12, 03:22:29
@50vice? Daniel tosh diedd????? Holy shit that sucks

thats an person who ...
By: Assman Santos. on 12 May 12, 16:08:36
thats an person who sounds like cow?

tip tip? horray
By: travissandry. on 07 May 12, 23:13:53
tip tip? horray

Poop?
By: 50vice. on 04 May 12, 03:09:17
Poop?

R.I.P Daniel Tosh? ...
By: 50vice. on 04 May 12, 03:08:35
R.I.P Daniel Tosh? ur stand up is epic 3-21-81 5-4-2012

Hahaha baller on a ...
By: scuzzbag87. on 26 Apr 12, 02:39:28
Hahaha baller on a budget?

He is so funny and ...
By: KiaJ1234. on 25 Mar 12, 21:49:20
He is so funny and cute at the? same time! Make It Hail, Thats Effing Funny

lol? :)
By: 2004dale. on 16 Mar 12, 01:28:33
lol? :)

the comment killed ...
By: celeryg66. on 09 Mar 12, 05:56:31
the comment killed me,? lol!

I have to correct ...
By: 2004dale. on 08 Mar 12, 02:25:37
I have to correct my comment. It's fuck knuckles lol oops- still funny lol?

Tip? tip hooray ...
By: 2004dale. on 08 Mar 12, 02:16:44
Tip? tip hooray With sum enthusiasm fuck nuts- that's a dollar LMAO

LOL.....throw? ...
By: BiggMacc76. on 07 Mar 12, 01:04:04
LOL.....throw? change at sluts

I love how he ...
By: soarenhigh. on 29 Feb 12, 18:18:29
I love how he explains "make? it rain"

That is a common ...
By: EvilsOfFeminism. on 15 Feb 12, 17:40:33
That is a common term among senior enlisted Marines addressing juniors, as in? "too late, fuck-knuckles!"

his stand up is ...
By: jaws553. on 11 Feb 12, 16:01:18
his stand up is funny and all but he re does all of his jokes and has no energy on the stage. i love his tv show? but ill take dane cook in the stand up category

fuck? you video ...
By: ognimoddd. on 10 Feb 12, 18:40:26
fuck? you video nigga

omg me too!!!? sobs ...
By: CawubPickle. on 08 Feb 12, 04:43:14
omg me too!!!? sobs :(

Baller on a budget ...
By: UndrRatedEnt. on 08 Feb 12, 04:04:25
Baller on a budget ahahaha?

TIP TIP? HOORAY!!!! ...
By: hiks45. on 04 Feb 12, 11:29:00
TIP TIP? HOORAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fuck? knuckle is ...
By: NovaAllOver. on 03 Feb 12, 19:52:49
fuck? knuckle is aussie,we been usin that for years,finally americans have caught on to it lol

RIP man :/ you? ...
By: cyaspy. on 03 Feb 12, 07:56:21
RIP man :/ you? will be missed

YOUNG JIM CARREY DOING STANDUP
Posted by: BasshunterAustralia

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Was that Elvis ...
By: GnotMaiNeim. on 21 May 12, 04:46:50
Was that Elvis imression a nod to the late, great Andy? Kaufman? :-)

:)?
By: tomaszombie. on 16 May 12, 07:34:41
:)?

Jim Carrey is? so ...
By: xXDezaDXx. on 14 May 12, 23:40:05
Jim Carrey is? so good at impressions its scary xD

Charles Nelson was ...
By: comfybluechair. on 14 May 12, 20:35:18
Charles Nelson was my? favorite!

so damn funny?
By: XWeLoveAmyX. on 13 May 12, 23:42:57
so damn funny?

lol?
By: XWeLoveAmyX. on 13 May 12, 23:42:38
lol?

He..? seriously ...
By: TheSeventhChaos1. on 09 May 12, 16:47:54
He..? seriously looks like a different person every time o_o

Elvis was? on crack ...
By: oskarkarrera. on 09 May 12, 03:15:19
Elvis was? on crack......

Miss Piggy at 6:45 ...
By: Smhawk100. on 07 May 12, 17:15:38
Miss Piggy at 6:45 was really? funny!

is it me or? does ...
By: zlzFUNNYMANzlz. on 29 Apr 12, 04:44:23
is it me or? does his elvis sound more like johnny bravo

wtf is he doing ...
By: 65coupestang. on 25 Apr 12, 23:02:22
wtf is he doing having a? seizure i know hes not but he's supposed to be doing stand up i mean wtf ???

Nothing? better ...
By: valmol02. on 23 Apr 12, 04:04:35
Nothing? better than the BEST

Year??
By: 7beers. on 21 Apr 12, 15:40:05
Year??

