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The Screen Wipe Guide to TV
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A wry look at what goes in to making your precious telly programs. Just you think next time!

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That "Big Brother" ...
By: JayVexVideo. on 26 May 12, 16:57:48
That "Big Brother" voice-over is one of the? funniest things I've ever heard.

Pussy loves? that ...
By: AWMJoeyjoejoe. on 21 May 12, 17:22:08
Pussy loves? that Madeley!

60 thumbs up? on ...
By: kraigus. on 20 May 12, 19:31:53
60 thumbs up? on your comment!:D

Awesome credits.?
By: ProtestantsRUs. on 20 May 12, 17:43:05
Awesome credits.?

6:17 ted atking & ...
By: fagAshLil1234. on 07 May 12, 09:06:32
6:17 ted atking & alain feanch - childrens? carnival: one of those random tunes and I was suprised to hear it lol

best end credits ...
By: ncurran1987. on 05 May 12, 20:32:54
best end credits EVER!!!?

I fucking love? ...
By: purebaldness. on 30 Apr 12, 20:05:29
I fucking love? Brooker!

2:20 That was the ...
By: TheYellag. on 28 Apr 12, 12:50:41
2:20 That was the best sounding drop of money I have ever? heard.

That chick he was ...
By: fongfongy. on 19 Apr 12, 03:20:05
That chick he was berating for bringing non-diet coke is HAAAAWWWT?

YOU? FUCKING TELLY ...
By: ArcanePath360. on 18 Apr 12, 19:28:06
YOU? FUCKING TELLY PRIIIICK - ROTF

you gotta <3 him to ...
By: agydnb. on 17 Apr 12, 16:20:00
you gotta

13.29? - 13.45 - ...
By: Tashy034. on 14 Apr 12, 14:01:38
13.29? - 13.45 - actually creasing!

Is Tv really !? is ...
By: MIIGUELFERREIRA. on 11 Apr 12, 13:59:12
Is Tv really !? is it really is it, really really is it !! ?

i think is funny ...
By: MIIGUELFERREIRA. on 11 Apr 12, 13:52:24
i think is funny satiricaly speaking, and very interesting... i´ve seen charlie for 20 days and still playing to psicologic replacement of ideas...wtf lol cheers? mate thank´s uploader

ACTUALLY HOW DARE ...
By: ismaithliombainne. on 05 Apr 12, 13:10:16
ACTUALLY HOW DARE YOU?

I wouldn't be ...
By: kinzeUK. on 02 Apr 12, 23:43:03
I wouldn't be suprised if it? was him either, the fat-tongued Mockney wankaaa

Charlie Brooker is? ...
By: kinzeUK. on 02 Apr 12, 23:11:10
Charlie Brooker is? unbridled genius

the jumping at the ...
By: Lpoolboy. on 02 Apr 12, 03:05:13
the jumping at the beginning is putting me off.? I hope it doesn't continue.

PLEASE? KEEP THIS ...
By: Psykogundam. on 19 Mar 12, 15:58:56
PLEASE? KEEP THIS ON YOUTUBE FOREVER

3 minutes a day!?!? ...
By: RoScFan. on 19 Mar 12, 01:48:13
3 minutes a day!?!?!?? WTF? you're fucking scaring me now!

you're kidding ...
By: RoScFan. on 19 Mar 12, 01:46:13
you're kidding right? you actually needed mats for jumping off a fucking logg?! YOU're jokiung right!?!? WTF!?!? thanks goodness for youtube... thank? goodness..... there's an alternative thanks to it to all this bullshit.. I mean WTF!? WHAT THE FUCKFUCK FUCK FUCK!?!?!

Here you go you? ...
By: efcdk92. on 16 Mar 12, 09:53:08
Here you go you? fleecing bastards hope you choke!

15:18 Damn that ...
By: stratocaster1986able. on 13 Mar 12, 20:29:45
15:18 Damn that chick is hot.?

20 pounds on the ...
By: wilson8383ify. on 09 Mar 12, 22:25:22
20 pounds on the bus? back home

$Charlie Brooker\$

Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe - Reality TV Editing
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An absolutely brilliant clip from his BBC show about how "unreal" reality TV really is...

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Who's? the blonde ...
By: MrDuanesohot. on 15 May 12, 02:11:34
Who's? the blonde girls. Shes hot

looks like the ...
By: rgrannell1. on 29 Apr 12, 11:32:47
looks like the final set? in Black Mirror II

LOL you do?
By: MrDuanesohot. on 21 Apr 12, 23:37:49
LOL you do?

I really want to ...
By: LOTRzagorath. on 21 Apr 12, 09:17:28
I really want to hear? more about this!

You could make ...
By: Scraplstolemyname. on 10 Apr 12, 02:27:43
You could make television.?

When I was filming ...
By: MrDuanesohot. on 09 Apr 12, 06:49:25
When I was filming a phone conversation I had, I have to say that I had manipulated the footage to make it seem like he was calling this girl a whore, and? other stuff, but he was really talking about someone else. I even tricked him in staying the girl's name and put the footage to together. Its fun. I'm so evil

"the pussy loves ...
By: jamesashaw1. on 08 Apr 12, 20:20:56
"the pussy loves that Madeley"? hahaha

Omg!!this? is SOOO ...
By: allyally76. on 22 Mar 12, 19:54:42
Omg!!this? is SOOO true!!

It's ironic that a ...
By: Bosch232. on 17 Mar 12, 20:33:11
It's ironic that a vid on editing has its audio out of sync.?

I don't know what? ...
By: boydegg. on 15 Mar 12, 16:08:53
I don't know what? it is, but pussy loves that Madely.

1:55 The theme they ...
By: ChristianLongName. on 19 Feb 12, 16:48:44
1:55 The theme they use for his Reality show is P.E.T.R.O.L by Orbital.?

Ashlene such a? ...
By: nanakeyks. on 19 Feb 12, 13:49:55
Ashlene such a? classy bird scratching her tit at 3:57

Reality TV needs ...
By: Bloodyidit. on 14 Feb 12, 09:31:17
Reality TV needs to? stop. this shit is retarded.

And this is exactly ...
By: Setzytb. on 14 Feb 12, 07:25:53
And this is exactly what Sony's retarded Tester show has boiled down to: Heavy editing to make everyone on that show look like nerd stereotypes or complete douchebags. Egoraptor isn't the self-centered asshole they're making him out to be on the show. Even some of the contestants have come? out and said as much.

Youtube Partner ...
By: jtmizu. on 08 Feb 12, 04:32:13
Youtube Partner videos do this SAME SHIT?

Brooker speaks the ...
By: onizuka8. on 10 Jan 12, 23:43:01
Brooker speaks the truth. On the frontline in? the war against terror ( aka everything media I hate).

1:47?
By: MexicansStealShoes. on 14 Dec 11, 14:59:52
1:47?

Well, considering ...
By: TerrorBlack. on 29 Nov 11, 16:28:35
Well, considering it said A*V*I*D? along the top of the screen...

Richard? madeley
By: IJBLondon. on 25 Nov 11, 23:07:53
Richard? madeley

Avid? Media ...
By: brgale. on 22 Nov 11, 20:54:37
Avid? Media Composer.

what's the program ...
By: stephthestar90. on 19 Nov 11, 10:54:01
what's the program the woman in one of the shots was demonstrating? didn't look like final cut? pro.

oooops * I regret? ...
By: painxtreme. on 06 Nov 11, 08:49:55
oooops * I regret? NOT doing tape of Departure and Return. For anyone who was interested, sorry about the confusion.

...and of course, ...
By: painxtreme. on 06 Nov 11, 08:48:17
...and of course, though having been and Art Director, and Professor, I know design and composition well, but I'm no pro at editing, or for that matter, shooting video. Of course all of it is Verité, since i didn't lug my? tripod along. I regret doing Departure and Return, because the flight To Europe almost got delayed a day because of a late flight, that would miss the connecting flight, and I wish Id documented some of that, and customs hassles in a wheelchair.

That is definitely ...
By: painxtreme. on 06 Nov 11, 08:42:08
That is definitely true. Since early 2009 Ive been off and on editing down a month long trip across Europe? my oldest son took me on. Very quickly I found most dialogue would have to be post production 1.) My son, 26 swears frequently, and 3.) handling the camera, i often would just speak quick cues into the mic to remember to edit something, or stress the importance of things, to discuss in post, rather than trying to be Schama, and script it, of course silly things will remain, for fun.