Imagine going to ...
By: KingMacintosh. on 15 Apr 12, 00:48:34
Imagine going to High? School with Carrey lol

too late i read ...
By: mrnoodleisdead. on 12 Apr 12, 11:00:23
too late i read yours? already...

1:12?
By: videos508. on 12 Apr 12, 02:45:51
1:12?

the muppets!!? xD
By: veggerbys. on 06 Apr 12, 15:44:24
the muppets!!? xD

this man is ...
By: STsixx. on 06 Apr 12, 07:17:00
this man is incredible. nothing less.?

Unbelievably stupid ...
By: nabosin. on 05 Apr 12, 10:36:09
Unbelievably stupid coments below.? Read at your own risk

3:26 Charlie? Sheen ...
By: Kyuikaruu. on 05 Apr 12, 08:22:11
3:26 Charlie? Sheen, wat

he hit? a homerun ...
By: TheTokyoExpress. on 28 Mar 12, 03:25:59
he hit? a homerun with the elvis, that's dedication to impersonation

HOW COULD? YOU NOT ...
By: bear022013. on 23 Mar 12, 16:40:02
HOW COULD? YOU NOT KNOW.....READ A BOOK DUMMY.

THE BEST?
By: bear022013. on 23 Mar 12, 16:36:29
THE BEST?

and? then some
By: Death2theNWO777. on 22 Mar 12, 23:24:36
and? then some

$Stand-up Comedian Tom Cotter - America\$

Stand-up Comedian Tom Cotter - America's Got Talent Season 7 Audition
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America's Got Talent Mondays & Tuesdays on NBC Subscribe Now for More AGT: full.sc Stand-up Comedian Tom Cotter impresses the judges with his witty sense of humor. Get more America's Got Talent: AGT on Facebook: full.sc AGT on Twitter: full.sc AGT: full.sc Get more NBC: NBC Facebook: facebook.com NBC Twitter: twitter.com NBC Pinterest: pinterest.com NBC Tumblr: nbctv.tumblr.com

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1:10 dat? face.
By: bosada1996. on 28 May 12, 01:56:23
1:10 dat? face.

Pretty funny ?
By: Ch4nGo27. on 27 May 12, 22:58:43
Pretty funny ?

Last one was the? ...
By: spencer chambrs. on 27 May 12, 17:36:58
Last one was the? funniest

vegas vegas vegasXD?
By: andrew mann. on 27 May 12, 17:19:41
vegas vegas vegasXD?

eh, i can see where ...
By: jagrcantakeyou. on 27 May 12, 17:14:33
eh, i can see where people think he's funny but his humor is? exactly like 300 other stand up comics.

It's hard to be a ...
By: mnjones92. on 27 May 12, 05:22:29
It's hard to be a stand up in this show. I think he did well because his jokes were very fast and there was a lot of content.?

Reminds me? of ...
By: jaymckay88. on 27 May 12, 05:07:33
Reminds me? of Steve carrel

i was also happily ...
By: facome1. on 27 May 12, 01:06:48
i was also happily surprised with the judges respinse and vote , now even more so -? knowing @facome1

i seen the show & ...
By: facome1. on 27 May 12, 01:04:24
i seen the show & was impressed at the content and timing. i loved it & i was happy for Tom?

last one was the ...
By: TheDlasher. on 26 May 12, 23:22:38
last one was the best one make every 1 think alittle bit?

That's funny?
By: Hamstergurl95. on 26 May 12, 22:03:27
That's funny?

1:10? the 3 guys ...
By: akumanation. on 26 May 12, 17:00:31
1:10? the 3 guys behind loool

Pretty spot on?
By: FreeFromWar. on 26 May 12, 16:06:20
Pretty spot on?

I? used to jump up ...
By: dianna660ify. on 26 May 12, 14:37:48
I? used to jump up and down on their tramp-arline XD

Instead of being ...
By: ToasterLicker. on 26 May 12, 13:17:52
Instead of being sneaky and taking stuff from a walmart o something? he just plain took a car from a car dealership its not the best joke out of this whole thing in my book .-.

I don't get the ...
By: ksaad1413. on 26 May 12, 07:28:10
I don't get the car? dealer joke!

We need? more of ...
By: bobbyissoawesome211. on 26 May 12, 02:37:19
We need? more of this crap

HE IS SO FUNNY! ?
By: alycat711. on 25 May 12, 22:46:23
HE IS SO FUNNY! ?