I'd tap the fuck ...
By: iam507. on 12 Oct 11, 23:17:47
I'd tap the fuck out? of that blonde

$Charlie Brooker\$

Charlie Brooker's ScreenWipe S05E01
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I miss Britannia ...
By: franinconverse. on 20 May 12, 18:25:56
I miss Britannia High so much... not even sorry. But this is hilarious.? "I think he's the black one." I died.

Hahaha, Charlie ...
By: ProtestantsRUs. on 20 May 12, 17:05:30
Hahaha, Charlie Brooker is SO hilarious, loved the offensive ending!?

I'm pretty sure it? ...
By: TheWrathfulHippie. on 17 May 12, 02:36:25
I'm pretty sure it? was apparent to Brooker himself while he was making the episode.

I don't really mind ...
By: Oppurtunafish. on 15 May 12, 14:09:18
I don't really mind because he's right, and he's funny.?

Anyone happens to ...
By: vidarmoose. on 12 May 12, 16:51:36
Anyone happens to know what the orchestral tune at 18:03? is? Sounds incredible & I've looking all through the full Screenwipe/newswipe spotify list to no avail D:

Expect a phone call ...
By: aaron9099. on 12 May 12, 13:00:58
Expect a phone call from out mutual friend? Mr Offcom. GOOD DAY SIR!

Oh my god... the ...
By: becsim08. on 12 May 12, 10:47:14
Oh my god... the entire toilet song... I died laughing... seriously this? is my ghost commenting right now

review of? 2007
By: Junkiebev. on 09 May 12, 21:01:46
review of? 2007

which episode of ...
By: Junkiebev. on 08 May 12, 14:24:09
which episode of screenwipe? does Barry Shitpeas sing the theme song in?

9:51 - anyone know? ...
By: tellyisrubbish. on 07 May 12, 13:29:49
9:51 - anyone know? that that music is?

Wheres the paper??
By: chronicriminal87. on 07 May 12, 01:26:04
Wheres the paper??

I like Charlie ...
By: JRoN1Mo. on 05 May 12, 10:44:16
I like Charlie Brooker but does anyone else see? the irony in complaining about people who complain via a show, the function of which is to... complain?

He's right about ...
By: antonio610. on 26 Apr 12, 14:36:50
He's right about censorship and? all, but I'd have liked to see Russell Brand sacked.

that s actually a ...
By: jeremyshambles. on 23 Apr 12, 01:10:42
that s actually a brilliant idea, it would actually change the country if enough people would watch them, unfortunately i m very? old fashioned and detest computers/cell phones and the like, love my typewriter though, cheers

As an American you ...
By: Alankoification. on 22 Apr 12, 19:44:31
As an American you should burn these shows onto disks and leave? them in public places. Seems there is no US equivalent of this show.

lol? at 13:00 to 13 ...
By: CrystalMoon985. on 19 Apr 12, 20:31:47
lol? at 13:00 to 13:23 :)

10 O'clock Live!?
By: MediaXStreamJND. on 19 Apr 12, 17:21:21
10 O'clock Live!?

Solidarity! My ...
By: MediaXStreamJND. on 19 Apr 12, 17:20:56
Solidarity! My birthday was ruined by that wedding! Fuck you, "Horse and? Slut Marriages Ltd."!

Fuck? yeah!
By: MediaXStreamJND. on 19 Apr 12, 17:19:25
Fuck? yeah!

If this isn't funny ...
By: MediaXStreamJND. on 19 Apr 12, 17:18:38
If this isn't funny to you, you are as strange as someone who wakes up and thinks they are an onion. This is one? of the funniest things I have ever seen, and the funniest comedian I have ever seen. You think this is good, check out his "10 Biggest Cocks in Advertising".

9:30? DOOM
By: 59squares. on 19 Apr 12, 05:44:51
9:30? DOOM

Best credits ever!?
By: PocketSizzle. on 16 Apr 12, 19:29:05
Best credits ever!?

best show on? the ...
By: wardydave. on 10 Apr 12, 07:40:38
best show on? the shit that is tv

Brooker is really ...
By: matttripple3matt. on 01 Apr 12, 06:35:34
Brooker is really into his games, he? was playing portal 2 instead of watching the royal wedding XD

Screenwipe S01E01 (1/3)
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Ant from Ant and? ...
By: murfyness. on 12 May 12, 02:47:37
Ant from Ant and? Dec has a mental shaped skull agreed?

Can some one xplain ...
By: kingrobert1st. on 06 May 12, 21:23:25
Can some one xplain me what it is SCREENWIPE ? and where can I buy it.

There's a great ...
By: TheGroucho66. on 03 May 12, 22:32:36
There's a great story I know of concerning the "infinite wisdom of TV executives" involving Stewart Lee in which he had a meeting reference to a possible TV show that he wanted to make. However the TV Executives were unhappy with the direction his proposed show was going down. The TV Executives advised him to watch a show called 'On the Hour' and told him to take notes on how to make show just like it. However, unbeknownst to them, Stewart Lee? was one of the seven writers of that show. Brilliant

10:09? LMFAO!!
By: Damon54521. on 27 Apr 12, 17:50:31
10:09? LMFAO!!

KONY?? 2012
By: billamorphed. on 07 Mar 12, 23:12:23
KONY?? 2012

Fuck yeah Grandaddy ...
By: Menegoth. on 31 Jan 12, 14:15:58
Fuck yeah Grandaddy!?

"So far, so Trisha. ...
By: PowerArmorV113. on 22 Jan 12, 23:19:58
"So far, so Trisha..." Yeah,? you'd need a pole roughly 50ft long to get to wafting distance to Trisha!

Finally? someone ...
By: DaneBabyJo. on 09 Jan 12, 19:05:39
Finally? someone else who gets freaked out by the Dolmio ads

Really? That's so ...
By: Mayna00. on 05 Jan 12, 17:04:45
Really? That's so sweet! He recently tweeted Zthemusic's link to the 2011 Wipe for 'overseas viewers' (of whom there are many .. I'm one of them? =D)! Charlie seems like such a cool guy

Thanks for ...
By: casper123. on 03 Jan 12, 23:40:31
Thanks for uploading.?

wow no dislike XD? ...
By: davidofchinkov41. on 08 Dec 11, 23:53:43
wow no dislike XD? YAY!

04:45 II think I'd ...
By: greencatsick. on 30 Oct 11, 03:25:36
04:45 II think I'd have to ermmm give that? picnic a miss... LOL

I wish I could ...
By: SimonHenrichsen. on 24 Oct 11, 14:09:39
I wish I could thank Charlie in person for making me watch? The Wire. The Wire was so God damn good, it almost made everything else look like shit in comparison.

I like the old ...
By: omare788. on 27 Aug 11, 22:49:33
I like the old charlie, he has? goofy teeth!

Jeremy Kyle? - a ...
By: caxtonman. on 24 Aug 11, 10:39:45
Jeremy Kyle? - a waste of DNA?

Love the fact it ...
By: Nexius8. on 08 Aug 11, 11:42:53
Love the fact it appears to be a homeless guy with the sence to not want? to go on a date with watshername

"Woo yeah! Jesus ...
By: SandwichCult. on 27 Jun 11, 20:26:54
"Woo yeah! Jesus Christ, I'm Charlie Brooker..." ? Lol puppet Charlie is awesome

@MrVinushka They ...
By: TimNorman99. on 05 Apr 11, 13:46:09
@MrVinushka They didn't take it down. Brooker actually made sure the BBC promised to keep it on youtube when it was on Xthemusics channel. Brooker even gave? the owner of the channel free tickets to his live shows thanking him for his efforts. Xthemusic closed his account.

@MrVinushka It's ...
By: TimNorman99. on 04 Apr 11, 22:37:18
@MrVinushka It's because of copyright issues, same reasons shows like? Malcolm in the Middle (music) aren't on dvd and Harry Hill series.

Motherfucker... I? ...
By: SoundtrackSelections. on 12 Mar 11, 20:46:23
Motherfucker... I? want a sponge finger now. :(

"cry on it? bitch' ...
By: djkillertomatotv. on 01 Mar 11, 18:31:42
"cry on it? bitch' ha ha ha ha ha !