Somewhere...someone ...
By: TheIndependentView2. on 25 May 12, 18:51:48
Somewhere...someone...is missing? a ventriloquist dummy.

or steve ferrel?
By: AtlanteBeatles. on 25 May 12, 18:45:21
or steve ferrel?

wow this guy is so ...
By: lobelia2. on 25 May 12, 16:07:19
wow this guy is so fucking cheesy?

they called them ...
By: OlgaKumquat. on 25 May 12, 15:48:20
they called them girl scouts.... ?

will? carrel?
By: gameshark08. on 25 May 12, 15:26:05
will? carrel?

stupid Sharon, ...
By: lucabaracuda987. on 25 May 12, 09:19:38
stupid Sharon, whenever she doesn't know what to say about a performance she throws of "Your timing? was perfect."

The shoplifting ...
By: Jolexrin. on 25 May 12, 04:45:07
The shoplifting joke about the car is funny because you don't shoplift a Buick...it's considered Grand? Theft Auto.......

$Stand-up economist at Caroline\$

Stand-up economist at Caroline's
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Yoram Bauman, "the world's first and only stand-up economist", performing at Caroline's on Broadway (in NYC's Times Square), July 9, 2007, with a surprise group of NERA economists in the audience (stage right).

Related: yoram, bauman, stand-up, economist, economics, comedy

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Brilliant.?
By: kepstein8888. on 26 May 12, 15:42:47
Brilliant.?

"Look, that was ok, ...
By: nn102707. on 30 Mar 12, 23:16:21
"Look, that was ok, but when I did? this in Texas last week they started chanting 'USA!'"

He is a funny ...
By: pinkone4flute. on 07 Mar 12, 02:45:25
He is a funny professor who is knows economy and the environment. However,? he is very rude in person. So no matter how witty and funny he is, I do not support him.

Until he starts ...
By: annglamgal. on 05 Mar 12, 04:57:38
Until he starts spewing B.S. about global warming and climate? change...

"I believe in a ...
By: StatelessLiberty. on 27 Feb 12, 22:44:43
"I believe in a Laffer? curve" LOL!!

2:50 he kills it ...
By: Abd3llah. on 22 Feb 12, 01:29:26
2:50 he kills it talking about kids :p?

"You cant be a ...
By: A801506. on 01 Jan 12, 13:07:55
"You cant be a stand up comedian... theres no demand"? xD hahaha

I? loved the ...
By: dpwellman. on 20 Dec 11, 17:39:39
I? loved the Libertarian joke. So true.

Try his translation ...
By: KenMacMillan. on 13 Nov 11, 16:11:23
Try his translation of the? principles of economics.

I would love to be ...
By: gitadji. on 04 Oct 11, 05:37:24
I would love to be in a class with such funny? professor :)

Low? expectations ...
By: jkih0021. on 18 Jun 11, 06:30:45
Low? expectations lol

"Look, I know you ...
By: ComprehendingChaos. on 15 May 11, 20:42:04
"Look, I know you guys are? disappointed. You had a couple of bad years, but wait until 2008 when the Democrats take back the White House because then you'll be really disappointed." So true.

Yes he does :P.?
By: freedomthrough. on 13 May 11, 03:56:53
Yes he does :P.?

Disliked it. Not ...
By: 504aldo. on 25 Apr 11, 01:29:04
Disliked it. Not funny at? all, and i'm an economist.

This? guy has no ...
By: goldgoblin. on 19 Apr 11, 22:54:21
This? guy has no clue what a Libertarian is

i wish he teach my ...
By: FlamingTerrapins. on 06 Apr 11, 08:00:02
i wish he teach my Econ? Class!!

If you understand ...
By: pokkarokka. on 30 Mar 11, 17:10:20
If you understand economics, you? are not laughing for this. You are laughing at people who trusts policymakers.

this guy does not ...
By: tubestick00. on 06 Feb 11, 09:01:11
this guy does not worry about his jokes going over everyones? head. good on him

OMG, This GUY is ...
By: evergraime192. on 27 Jan 11, 01:57:51
OMG, This GUY is SOOOOOO Funny!? He's my new favorite COMEDIAN! Love his joke!

43 people are the ...
By: vakeraj. on 02 Dec 10, 23:19:50
43 people are the idiot sauvants? of our democracy (and act as the median voter every 4 years)

A very good up-and- ...
By: Sandman4432. on 01 Dec 10, 15:08:07
A very good up-and-coming comic. I hope he gets bigger cause? it's hard to find good comics anymore.