"and just ...
By: revolutiongeorge. on 27 Feb 11, 15:06:33
"and just generally? being a bit bloated and weird-looking"

it? think i'll give ...
By: loz1023. on 25 Feb 11, 18:04:59
it? think i'll give that picnic a miss

Charlie Brooker - Screen Wipe - S4-E1 - Part 1 of 3
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Charlie Brooker BBC4 Jonathan Ross Paul Ross Russell Brand Daily Mail

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Very much so, his ...
By: asubjectiveopinion. on 20 Apr 12, 16:40:49
Very much so, his BBC contract was stopping him from taking a multi-million dollar contract? in Hollywood.

so after? awful ...
By: CHILLISeminemREM. on 20 Apr 12, 16:24:38
so after? awful time for russell, it actually worked in his favor?

It's entirely ...
By: asubjectiveopinion. on 20 Apr 12, 01:02:24
It's entirely conjecture on my part, but he does seem to have leapt into a US film career? immediately afterwards, almost as if it was waiting for him. I just think it seems a but sus.

hmm, thats quite ...
By: CHILLISeminemREM. on 19 Apr 12, 22:03:31
hmm, thats quite out there.? do you have any prove? it sounds plausable

what's the funny ...
By: nekovelo. on 09 Apr 12, 11:54:35
what's the funny music? that comes on at 8:52?

u wanna see? brass ...
By: timothyw98. on 01 Apr 12, 11:52:52
u wanna see? brass eye, gord blimey that is

they should a do? a ...
By: timothyw98. on 01 Apr 12, 11:47:36
they should a do? a high school musical cross between the crazies - now that's octane

grandaddy-am 180 ...
By: oli696969. on 29 Jan 12, 12:20:03
grandaddy-am 180 It's from 28 days? later

@ScarlariaTV "Mock? ...
By: ASH18YEARS. on 28 Jan 12, 01:31:17
@ScarlariaTV "Mock? The Weak"

If you take comedy? ...
By: tkjp999. on 27 Jan 12, 19:55:27
If you take comedy? seriously, you've already missed the point. Stupid newspapers just love demonising and bringing people down

Radio? Gaga?
By: JTorney27. on 14 Jan 12, 22:11:12
Radio? Gaga?

yeah?
By: MrLibertine84. on 10 Jan 12, 19:19:52
yeah?

Yeah WHATEVER?
By: flashmob3. on 09 Jan 12, 04:46:26
Yeah WHATEVER?

doesnt it suck ...
By: graveey. on 05 Jan 12, 23:53:48
doesnt it suck watching this in the states when its all about english telly? glad? you like it though, watch 'the day today' or 'brasseye', greatest english comedies of all time :)

whats that track at ...
By: mrpsb7. on 05 Jan 12, 11:24:26
whats that track at the beginning? dum dum? dum dum dum dum

nice theory bro. ?
By: mrpsb7. on 05 Jan 12, 11:24:00
nice theory bro. ?

Yes,? you probably ...
By: sarahparsons87. on 08 Oct 11, 23:18:12
Yes,? you probably are : \

Am I the only one ...
By: asubjectiveopinion. on 23 Sep 11, 16:32:51
Am I the only one who thinks that the "storm" over Brand and Ross was contrived, probably by Brand's? agent, to get Brand out of his contract with the BBC because he had received offers from Hollywood?

And the BBC thinks ...
By: tombomdoodle. on 18 Sep 11, 21:30:19
And the BBC thinks it? should cut BBC Four's budget, because?

making a doom ...
By: davidofchinkov41. on 10 Sep 11, 13:42:56
making a doom version of britaina high would be soo epic XD!! you'd make millions~!?

I was so happy to ...
By: ciaracustard. on 27 Aug 11, 09:42:38
I was so happy to see Thick of It up? there with Monty Python.

Lordy, I love this? ...
By: Amnesiac1331. on 15 Jul 11, 12:01:00
Lordy, I love this? man.

The main characters ...
By: bluejeckett. on 20 Jun 11, 08:52:31
The main characters r targets as I like to call them.... lmao brooker is a legend Im Australian? and never saw a single ep of this on telly, thank god for youtube

Radio Ga? Ga by ...
By: gordinirob. on 01 Jun 11, 20:00:07
Radio Ga? Ga by Queen

thanks for the ...
By: Kinshasa9200. on 01 Jun 11, 18:35:52
thanks for the upload. i love the show, but i can't find this? in the states.

$Charlie Brooker\$

Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe S3E2P1
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Charlie discusses what TV ratings are and how they work. He reviews 24, video games not getting as much respect as television and Fortune: Million Pound Giveaway. Gia Milinovich talks about video on the web.

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Could you inform ...
By: kingrobert1st. on 07 May 12, 15:04:18
Could you inform me? please what it is this SCREENWIPE and where do buy some.

matt you? rapist
By: PWDwarrior. on 05 Apr 12, 20:54:19
matt you? rapist

2:05 awesomely ...
By: SmackNcrack01. on 02 Mar 12, 16:57:40
2:05 awesomely funny! yet harrowingly true!?

The theme? to this ...
By: CoinInsertion. on 27 Feb 12, 19:40:44
The theme? to this is probably my favourite television theme next to grandstand

9:12 Well? said, ...
By: kibo3232. on 27 Feb 12, 16:40:04
9:12 Well? said, damn it!

I've heard Stewart ...
By: WalterLiddy. on 23 Feb 12, 13:27:44
I've heard Stewart Lee? make the same? joke in his bit about Ang Lee. "Don't make me Ang Lee. You wouldn't like me when I'm Ang Lee." I guess the "tooth hurty" dentist appointment thing is an old joke or something.

"Turned out to be ...
By: ChromaAurora. on 17 Feb 12, 03:20:08
"Turned out to be an innocent Brazilian plumber" Lol?

He said he's not ...
By: slannmage. on 05 Feb 12, 00:43:41
He said he's not saying America wont vote for a black guy. I'm sure that is what you meant but your English didn't represent this....?

Jesus Christ!!!?
By: naathaan13. on 04 Feb 12, 05:38:42
Jesus Christ!!!?

*what is the song ...
By: OpenSourceSolutions. on 01 Feb 12, 01:18:49
*what is the song played at? 8:00*?

TOOTH? HURTY!
By: SeeYouNextTuesday0. on 30 Jan 12, 21:01:54
TOOTH? HURTY!

"Or maybe just a? ...
By: ShupaNaraic. on 18 Jan 12, 20:37:04
"Or maybe just a? clown with a massive erection..."

SATIRE?
By: lilmissretroo. on 22 Dec 11, 16:20:39
SATIRE?

I love? 24!!
By: kooora18. on 21 Nov 11, 00:29:46
I love? 24!!

hair? and tit ...
By: franzferdinandaddict. on 19 Oct 11, 14:51:14
hair? and tit adjustment

Yea but its? funny!
By: infinitesimotel. on 16 Oct 11, 23:07:15
Yea but its? funny!

I utterly agree? ...
By: GeneralMontague. on 06 Oct 11, 12:23:08
I utterly agree? with the fact that pretentious wankers are the main people that but "high brow" books. It is, as Charlie says, almost all pseudo intellectual bollocks

Charlie Brooker ...
By: BrandNewLtd. on 30 Sep 11, 12:57:34
Charlie Brooker doesn't understand the gambler's? fallacy.

"Fortunately when ...
By: Baryonyxwalker. on 29 Sep 11, 01:29:12
"Fortunately when Noel approached her box for the all important money shot, the cash was there and joy was unconfined" :-D?

That series of? 24 ...
By: DrunkRussian2. on 26 Sep 11, 20:32:36
That series of? 24 would have been better if Jack had taken a back seat and directed the action from the sidelines.

That series of 24 ...
By: DrunkRussian2. on 26 Sep 11, 20:32:33
That series of 24 would have been better if Jack had taken a back seat and directed the action from the sidelines.?

That R. Kelly joke ...
By: SeventhEve. on 22 Sep 11, 10:46:56
That R. Kelly joke is almost? racist. "President Bling" definitely is.

so much curb your? ...
By: OneWayRoad. on 16 Sep 11, 12:56:19
so much curb your? enthusiasm music this series

not one dislike :D? ...
By: FATTGAZZ93. on 30 Aug 11, 12:05:26
not one dislike :D? righteous

$Charlie Brooker\$

Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe S05E02
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A section on ...
By: MaxRMDM. on 25 May 12, 19:25:55
A section on perfume? adverts would have been fantastic

Bill Hicks? ...
By: Cody111079. on 21 May 12, 12:29:19
Bill Hicks? would've liked this :)

on?
By: eveDjakku. on 20 May 12, 10:28:18
on?

The look he gives ...
By: j3parrots. on 18 May 12, 03:04:28
The look he gives the screen after "Presenting! Ribena's black currents!" is priceless.?

Hahaha, the end bit ...
By: ProtestantsRUs. on 17 May 12, 18:30:34
Hahaha, the end bit had me in tears!?

Thanks? for that
By: cawthy07. on 17 May 12, 11:57:04
Thanks? for that

I need a? 305.
By: tudortoomey. on 14 May 12, 14:03:36
I need a? 305.

i hate? adverts, ...
By: phillNWUK. on 14 May 12, 11:29:49
i hate? adverts, they are completely contrary to normal behaviour

...I want a pergeot ...
By: strikeout775. on 13 May 12, 19:24:10
...I want a pergeot 305 now...?

I thought it was? ...
By: Jessica616ify. on 13 May 12, 18:44:35
I thought it was? funny here.

@22:26 is it bad ...
By: BrieLarsonFan. on 13 May 12, 17:32:11
@22:26 is it bad that I wish I was? that sock? haha.

Thanks? :)
By: WoodyLivesOn. on 11 May 12, 19:06:47
Thanks? :)

AM 180? by Grandaddy
By: joequarterback86. on 11 May 12, 18:18:23
AM 180? by Grandaddy

Pat YOU? BITCH!
By: IpswichTilliDie1. on 11 May 12, 10:10:34
Pat YOU? BITCH!

Load..shooting into ...
By: WoodyLivesOn. on 10 May 12, 22:55:29
Load..shooting into actresses mouth...and Ashlyene from BB.? Charlie, you bastard!!!

What's the opening ...
By: WoodyLivesOn. on 10 May 12, 22:32:45
What's the opening music? Is it weezer? I need to? know!!!!

Can some one? ...
By: kingrobert1st. on 06 May 12, 21:08:50
Can some one? xplain me what SCREENWIPE is and where can I buy it.

chuck in a bit of ...
By: pjsmoulder. on 29 Apr 12, 16:37:31
chuck in a bit of david mitchell, and i could die? happy.

The black? guy in ...
By: TheAnxiousMan. on 27 Apr 12, 16:22:42
The black? guy in the annoying crisps ad was in Armando Iaunnucci's 'it's made of paper' sketch.

I saw tim key do ...
By: pushthetempo2. on 22 Apr 12, 15:15:26
I saw tim key do his comedy poetry on the comedy store. It works? much better in front of an audience. This is the wrong format for it.

Appears? isn't the ...
By: sparkyinbath. on 21 Apr 12, 21:21:45
Appears? isn't the same as is. Haha.

Only on a Charlie ...
By: almightyjass. on 19 Apr 12, 15:34:52
Only on a Charlie Brooker show would the contributers in the credits be Tim Key and? Aisleyne off Big Brother!

I hope the melted ...
By: PocketSizzle. on 16 Apr 12, 20:09:40
I hope the melted cheese pull guy suffers a horrific? and painful death, just to restore some karmic balance in the world.

Tim key? sucks.
By: mikethedevil10. on 15 Apr 12, 01:00:36
Tim key? sucks.

25:39? to skip the ...
By: glassmuxxic. on 14 Apr 12, 21:14:42
25:39? to skip the poetry...

$Britain\$

Britain's Hardest Screenwipe
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Scene from screenwipe series 3 episode 3 where Brooker talks about britians "hardest"

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How tall is he??
By: DrChalkwithering. on 23 Mar 12, 18:32:13
How tall is he??

theres always? ...
By: TURBODORK2. on 04 Mar 12, 19:23:22
theres always? someone a little bit harder

I'm only watching ...
By: asubjectiveopinion. on 23 Feb 12, 15:21:40
I'm only watching this because a loony is stalking? my youtube account and following my posts and I suspect this will annoy him a lot as he keeps telling me how tall he is and how much he weighs. Ho hum, back to the show tunes...

The bit? where he ...
By: Lylodile. on 23 Feb 12, 00:06:03
The bit? where he said hard was funny.

Because he's hard.?
By: coasterman16. on 20 Feb 12, 20:26:58
Because he's hard.?

why is? he not ...
By: TheByakuzo. on 19 Feb 12, 16:00:48
why is? he not wearing a shirt?

"This ring is only ...
By: ChipArgyle. on 17 Feb 12, 11:58:13
"This ring is only big enough for two hard men..." Sword? fight! (Apparently)

damn, the tough- ...
By: coolbeens21. on 01 Feb 12, 20:15:44
damn, the tough-nuts? go pretty hard allright.

Because he is ...
By: wimpylassiter2336. on 01 Feb 12, 19:00:27
Because he is showing his? HHAARDNESS. like phil mitchell, or david mitchell.

I couldn't? stop ...
By: SMuJ17. on 23 Jan 12, 01:40:05
I couldn't? stop staring at the nipples...

did someone hard ...
By: ellagrace810. on 22 Jan 12, 22:22:23
did someone hard steal charlie's shirt??

Why did Charlie ...
By: animequeen20012003. on 21 Jan 12, 10:41:09
Why did Charlie Brooker present with his shirt off??

The hard men? are ...
By: Grundibular. on 20 Jan 12, 10:04:12
The hard men? are going to come round and kick your back doors in.

Being hard? can ...
By: Albylion. on 19 Jan 12, 20:57:37
Being hard? can open the back door.

shit i was looking ...
By: rocksygti. on 18 Jan 12, 18:51:47
shit i was looking for a vid demonstrating? wipes for your computer or phone screen.

Britain's 'ardest?
By: Neonman78. on 07 Jan 12, 09:23:23
Britain's 'ardest?

the best screenwipe ...
By: geoffwoade. on 05 Jan 12, 23:42:43
the best screenwipe clip? ever

Can't believe ...
By: MrAnthropophagy. on 08 Dec 11, 14:26:08
Can't believe people actually watch programs like 'Britain's? hardest'.

"this ring is big ...
By: xIIKayze. on 05 Dec 11, 16:35:17
"this ring is big enough for? two hard men"

Mmmmm..... 0:19 ...
By: estherfreak. on 28 Nov 11, 23:04:34
Mmmmm..... 0:19 Surely I'm not alone in my dark twisted lust? for Brooker. I bet he can be pretty hard when he wants to be....

I bet? Charlie is ...
By: BoyofmanyNames. on 17 Nov 11, 19:22:42
I bet? Charlie is harder for watching all these hard men.

the bloke who ...
By: jimmyshitbags. on 30 Sep 11, 21:28:20
the bloke who presents britains? hardest is the absolute DOUBLE of my dad, slightly similar voice too.

Ah, but there's ...
By: soupalex. on 20 Sep 11, 07:22:39
Ah, but there's always someone who's that little bit harder. Ahem. Do you suppose this was aimed at men who consider themselves quite? hard? Or men who thought that watching it would make them harder? *giggles uncontrollably*

You? gals are weird ...
By: DODODADATUMTEETAAA. on 11 Aug 11, 10:43:58
You? gals are weird! lol! Love Charlie B though he's so funny

Aspirational tv - Charlie Brooker
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Charlie Brooker has a good old rant about aspirational tv, and how real life is just shite.

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Nonsense, but ...
By: Spongschbob. on 18 May 12, 12:38:03
Nonsense, but really funny.?

"So how come half ...
By: Link57942. on 05 May 12, 04:41:50
"So how come half the time, your? TV's smothered with glittering f*ckwits like that?" Half a second later: "[uncensored] FUUUUUUUUUUUCK *inhale* OOOOOOOOOOOOFF!!!!!!!!" "no"

Possibly my ...
By: Thecuregalore94. on 04 May 12, 10:32:14
Possibly my favourite? extract from anything Charlie Brooker has ever done. Absolutely bloody brilliant.

I love every aspect ...
By: davidmichael07. on 29 Apr 12, 21:35:45
I love every aspect of this man. He is literally god of ranting. God of everything else, for that? matter.

absolutley? amazing
By: andymorley. on 17 Mar 12, 12:14:33
absolutley? amazing

I have? to look ...
By: RatchetSly. on 18 Feb 12, 05:30:38
I have? to look away at that point. D:

Love Charlie. He's ...
By: davidmichael07. on 16 Feb 12, 20:35:19
Love Charlie. He's amazing in everything he does, including 10 o'clock live and all the 'wipe' programmes he does (2011? wipe, newswipe, screenwipe, etc. They're all amazing).

in other less? ...
By: Bloodyidit. on 14 Feb 12, 09:38:07
in other less? effective words, just be yourself and dont let propaganda rule your life. also, the violin was a nice touch.