"you can't be a ...
By: jin37uk. on 17 Nov 10, 05:11:02
"you can't be a stand up economist, there's no demand!" fricking awesome, had me laughing? :D

@RhacoD (post 3 of ...
By: CSHattack35. on 16 Nov 10, 02:12:47
@RhacoD (post 3 of 3) why would you lend money to someone you know can't pay you back? according to liberals, that is discrimination and is unfair. so people tried refinancing a lot, or selling their houses, or going bankrupt, all of which drove? up interest rates on loans and drove down house prices, hurting investment and giving consumers and stock traders cold feet. thus, your recession. hope that helped.

@RhacoD (post 2 of ...
By: CSHattack35. on 16 Nov 10, 02:12:09
@RhacoD (post 2 of 3) the reason the economy collapsed was due? to the housing crisis. a brief description: people defaulted on their loans because they could not pay them. they should not have been given loans in the first place, but the mortgage rules enforced and enacted by fannie mea and freddie mac, passed when the Dems had majority in 2006, required banks to give a certain number of loans to low income households because banks were "discriminating" against them.

@RhacoD (post 1 of ...
By: CSHattack35. on 16 Nov 10, 02:11:18
@RhacoD (post 1 of 3) i dont. and you dont have to believe everything msnbc tells you. but americans (and you) don't understand economics. too busy being bipartisan. why did the economy collapse? not wall street. the fact that stocks declined in the recession is an? obvious symptom of its existence, but it was not the cause. stocks don't decline for no reason.

Jim Carrey - Stand Up Comedy
Posted by: IWJAF

Video duration: 1683 seconds
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Jim Carrey - "Jim Carrey's Unnatural Act" (1991) - Stand Up Comedy - from old VHS tape.

Related: jim, carrey, stand, up, comedy, unnatural, act

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i just realized how ...
By: Tmntfan3. on 28 May 12, 14:22:10
i just realized how many weird faces he could make in 28 minutes and 3 seconds?

nah? brah. he ...
By: AJCaezr. on 28 May 12, 06:02:14
nah? brah. he explained that 15:22

Easily one of the ...
By: Lambofgod2316. on 28 May 12, 02:51:30
Easily one of the best? comedians of all time

11:27 [Jimmy ...
By: ThePatrickFamilyBand. on 28 May 12, 00:59:04
11:27 [Jimmy Stewart reaction to a Nuclear Holocaust mushroom cloud] And? the amazing thing is that something so magnificent --- colorful --- could melt your face right off.

Awesome?
By: dudukenshin. on 27 May 12, 23:05:01
Awesome?

Cocaine is one hell ...
By: Crackers114454. on 27 May 12, 22:57:31
Cocaine is one hell of a drug.?

i like that? shirt, ...
By: TheMAR3oner. on 27 May 12, 20:22:11
i like that? shirt, swag

I have never known ...
By: satfgmsh463. on 27 May 12, 18:18:50
I have never known my old VHS tapes to go out of? sync..

0:44 to 1:03 Looks ...
By: SunSurfer777. on 27 May 12, 14:44:25
0:44 to 1:03 Looks like he's? on stilts

15:22 So? THAT'S ...
By: westmagpies. on 27 May 12, 13:05:28
15:22 So? THAT'S where they went!

that part made my ...
By: stanleyOrules. on 27 May 12, 06:58:38
that part made my night xD ?

How the hell did i ...
By: aircrew101. on 27 May 12, 02:47:06
How the hell did i get from snipers in iraq,? to jim carey? wow youtube

ITS OVER LET IT GO ...
By: WAKEdreamer420. on 27 May 12, 00:51:51
ITS OVER LET IT GO!? 6:26

Canada ?!!....? WOW
By: happyinside100. on 26 May 12, 23:35:26
Canada ?!!....? WOW

Am i? watching ...
By: dgl6y7. on 26 May 12, 21:54:54
Am i? watching stand up or deleted scenes from Ace Ventura?

Why did he had? to ...
By: JuveCassi. on 26 May 12, 20:37:11
Why did he had? to wear black pants? I can barely see him on this stage :D

I wasn't planning ...
By: JakeMichaelGrady. on 26 May 12, 19:55:50
I wasn't planning on watching this whole video... but i just couldn't control myself.? SO FUNNY

lol never seen? ...
By: charles6835. on 26 May 12, 17:59:04
lol never seen? this one...that canada story lol

he was playing? for ...
By: Bodyskillz2011. on 26 May 12, 17:06:02
he was playing? for barcelona ? wtfff

lol the Canada ...
By: Mad9977. on 26 May 12, 14:09:21
lol the Canada Story made me laugh? off :-D

his bit on the ...
By: Dolemaneil. on 26 May 12, 13:45:23
his bit on the nuclear holocaust? made me cry

woooOow He was ...
By: MegaOwnable. on 26 May 12, 12:26:04
woooOow He was sOrta? HandsoMe :$

3 Minutes In: " ...
By: SADHMUSIC. on 26 May 12, 09:03:30
3 Minutes In: "Alright...I Think I'm Going Back? To Dane Cook." ~ cello

There's a bit cut ...
By: ZeroAngel92. on 26 May 12, 08:10:11
There's a bit cut out of this vid where three people in the letters J, I and M? are on stage and introduce him.

$JESSIE J \$

JESSIE J 'STAND UP'
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Vote for Jessie J to win at the BRIT Awards 2012! www.brits.co.uk/voti ng ME IN MY BEDROOM SINGING STAND UP SITTING DOWN. I THINK IM FUNNY INIT..... :-/ Jessie J's debut single is available to download right now on iTunes in the UK. Click here to download zaphod.uk.vvhp.net

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my? sis sings it ...
By: thomas barton. on 28 May 12, 16:28:45
my? sis sings it all time

What???/??
By: fayehappiness. on 28 May 12, 16:28:06
What???/??

im? in love with t
By: thomas barton. on 28 May 12, 16:28:00
im? in love with t

How do? you know????
By: carleighannetts848. on 28 May 12, 15:36:12
How do? you know????

socks and? sandles, ...
By: BabyRackhiel1998. on 27 May 12, 13:31:52
socks and? sandles,AHAHAHA love it.

yup! :)?
By: 7rebornsrmylife7. on 27 May 12, 01:04:08
yup! :)?

Who else stood up ...
By: 7rebornsrmylife7. on 27 May 12, 01:03:49
Who else stood up when she? did?

I need this was ...
By: ISAAC800. on 26 May 12, 23:32:53
I need this was just about to play! Love that song!?

One thing i'd? love ...
By: sbcb1. on 26 May 12, 22:48:14
One thing i'd? love to do is sing for jessie!

Is? this before she ...
By: hopey96X. on 26 May 12, 22:10:56
Is? this before she got megga famous?

Not academic? ...
By: hippyhippyshakespear. on 26 May 12, 21:31:02
Not academic? You're lyrics are genius. The message always moves me and makes me move. You're beautiful, sure (but who ain't). Amazing-amazing voice, no doubt. But telling the world good stories and sharing good vibes is why I love you. Having fun while being real. ? Sounds good to me. Keep it flowin' baby.

Jessie, I'm going ...
By: steadyhandsunny. on 26 May 12, 21:30:57
Jessie, I'm going to use this video for my? assembly on self-acceptance. Keep keeping it real.

2:49 for? people ...
By: MrsLautner1596. on 26 May 12, 21:18:22
2:49 for? people that are impatient.

STAND? UP!
By: TheJBeebsGirl. on 26 May 12, 20:25:03
STAND? UP!

You know something ...
By: tgirl2b100. on 26 May 12, 17:15:07
You know something that girls don't? have and wasnt Jessie dating Kira at that time

I am loving The ...
By: SweetLittleSecret1. on 26 May 12, 16:54:14
I am loving The voise?

yes, it really does ...
By: fayehappiness. on 26 May 12, 14:13:55
yes, it really does!!!! what do you think? it is then??

i was.?
By: fayehappiness. on 26 May 12, 14:13:44
i was.?

whos? counting
By: Reviews2Reviews. on 26 May 12, 09:48:34
whos? counting

Oh guys does it ...
By: minamarkovic07. on 26 May 12, 09:26:10
Oh guys does it really matter? is she wearing makeup or not? She is doing what she wants to do and just listen and enjoy this amazing voice!

Love Jessie j and ...
By: magicdoll2011. on 26 May 12, 07:02:06
Love Jessie j and that song means so? much to me! And who's laughing now

that song makes me ...
By: TheCodCrate. on 26 May 12, 06:20:00
that song makes me so happy this is not? my cannel im speaking on ok

Does it really ...
By: tgirl2b100. on 25 May 12, 21:30:14
Does it really mean? that

Duh that's the real ...
By: iloveDomos123. on 25 May 12, 20:56:57
Duh that's the real Jesse? j!!

jessie , you make ...
By: Leolollypop1222. on 25 May 12, 20:42:41
jessie , you make me confident about myself now ,? thankyou

TURISAS - Stand Up And Fight (OFFICIAL VIDEO)
Posted by: CenturyMedia

Video duration: 328 seconds
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TURISAS - Stand Up And Fight (OFFICIAL VIDEO). Taken from the album "Stand Up And Fight". Century Media 2011. For more info visit: www.turisas.com and www.facebook.com

Related: turisas, stand, up, and, fight, metal, rock, folk, pagan, alternative, viking, finland, century, media, finntroll, heidenfest, nygard, skog, vanska, battle