And yet? they still ...
By: DrChalkwithering. on 10 Feb 12, 22:31:39
And yet? they still censored "fuckwits".

This stuff? could ...
By: TheCulturalBomb. on 05 Feb 12, 01:55:38
This stuff? could be used for Media Studies

yes?
By: confinedspace2006. on 02 Feb 12, 19:55:27
yes?

they enjoy a load ...
By: confinedspace2006. on 02 Feb 12, 19:53:15
they enjoy a load of dick and shoes... that's the single greatest line i've heard in fucking ages thankyou Charlie Brooker you are my new God, fuck Jesus, fuck God himself, fuck Allah, fuck Mohammed, fuck the lot of these posers Charlie Brooker is the only true voice I? wish to hear

yes.?
By: hotelmario510. on 28 Jan 12, 22:30:44
yes.?

no.?
By: evanquads. on 28 Jan 12, 21:56:21
no.?

Fucking genius? ...
By: Kinjamaimai. on 17 Jan 12, 22:49:00
Fucking genius? writing, don't you think?

I can't listen to ...
By: Liusila. on 12 Jan 12, 19:44:32
I can't listen to that background tune without feeling horror and disgust, anchored by Reqiem? For a Dream.

This guy...this is? ...
By: 323guiltyspark. on 09 Jan 12, 15:29:05
This guy...this is? my kind of guy.

Bioshock?
By: evanandodd. on 07 Jan 12, 11:09:56
Bioshock?

hah.?
By: KnakedKnight. on 06 Jan 12, 02:20:17
hah.?

Charlie Brooker? is ...
By: megmo1571. on 28 Dec 11, 00:33:04
Charlie Brooker? is actually rather sexy...

Derek and Clive? ...
By: youngian. on 12 Dec 11, 20:28:21
Derek and Clive? impression at the end?

@selcoboy It's Lux ...
By: AnnaGoesToThePark. on 11 Dec 11, 17:02:32
@selcoboy It's Lux Aeterna by Clint Mansell, or just google Requiem for a Dream? soundtrack :)

Damnit Brooker! ...
By: BrendanJTucker. on 27 Nov 11, 22:28:03
Damnit Brooker! You're? supposed to be funny, not profound!

Charlie Brooker ...
By: jonnybridge. on 24 Nov 11, 22:31:17
Charlie Brooker couldn't? be any more right. Nearly every f*cking time I turn on the telly there's some toffee nosed, stuck up cunt or some annoying bitch practically saying "OH, LOOK AT ME, I'M REALLY RICH AND YOU'RE NOT, HAHAHAHA". These so called celebs make me want to throw my TV in a f*cking river.

requiem for a dream ...
By: SweetMintPie555. on 22 Nov 11, 21:58:10
requiem for a dream ahahaha it's like the? most shocking/depressing UNaspirational music/film ever, I love charlie XD

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Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe Funniest Clip
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The funniest clip from Screenwipe. Here Charlie rips into Dragon's Den. Please Rate and leave a comment, then watch my other videos! :)

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4:17? onwards? is ...
By: MistaMase102. on 26 May 12, 01:06:00
4:17? onwards? is hilarious!!

Nothing can? make ...
By: TheHandsomeCrab. on 23 May 12, 01:57:33
Nothing can? make Dragon's Den funny.

This man is nothing ...
By: Lozzy07. on 28 Apr 12, 18:47:04
This man is nothing short of God-like. He a? total legend and his Screenwipe series are amazing. Fact.

aspect ratio,? ...
By: andimhisfriendjesus. on 13 Apr 12, 12:22:24
aspect ratio,? what's that?

leftfiel - phat ...
By: MIIGUELFERREIRA. on 11 Apr 12, 13:03:04
leftfiel - phat fucking planet...nice sound... but i prefer daveclake? rmx

"They should've ...
By: jamesashaw1. on 08 Apr 12, 18:32:46
"They should've called it People's Room."?

The godfather music ...
By: XhoowieX. on 02 Apr 12, 23:10:16
The godfather music bit? is just genius

Hope he doesn't? do ...
By: watermelonmeltdown21. on 29 Mar 12, 21:00:19
Hope he doesn't? do that to his real baby.

"nothing is forever ...
By: Fals3Agent. on 17 Mar 12, 19:07:10
"nothing is forever" "human life, for instance" WIN?

4:20 seems? legit.
By: TheInternetMole. on 12 Mar 12, 23:30:50
4:20 seems? legit.

Does he do stand up ...
By: stratocaster1986able. on 10 Mar 12, 12:16:37
Does he do stand up? His? cynicism and satire are pure brilliance.

''Bastard's hole'' ...
By: BelfastAtheist. on 10 Mar 12, 03:13:14
''Bastard's hole'' -? lol, pretty honest title.

Hahahaha, I hadn't ...
By: TimArmst. on 12 Feb 12, 05:24:03
Hahahaha, I hadn't seen the? British Dragon's Den other than on Harry and Paul...they did it perfectly!

for 5 minutes? I ...
By: SzlampStudios. on 05 Feb 12, 02:54:26
for 5 minutes? I had no expression watching this, then burst out loud at the end. Love Charlie Brooker

The best bit was ...
By: flagbehindtheear. on 02 Feb 12, 17:34:09
The best bit was the end? where he punches the baby :')

"Worlds? tallest ...
By: AnthemsToTheWelkin. on 29 Jan 12, 09:05:58
"Worlds? tallest teddy bear" HA...

wait, isn't the ...
By: Darconda90. on 28 Jan 12, 21:06:05
wait, isn't the best/funniest? clip of screenwipe the entire series?

lots of pushing in ...
By: innit27. on 28 Jan 12, 16:42:32
lots of pushing in and withdrwing? like a giant sex game

Is he? going to ...
By: JosephHornagold. on 27 Jan 12, 00:37:51
Is he? going to shoot them?

I don't watch ...
By: tdkzero. on 21 Jan 12, 18:20:21
I don't watch Dragons? Den, but I would watch Bastard Hole.

during theo's ...
By: ellagrace810. on 20 Jan 12, 21:06:54
during theo's gangster speech i wanted him to randomly go "PIGEONS!"? like he did on 8 out of 10 cats

You hope he? ...
By: stefansmith. on 17 Jan 12, 19:35:59
You hope he? doesn't LIVE?!

Why can't an empire ...
By: Anergyne. on 17 Jan 12, 11:34:24
Why can't an empire be a? dictatorship?

Yea i suppose so, ...
By: Sozlled. on 16 Jan 12, 12:47:56
Yea i suppose so, but saying "I'd live in an empire if Charlie was my Emperor" just doesn't have the same ring to it. Plus i am pretty sure he said something about being an emperor in this video, seen that many, maybe it was another one. Who and, you WERE being pedantic, but that's OK i like to be pedantic too on Youtube comments. In fact every time i see "i could care less"? i have to get my "caring continuum" chart out and show them why it's "i could NOT care less".

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Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe - Britannia High [Series 4 Episode 1]
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Charlie Brooker reviews High School Musical rip-off, Britannia High.