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wather? plz
By: FaziniSS. on 28 May 12, 15:56:28
wather? plz

Have loved Turisas ...
By: Flesh Beard. on 28 May 12, 13:48:39
Have loved Turisas ever since there i first heard them!!! plus this vidio have Vikings driving down a long road at speed, more or less what i do when this song? comes on

Oh I understand :). ...
By: MisteriousMisdreavus. on 28 May 12, 13:47:36
Oh I understand :). I am a kind of? a strange metalhead, Thrash/Speed/Death/MeloDeath and Folk are my favs :)

WOW!!! Never seen ...
By: MrMORF190. on 28 May 12, 13:10:20
WOW!!! Never seen such? a nice and professionell produced metal-video, except of Metallica. And the Song is also a great one!!

Haha, Turisas is ...
By: BabaHangedOS. on 28 May 12, 12:55:25
Haha, Turisas is unpredictable. Great job, Stand up and fight is a great album and this video makes people think instead of pleasing them with bunch of cliches. Love how new Turisas stuff has loud and? clear messages for those of weak spirit. Turisas rules!

@alionsonny It's ...
By: Jatowaz. on 28 May 12, 11:32:19
@alionsonny It's called folk metal, if you don't like it go back to watching? nicki minaj or whatever computer made garbage you listen to. At least this "gay metal" actually took some form of talent to make.

Fallout :) ?
By: Burzuma666. on 28 May 12, 11:13:24
Fallout :) ?

I think,? I just ...
By: alionsonny. on 27 May 12, 20:04:58
I think,? I just found a new genre... gaymetal? That guy sings like the boy I saw at the Hamburg Hauptbahnhof who was begging for somebody to penetrate her to be able to buy another Kebap *LOL* Listen for fucks sake to some Primordial to get a real fuckin' dose of BATTLE METAL!!!

Well... this,,,,? ...
By: alionsonny. on 27 May 12, 19:59:28
Well... this,,,,? is,,, errmmmm... gay?

Is? expressing an ...
By: ScabeiathraxUK. on 27 May 12, 13:08:36
Is? expressing an opinion on someone elses opinion not allowed, then?

how about? all you ...
By: MrPacotehmexican. on 27 May 12, 04:14:09
how about? all you guys shut the fuck up about what "-core" this stuff is and enjoy the damn song?

this Video Remind ...
By: borntobewildpascal. on 27 May 12, 01:55:02
this Video Remind Me The Mad Max Movie? !!!

i just say? Netta ! ...
By: MrByniss. on 26 May 12, 22:29:52
i just say? Netta !!!!!!!! ???

it is? battle metal
By: MrCakeeater123. on 26 May 12, 16:11:33
it is? battle metal

imo? the singer ...
By: 123AngelwingedDevil. on 26 May 12, 12:24:37
imo? the singer sounds boring

thumb up if you ...
By: tmaclp. on 26 May 12, 09:47:04
thumb up if you think they should ride on horse instead of driving? jeep

vikings use folk ...
By: angelicbaby92. on 26 May 12, 04:28:07
vikings use folk instruments as well. I don't? listen to either, but occasionally I dip my toe into these genres. I'm more of a goth, extreme metalhead like death, black, doom, and all, so I don't really know much.

Why did this ...
By: EvotalKraeto. on 26 May 12, 01:47:50
Why did this comment get so? many negative votes? Come on, people, he has a different opinion ffs, grow up.

are you a? dentist?
By: TheGRYFFINDOR555. on 25 May 12, 18:47:48
are you a? dentist?

Nope dude, what ...
By: MisteriousMisdreavus. on 25 May 12, 18:05:02
Nope dude, what does it have to do with vikings :D.? Viking metal is Bathory, Turisas is Symphonic Heavy/Folk metal :)

SO GODDAMN? EPIC!!!!
By: Mortalita190. on 25 May 12, 11:48:31
SO GODDAMN? EPIC!!!!

shize?
By: MegaAplauz. on 25 May 12, 05:21:24
shize?

was the? photo in ...
By: thewizard99. on 24 May 12, 19:56:46
was the? photo in the car a omage to terminator?

While I disagree I ...
By: bladerunner951. on 24 May 12, 19:08:00
While I disagree I also respect your opinion. Sometimes? you just try something that doesn't work for you.

Bob Marley - Get Up Stand Up Live In Dortmund, Germany
Posted by: MentalKarmacoma

Video duration: 390 seconds
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You can fool some people sometimes, But you can't fool all the people all the time. So now we see the light, We gonna stand up for our rights!

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get up stand? up ...
By: rycoldkid. on 28 May 12, 13:07:11
get up stand? up youman pisannnn :D

rastafari!?
By: marvin obejas. on 28 May 12, 09:10:42
rastafari!?

PENGEN IKUT? ...
By: Joule Lianz. on 27 May 12, 11:31:21
PENGEN IKUT? JINGKRAK2 DISANA HEHEHEHEHEHEHE

james connolly? ...
By: MyPolski1. on 27 May 12, 04:17:06
james connolly? must have touched bob also!

107 people gave? up ...
By: theeawebb4. on 26 May 12, 14:17:40
107 people gave? up the fight.....

2:25 what happened ...
By: sooooooma11. on 26 May 12, 00:05:29
2:25 what happened with them? loooool

Cus blacks just ...
By: blockthisuser. on 25 May 12, 18:19:23
Cus blacks just gota fucking RAP!! long live the legand?

I bet heaven will ...
By: jackamesandwhich. on 25 May 12, 15:47:44
I bet heaven will be on giant weed farm. And got let's us use flamethrowers.?

Cant wait to see ...
By: Epiiiiiiiiiiic. on 25 May 12, 13:03:14
Cant wait to see Him in Heaven? :) LIKE IF YOU CANT WAIT TOO!

great concert!!! ...
By: jennyalixD. on 24 May 12, 23:59:42
great concert!!! but at the end where is? bob???

BOD MARLEY!!!??
By: tkmbella87. on 24 May 12, 22:12:40
BOD MARLEY!!!??

este tio? nunca ...
By: daniderek2008. on 24 May 12, 20:34:50
este tio? nunca muere

hi was? the only ...
By: Giuseppe Micalizio. on 24 May 12, 18:26:35
hi was? the only oneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

The best? vocalist ...
By: jonathanarko1. on 24 May 12, 13:21:10
The best? vocalist ever

Muito foda!!!!!!!?
By: victorsempresantos. on 23 May 12, 23:19:01
Muito foda!!!!!!!?

we will never give ...
By: Guy Fawkes. on 23 May 12, 22:50:47
we will never give up the fight! we will fight the tyranny? till death,if they start violence and starts to persecute us we will also fight back!

Because I never ...
By: CoBaltz100. on 23 May 12, 19:17:22
Because I never give? up the fight :)

Hey Stupid, i ...
By: Headxxzcase. on 23 May 12, 18:38:23
Hey Stupid, i suggest that you take the time out to watch his documentary and learn the real facts and stop running your fucking mouth about our GREATEST TREASURE. And for those BIRD BRAINS that don't like this go FREE YOURSELVES FROM MENTAL SLAVERY>?

Hell yeah i? been ...
By: Sifmar Oreuglas. on 23 May 12, 15:56:33
Hell yeah i? been posting this song in all the Ron Paul pages.

Bob Marley: I have ...
By: The619Asad. on 23 May 12, 13:09:25
Bob Marley: I have a? BMW. But only because BMW stands for Bob Marley? and The Wailers, and not because I need an expensive car. GAN JAhH Bless!!

el habla con amor ...
By: paolox22. on 23 May 12, 00:28:01
el habla con amor lo que deberíamos hacer para que este sea un mundo mejor y el mundo se llene de felicidad?

This is the right ...
By: dearmalika. on 22 May 12, 14:50:13
This is the right song for the? time we're living!

this song is really ...
By: boulevardboy. on 22 May 12, 06:06:02
this song is really great but sadly this guy is still? a fool.........just check out the reason for his death "he refused to get his malignant melanoma on toe to be removed" and thus died what a fool seriously!!!

You can fool some ...
By: PfMPE. on 22 May 12, 00:04:54
You can fool some people sometimes, But you can't fool all the people all the time. So now we see the light, We gonna stand up for our rights! Yeah! Stand up for your right to issue a promise to pay (promissory obligation), free of extrinsic manipulation, adulteration, or exploitation of that? promise, or the natural opportunity to make good on it. People for Mathematically Perfected Economy

Ellen Degeneres Stand Up
Posted by: d347hr0w

Video duration: 179 seconds
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FUNNY ELLEN STAND UP COMEDY!!

Related: ellen, degeneres, comedy, stand, up, naruto, anime

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Love her. For all ...
By: MeHeartTaylorSwift13. on 24 May 12, 01:06:04
Love her. For all people who don't maybe you? should put ur bras in ur asses.