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4:32? Epic Brooker
By: zionravescene. on 30 Apr 12, 20:15:44
4:32? Epic Brooker

Pure genius... what ...
By: ivanpb1983. on 28 Mar 12, 05:27:32
Pure genius... what else can? I say.

soz but? you suck
By: 11jmak. on 26 Feb 12, 05:21:04
soz but? you suck

"A hollow attempt ...
By: Indiadancer1. on 23 Feb 12, 23:24:39
"A hollow attempt to perpetuate the myth the becoming famous for skittering around,? peeping spunkless, mock-emotional pop songs through your face hole is the single most important goal a human being can aim for (!)" - Best Quote in the world. Ever.

yup ;)?
By: manAFCwhoop. on 09 Feb 12, 16:13:54
yup ;)?

britannia high is ...
By: manAFCwhoop. on 09 Feb 12, 16:13:00
britannia high is shit, charlie brooker is god!? go fuck off you infurianting little piss-weasel

'seaker', another? ...
By: Johnline. on 12 Dec 11, 20:44:52
'seaker', another? dyslexic

you suck britannia? ...
By: 11jmak. on 08 Dec 11, 23:43:18
you suck britannia? high rocks wtf are you talkin about attention seaker

Get a life? dude
By: kade1sha. on 02 Oct 11, 11:00:37
Get a life? dude

Dnt? cry charlie, ...
By: Cpt50Caliber. on 21 Sep 11, 22:12:30
Dnt? cry charlie, we all love you :)

Anyone else pause ...
By: ClockworkComputer. on 06 Sep 11, 15:31:48
Anyone else pause at 2:01 ??

lol the bank ...
By: rayblack2004. on 10 Aug 11, 23:13:27
lol the bank manager looks like he knows all about showbiz lol? thats some1 they should all look up to lol

oh my goodness the ...
By: disastertruck. on 05 Aug 11, 16:32:40
oh my goodness the DOOM music at 0:55 had me off my chair? XD

what he says during ...
By: Br00tals3x. on 19 Jul 11, 09:15:37
what he says during 0:56? to 1:07 is something that i would be very happy to do

haha i think hes ...
By: rspitz86. on 13 Mar 11, 12:21:54
haha i think hes the? black one

And now we have " ...
By: cashomnitrix. on 03 Feb 11, 02:29:26
And now we have "Glee" adding insult to injury,Sunday's Super Bowl episode will have them trash-I mean performing Michael? Jackson's "Thriller". Jacko's will be spinning at 360 rpm come Sunday

"No? you're a cunt" ...
By: DynamicScherzo. on 28 Jan 11, 21:59:30
"No? you're a cunt" HAHAHAHA

Gees... wasn't HSM ...
By: DynamicScherzo. on 28 Jan 11, 21:57:10
Gees... wasn't HSM bad? enough?!

Infuriating? little ...
By: Zonaverdi. on 24 Jan 11, 15:51:30
Infuriating? little piss weasels.

That "where's the ...
By: JoeStunner. on 21 Jan 11, 18:45:34
That "where's the paper?" skit is the funniest thing I've ever seen. Ever.?

i laughed? so much ...
By: ihearttheplanet. on 16 Jan 11, 22:31:49
i laughed? so much watching this

'No, he's a cunt'. ...
By: chocomog35. on 11 Jan 11, 01:34:36
'No, he's a cunt'. < 333?

WERES the Paper? I ...
By: XxEpIc360xX. on 07 Jan 11, 17:44:54
WERES the Paper? I need to wipe my BUMMMMM!!!!

cunthive? - amazing
By: edavenpo. on 22 Dec 10, 23:51:34
cunthive? - amazing

Screen Wipe - Celebrity Big Brother 2007
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Charlie Brooker, as always, is spot on talking about the "race war" that developed this year in CBB. Death to the racist!

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If you hear a knock ...
By: SClubBabesForever. on 27 May 12, 23:32:39
If you hear a knock at your door late one night, you better pray it isn't? Karma calling!

Maybe because she ...
By: SClubBabesForever. on 27 May 12, 23:32:02
Maybe because she knew she'd win in a race scandal, and gain world wide fame in consequence? Hmmm.. But wouldn't that also mean the show was rigged for her to win, and the others were hand? picked and events arrangted for it to happen? Plus editing! Wow, a set up! Shilpa style!

Nice! Expect karma ...
By: SClubBabesForever. on 27 May 12, 23:30:01
Nice! Expect karma to pay you back for that horrid statement! And I? can't wait!!

* coarse *? from * ...
By: PeasLoveHarmony. on 10 May 12, 03:22:15
* coarse *? from *Facepalm*

love? the curb ...
By: kreilly1875. on 17 Jan 12, 20:23:24
love? the curb music.

It's the theme from ...
By: gordinirob. on 08 Jan 12, 00:04:55
It's the theme from "Curb? your enthusiasm"

I'm? glad she's dead
By: LucasSlag. on 02 Jan 12, 14:50:32
I'm? glad she's dead

The question I have ...
By: WalterLiddy. on 20 Dec 11, 04:27:44
The question I have is,? why would such a person agree to participate in trash tv like this in the first place?

BLOODY KINGSTON? ...
By: StonySteveLemon. on 28 Nov 11, 23:37:25
BLOODY KINGSTON? BLOODY TOWN

"in an impressive ...
By: RockBottomRiser21. on 28 Nov 11, 17:18:12
"in an impressive post-modern protest? against the narrative conventions of television." fucking great?

'My claim to fame? ...
By: Coolguyrob2006. on 17 Oct 11, 15:11:31
'My claim to fame? is meeting you'? Sometimes I'm glad she's dead

thank? you!
By: SparkToPierceTheDark. on 25 Sep 11, 20:25:34
thank? you!

4:48 Its? that guy ...
By: JaceValm. on 25 Sep 11, 13:53:38
4:48 Its? that guy Nick Clegg! Before he became famous. Now he's gone through the same cycle

That's? Curb Your ...
By: PercyandDuckfan94. on 25 Sep 11, 00:15:24
That's? Curb Your Enthusiasm.

What's the ...
By: SparkToPierceTheDark. on 20 Aug 11, 12:55:30
What's the background music upto 45seconds? I know it's a theme tune? but I forget to what...thank you.

",,,and they are ...
By: MrSyrett. on 03 Aug 11, 23:15:48
",,,and they are slags" - Probably the first and last time that expression has? been used on Question time

His description of ...
By: SaitanMar. on 07 Jul 11, 17:25:58
His description of Jade Goody was...? well just perfect.

That? was probably ...
By: 30Ciaran. on 23 Jun 11, 14:02:51
That? was probably the best decision Donny has ever made, everything else though.......

"Donny gained a ...
By: TeamBlackDragons01. on 16 Jun 11, 09:30:21
"Donny gained a 1,000 dignity points by scrambling over the? wall" Absolutely Brilliant.

except alot of the ...
By: adamdd09. on 12 Jun 11, 01:27:55
except alot of the breaktroughs arrived from the east in the 1500s like modern numbers, advanced ships and? new sewers tho we were slow on the sewer bit

Wow, you're so ...
By: MintyInTheSky. on 01 Jun 11, 02:35:49
Wow, you're so right! As evidenced by the clips shown, Brits are clearly more sophisticated than any Indian =D?

oh my! the best ...
By: wixy20071. on 14 May 11, 20:20:19
oh my! the best quote? lol

Jade Goody? was ...
By: Dhammond5. on 12 May 11, 23:23:55
Jade Goody? was just fucking pointless

The caste system ...
By: Clausfarre. on 04 May 11, 13:30:09
The caste system for one. Europe went through the period of enlightenment and what followed was a tsunami of scientific and cultural breakthroughs. Brits are more? civilized. I regard that as undisputable.

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Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe S5E3P4
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In this slightly extended episode, Charlie is joined by some of the best TV writers in the business today. They talk about how they started out and how they go about writing a television show. Featured in this episode are; Russell T Davies, Paul Abbott, Jesse Armstrong, Sam Bain, Graham Linehan and Tony Jordan.

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Would anyone else ...
By: NickNeedsAUsername. on 16 May 12, 16:31:03
Would anyone else much rather have heard from Steven Moffat? than Russell T Davies?

2:21 odd? that they ...
By: MrGeorgFTW. on 11 Mar 12, 17:06:53
2:21 odd? that they showed that, considering it wasnt written by RTD...?

Well okay you ...
By: brippie. on 05 Mar 12, 17:49:17
Well okay you mentioned Coldplay once, but I gues you got away with it. But I'd like to remind you that Coldplay? is a sensitive issue for most people in mainland Europe.

Don't mention ...
By: brippie. on 05 Mar 12, 12:46:43
Don't mention Coldplay?

love RTD ??
By: annaxsg1. on 27 Feb 12, 02:44:35
love RTD ??

To be fair,? it's ...
By: Sapphonouveau. on 22 Jan 12, 23:42:39
To be fair,? it's often easier to give advice than to follow it. I'm not the biggest RTD fan, but it does highlight how difficult it is to write good dialogue, even when you already know what makes good dialogue. Like all writing, really.

Subjectivity? is a ...
By: BrutalityEngaged. on 30 Dec 11, 03:30:33
Subjectivity? is a wonderful thing.