A lot of people ...
By: FullEffectVisualTv. on 21 May 12, 17:50:19
A lot of people wont read this but I know at least 1 person will Im an 18 year old artist from NYC I attend St.Johns Unv but also make music on the side I just dropped my new single called "Pursuit" & so far Ive been getting good feedback like this one: "Thought your comment was another spam excuse but man? your amazing! Keep up the great work & you'll get big" So just use? 1 min & check the song out & make this top comment so people can see it I promise u wont regret it, thanks :)

I? have watched ...
By: MultiSoftballgirl14. on 18 May 12, 05:21:13
I? have watched this so many times I have it memorized.. I repeated it to my little sister then showed her the video and she said I even sounded like Ellen:) I love Ellen!! My dream is to meet her In person and just talk to her for a long time!!.. Being on her show would be even better :D

I waz? DYING of ...
By: toddluvro. on 17 May 12, 02:52:37
I waz? DYING of laughter.

Hahahahaha???? ...
By: mushabellylover. on 15 May 12, 10:02:06
Hahahahaha??????

@notonthebeard ...
By: TheMusic4EvaXXX. on 14 May 12, 22:51:03
@notonthebeard How dare you! Thee is noting wrong with beig lesbian or gay or straight. So don't you dare say something? like that about lesbians. (I'm not a lesbian but I still feel like that^^)

Ellen looks like a ...
By: notonthebeard. on 10 May 12, 21:09:21
Ellen looks like a true lesbo here.... Hahahaha but? honestly lesbians r not a pretty site

I promise this is ...
By: Jim Lee. on 09 May 12, 14:41:20
I promise this is not the top echelon of American humor. This is horrible? horrible female humor.

Stupid jack ass?
By: JGreenlikesbutter. on 05 May 12, 04:27:59
Stupid jack ass?

american humour =? ...
By: ownxinxrobes. on 04 May 12, 15:25:11
american humour =? ...

Hey Youtubers and ...
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stupid? lesbian.
By: mikeyrobins022585. on 30 Apr 12, 05:15:10
stupid? lesbian.

winning ?
By: WhiteKidsFromTheHood. on 29 Apr 12, 14:25:03
winning ?

@tigersforchrist ...
By: LilPurplette. on 29 Apr 12, 05:07:26
@tigersforchrist yea God created man and women but that doesn't mean he? created them to be together. Correct me if I'm wrong but doesnt God accept everyone for who they are? ...

man i wish youtube ...
By: chocoholicSISTA263. on 26 Apr 12, 14:43:23
man i wish youtube users would ban retarded comments...-'-. the woman is? amazing as she is people! Even some people don't see it others do

Women aren't? funny ...
By: GermanFootballPlayer. on 25 Apr 12, 17:02:20
Women aren't? funny. FACT!

@MrHodgi777 fuck ...
By: ShAkEaNdBaKe60. on 19 Apr 12, 22:54:54
@MrHodgi777 fuck you in the ass ?

Close your eyes. ...
By: SSX12345ify. on 15 Apr 12, 05:15:00
Close your eyes. Now imagine dori? up on stage. XD

not really funny ...
By: MrHodgi777. on 14 Apr 12, 19:07:14
not really funny at? all. She should stick with carpet munching

Amazing person? on ...
By: mrsmushygushy. on 11 Apr 12, 23:31:38
Amazing person? on that stage.....

@tigersforchrist ...
By: Livelovelaugh5674. on 08 Apr 12, 11:12:24
@tigersforchrist What the? heck is wrong with you?? She is a wonderful and beautiful woman and if you want to express the stupidities of whatever you are saying on YouTube, do it on a video actually talking about jesus. I didn't come and watch this Ellen video to read an uninteresting and useless comment. Not everyone is Christian and wants to know what that guy said when and where. I don't think it matters who she loves as long as she really loves that person and Ellen and Portia are one of th

CAn everyone please ...
By: Santiago7577. on 08 Apr 12, 02:15:19
CAn everyone please watch my cover of rolling in the deep ? I want ellen to see it so bad! PLease share it on her? facebook & twitter please. Share / like & subscribe! Please & thank you :)

This is kind of ...
By: Bobsworld76. on 07 Apr 12, 18:59:00
This is kind of shocking. She usually doesn't use filthy language. She's a Christian Scientist, you? know. I think.

Why the FUCK is ...
By: PianoAngel420. on 07 Apr 12, 06:26:59
Why the FUCK is everyone talking about her sexuality. Why the fuck does it matter? Ellen is a beautiful and hilarious woman and she can love whoever the fuck she wants. Everyone who is focusing so much on her sexuality and judging her for it are only insecure? about themselves or their own sexuality. Build a bridge and get over the fact that everyone is different and special in their own way. Being homosexual is no more of a choice than having downs syndrome.

Only a REAL FOOL ...
By: tigersforchrist. on 04 Apr 12, 19:01:10
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