Yeah, after ...
By: omgsrslolz. on 18 Dec 11, 10:52:03
Yeah, after watching RTD's Doctor Who episodes, I pretty much ignored everything he said here. I've never seen more cringey, expository dialogue and plotting than in? his episodes of that show.

There are also a ...
By: LondonPride25. on 15 Dec 11, 07:59:35
There are also a lot more people who'd? rather watch the X factor than Peep Show. People are (sometimes) idiots.

but what would the ...
By: peanutbutterbummer. on 15 Dec 11, 07:53:18
but what would the majority be more likely to watch?? He finishes scripts in half the time and probably earns double.... I'd personally rather watch Peep Show but there's? a lot more who'd watch Dr.Who or Torchwood

Takes Bain & ...
By: LondonPride25. on 28 Oct 11, 15:01:07
Takes Bain & Armstrong a month to write an episode and Russell T as little as 4 days. And you? can see the end result. What shall we watch tonight, Peep Show or Torchwood? Uh, let me think.

but steven moffat ...
By: jazpyy. on 28 Aug 11, 14:44:29
but steven moffat wrote that clip. "I like? bow ties, bow ties are cool"

I mean, just look ...
By: graemeoliver84. on 12 Jul 11, 22:06:44
I mean, just look at where they're saying in the clips? here. "There's a banana grove there now. I like bananas. Bananas are good." *cringe!* To me RTD just sounds a bit hung up on whatever screenwriting theory he's learned and it makes his writing stilted.

I don't think he's ...
By: graemeoliver84. on 12 Jul 11, 22:00:07
I don't think he's in a position to talk about bad dialogue, unless he's talking? about his own scripts.

Case in Point: " ...
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Case in Point: "Parting of the? Ways" vs "Love and Monsters"

Rusell T? Davies is ...
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Rusell T? Davies is so inconsistent! Writes brilliantly and then writes utter shit!

$Charlie Brooker\$

Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe S05E03
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$Charlie Brooker\$

Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe - rolling news
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Charlie Brooker looks at rolling news, this bit is about the Mcanns and some other stuff.

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Keep? looking and ...
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Keep? looking and stop thinking...

TV news channels ...
By: Marban00. on 17 Feb 12, 20:23:41
TV news channels are still all ignoring Ron Paul. Don't make the? same mistake.

I had? to dislike. ...
By: BrendanJTucker. on 27 Nov 11, 22:49:08
I had? to dislike. They're just fucking vultures...

Can someone please ...
By: siren7193. on 25 Oct 11, 18:00:56
Can someone please tell me what happened here ??

It makes me ...
By: JAStewart. on 06 Oct 11, 12:12:45
It makes me genuinely? sad that our society has come to this.

The first time my ...
By: aaron9099. on 01 Oct 11, 10:34:19
The first time my sport crazy dad watched me watching this was just now when Brooker said "Bollocks to sport and bollocks to anyone who likes it". Needless to say my dad shan't be a fan? of this show in the foreseeable future.

Holy crap.? What a ...
By: pifeathersword. on 29 Sep 11, 08:16:28
Holy crap.? What a great article.

Thumbs up if you'd ...
By: LordXaras. on 03 Aug 11, 12:16:47
Thumbs up if you'd like news reports with hand crafted? dioramas again!

can anyone give me ...
By: QueenBonesofdarkness. on 12 Jul 11, 17:52:03
can anyone give me any proof to show that the mcaans actually ENJOYED being stalked by? the press??

its? called acting ...
By: cheesyballs. on 08 Jul 11, 18:44:26
its? called acting up

if they loved the? ...
By: QueenBonesofdarkness. on 29 Jun 11, 14:58:24
if they loved the? attention why would they hide in their house?

they? didn't want ...
By: Rmg12. on 29 Jun 11, 10:41:38
they? didn't want the privacy, they love the whole media attention....

As a professional ...
By: SurrealMarksman. on 27 Jun 11, 17:42:24
As a professional reporter would you accurately be able to say that you can't report anything YOU deem important and you are told from? the top what to report?

4 people? are Sky ...
By: lauracida. on 19 Jun 11, 01:25:01
4 people? are Sky News directives.

I feel so sorry of ...
By: QueenBonesofdarkness. on 17 Jun 11, 18:16:31
I feel so sorry of the Mcanns. Couldn't the press give them a? second of privacy?

what's the song in ...
By: hiothezebra. on 09 Jun 11, 09:33:06
what's the song in the background? ?

Bollocks to? sport, ...
By: willbloor. on 04 May 11, 12:11:33
Bollocks to? sport, and bollocks to everyone who likes it [Piss on football]. LOL!

Rolling news are ...
By: miiiikku. on 23 Feb 11, 17:14:05
Rolling news are news about nothing. Like they report something just happened in Libya thing but where does this new piece of information get us. How does it help us understand better what is happening, why is it happening, what is? background and where whole thing is going. News are actually not about big picture. Also what is this obsession about news being fresh, I dont really give a fuck if i hear something that is not directly important to me now or in morning newspaper.

"...and some of ...
By: TheMadzab. on 21 Feb 11, 15:09:42
"...and some of them? have satellite-link-ups..."

Lol? biggest media ...
By: ILoveAmp. on 15 Feb 11, 02:59:49
Lol? biggest media circlejerk

LOOK ?
By: iankmilla. on 13 Feb 11, 03:08:23
LOOK ?

lol really? It's ...
By: FSquid. on 05 Feb 11, 15:12:57
lol really? It's sad because someone doesn't? watch news? What kind of bizarre world do you live in where the definition of sad is someone not watching news?

i never? watch ...
By: MrAntarcticmonkey. on 02 Feb 11, 16:06:49
i never? watch sport and i NEVER watch news but i will happily watch CB ranting about both :D

4 Media students ...
By: AppleSneezeGoo. on 01 Feb 11, 02:42:53
4 Media students were not impressed!?

thats quite sad ...
By: stormer55. on 23 Jan 11, 01:54:16
thats quite sad that you dont watch any? news..

$Charlie Brooker\$

Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe: 24.
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I didn't make this.

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i know people ...
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i know people often? repeat whatever bit from the video they enjoyed the most... but i won't do that here cause I can't comment on only 1 good thing Charlie's said here, as it was all brilliant (As usual really by Brooker)

It's quite ...
By: Raymint. on 26 Dec 11, 12:21:32
It's quite hilarious that I've come to this and all I can? see are comments confused as to whether or not he even likes the show ... despite him liking the show.

How can somebody ...
By: aaron9099. on 18 Oct 11, 07:04:15
How can somebody get the impression? he doesn't like 24?

Only people that ...
By: rbfett. on 01 Apr 11, 06:57:08
Only people that are able to do a bit of critical thinking, are capable of crapping on the? stuff they enjoy. Balanced thinking is beyond most people, and forget about them not taking themselves too seriously. Are you living in some alternate universe where you think most of the population is not mindless zombies? LOL Nice post.

Somebody touched ...
By: dykesy30. on 31 Mar 11, 16:51:36
Somebody touched it? :(

24? gives good ...
By: Darusdei. on 23 Feb 11, 19:11:02
24? gives good laughs sometimes :D

love it how jo979 ...
By: MegaDowson. on 01 Feb 11, 18:18:42
love it how jo979 has 24 thumbs up.? nobody touch it please

Logan made his ...
By: jacklong529. on 26 Jan 11, 02:08:21
Logan made his debut in season 4 not season? 5

USA - Violence UK? ...
By: RikEakaRiCh. on 25 Jan 11, 09:42:33
USA - Violence UK? - filthy language Germany - "News" showing tits

i pissed myself ...
By: alywilliams1985. on 25 Jan 11, 08:38:26
i pissed myself when he said fred? flintstone!!!! hahahaha!

If he wants to poke ...
By: ChromaAurora. on 24 Dec 10, 02:07:31
If he wants to poke fun at Kiefer Sutherland, then I highly recommend he listens to the clip from Call of Duty:World at War "Outstanding, Marines, out-fucking-standing" -Makes me want to punch a wall out of the line's idiocy. My opinion,? of course.

I bet he genuinely ...
By: Ghefly. on 09 Dec 10, 20:48:53
I bet he genuinely doesn't like it. I? don't remember him insulting The Wire.

I heard Jack Bauer? ...
By: ChromaAurora. on 23 Nov 10, 16:41:26
I heard Jack Bauer? claimed he could rip out someone's stomach lining with the end of towel. That has got to be the biggest load of bollocks I have ever heard. Anyway, bravo Charlie (hehe)

And look,:? Fred ...
By: FishlipsMalone. on 28 Sep 10, 19:52:23
And look,:? Fred flintstone, classic stuff but jack bauwer is really one to having a laugh at and charlie ofc.

"A tiny sinister ...
By: noapologiesnoregrets. on 25 Sep 10, 01:04:40
"A tiny sinister man who seems to be living in a? Windows operating system." how fucking great is Charlie Brooker, seriously????

HA? HA! THAT'S ...
By: texaspete33. on 21 Sep 10, 22:41:07
HA? HA! THAT'S RIGHT DEREK! HUMAN BLOOD! HE HE HYA!

"Sorry, run that by ...
By: TheConciseStatement. on 23 Aug 10, 15:35:19
"Sorry, run that by me again. You're gonna start with my right eye, then you're gonna take? out my left eye, then you're gonna keep cutting and cutting and cutting? Okay."

1:34? awesome..
By: kool4eva. on 29 May 10, 18:05:12
1:34? awesome..

"oh no, not the ...
By: tanyuj. on 15 Apr 10, 22:41:54
"oh no, not the eye? bag" lol

Precisely. You ...
By: wardee13. on 29 Mar 10, 01:05:58
Precisely. You don't go in expecting realism or to be particularly? convinced, you go in expecting some frivolous excitement and an engaging hour. And this is delivered.

24 is utterly ...
By: foxyfaefife. on 20 Mar 10, 00:06:13
24 is utterly ridiculous and really quite stupid in every regard; that's why it's? such great fun. Not everything on television has to be intellectually stimulating or gritty and realistic like The Wire. Some of you really ought to lighten up.

2.30 "Spit it out! ...
By: bindiyay. on 14 Feb 10, 03:15:02
2.30 "Spit it out!" I would love, love, love to see Charlie Brooker screenwipe Rob Pattinson's closing line in 'Twilight: New Moon'. I think I? cracked the Quantum chromodynamics theory waiting for Rob to *say* it.

RIP Fred? ...
By: tfpmacheath. on 27 Oct 09, 08:56:24
RIP Fred? Flintstone... :(

It just seems to be ...
By: Passenger87. on 07 Oct 09, 23:39:35
It just seems to be obvious terrorism propaganda fear fear fear and no true reality behind it. I think a show like The Wire is so perfect just like charlie explained it's so well written and acted It feels? real when watching it and very little shows do that for me.

What is Gay ...
By: 02dartda. on 25 Sep 09, 00:05:12
What is Gay farmyard animal porn more up your street? Grow a? pair ffs 24 wasn't made for such cretins as you it was made for Intelligent audiences that know a high quality TV show when they see one

Charlie Brookers ScreenWipe Computer Games
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Charlie Brooker Reports On The History Of Computer Gaming

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I LOVE? KARL! ;D
By: Holliluvzyew. on 14 May 12, 17:52:41
I LOVE? KARL! ;D

ZX Speccy? forever!
By: boydegg. on 01 Apr 12, 14:07:31
ZX Speccy? forever!

i didn't? ask.
By: sparkyinbath. on 29 Mar 12, 07:44:31
i didn't? ask.

That'd be "The Pawn ...
By: GigerPunk. on 16 Feb 12, 12:42:29
That'd be "The Pawn" by Magnetic Scrolls, published by Rainbird.?

aye?
By: liamjd1. on 27 Nov 11, 19:52:06
aye?

those end credits ...
By: oliviyo2. on 14 Oct 11, 16:34:17
those end credits software noises sound like the majority of shitty? dubstep, i.e skirllex!

Pacman? = Irvine ...
By: SethWreckLollis. on 07 Aug 11, 12:48:04
Pacman? = Irvine Welsh novel x'D

One of my fav? BOC ...
By: sirmoog. on 25 Jul 11, 06:27:17
One of my fav? BOC tracks.

What's the music in ...
By: sirmoog. on 25 Jul 11, 06:23:28
What's the music in the beginning of? this video?

I never knew they ...
By: cliveman5. on 25 Jul 11, 03:42:16
I never knew they did that on TV? in the way back when, broadcasting software for you to record. That's SO COOL!

That Owl is so ...
By: Alanofoxy. on 21 Jul 11, 22:28:28
That Owl is so from? the Late Late show

or Barrys classic " ...
By: Smitamas101. on 08 Jul 11, 12:29:39
or Barrys classic " WHAT IS? THIS " XD

LOL yea that ...
By: youngmoneybaby15. on 06 Jul 11, 15:41:45
LOL yea that comment made? me laugh hate vernon kay and his mother in that ad

I won't be getting ...
By: LeeSuss. on 28 Jun 11, 14:07:09
I won't be getting the Vernon Kaye game till they enable the option? for punching him in the nuts too. Slapping his patronising mother would be a good one too.

He has a comedy? ...
By: DerpCaptain. on 27 Jun 11, 02:02:24
He has a comedy? that is shown on BBC Sxotland called Burnistoun. It's great.

What an awesome ...
By: alexsabree. on 15 Jun 11, 21:41:54
What an awesome f'ing? song.

you almost were a( ...
By: CssHDmonster. on 15 Jun 11, 18:17:53
you almost were a(heheheheh) jill sandvich ?

i love resident ...
By: jomo999. on 09 Jun 11, 12:26:29
i love resident evil's cheesy dialogue, it's become a staple of the series - 'STOP. DON'T....OPEN.? THAT. DOOR!'

i want to ask ...
By: couchwanker. on 09 May 11, 07:54:08
i want to ask charile 1 question did he think up the thought that tv iis fuct or did? some 1 , never mind charlie exposed it

that guy on the ...
By: samsung54369. on 26 Apr 11, 01:43:12
that guy on the left reminds me of karl pilkington appearance? wise

That is definitely ...
By: MrSavagepotato. on 21 Apr 11, 17:58:24
That is definitely the guy off the independent Charles show.... Rab Florence! ?

The biggest ...
By: bigbro02. on 18 Apr 11, 21:49:17
The biggest prostitute of all time? Ms. Pac Man. For 25 cents she will eat ball til she dies.?

BLEEP achievment ...
By: TheAragorn22. on 11 Apr 11, 10:52:34
BLEEP achievment unlocked- post traumatic stress? dissorder

YES, a nice 6 min ...
By: jackotheripper. on 28 Mar 11, 03:10:49
YES, a nice 6 min CB vid, enough time for me to role a cig, sit back and take in the eye opening genius that is Charlie Brooker!?

whos belladonna? " ...
By: colenbrak. on 22 Mar 11, 03:22:27
whos belladonna? "look? it up"

Doug Stanhope on television (Charlie Brooker - Screenwipe)
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Doug Stanhope gives his views on TV. www.guardian.co.uk/p rofile/charliebrooke r

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best quote? ever
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best quote? ever

Brooker + Stanhope ...
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Brooker + Stanhope =? Yes please

this guy has just ...
By: MagaCow. on 16 Feb 12, 22:32:26
this guy has just gone straight up (in 10 minutes) to second in my favourate comics list... after Carling. ?

@hellgun949494 ...
By: CoolerKing37. on 30 Sep 11, 18:34:54
@hellgun949494 Beethoven's 7th? Symphony

he? doesen't smoke.
By: MizoB1. on 08 Sep 11, 09:52:43
he? doesen't smoke.

He says "get my ...
By: thewickedfae. on 26 Aug 11, 06:46:59
He says "get my opera back? on the air."

The music is the ...
By: jerrybrown64. on 02 Jun 11, 19:23:08
The music is the second movement from Beethoven's Seventh Symphony, and is also used in "Zardoz" and "The Fall", among others.?

He's absolutely? ...
By: Michael030979. on 23 May 11, 01:15:44
He's absolutely? right!!

1:14 - 1:17 makes ...
By: Mattelliott1234. on 02 May 11, 21:14:55
1:14 - 1:17 makes almost no sense? haha I fuckin love it

@ ...
By: JerkJiggler. on 30 Mar 11, 22:37:57
@CaptainFrancophile? he's much funnier than Hicks was I reckon, as is Louis CK.

his teeth? are ...
By: sydneydowful. on 09 Mar 11, 05:05:52
his teeth? are really white for someone that smokes as much as him

All? hail doug!
By: MI5487. on 22 Dec 10, 10:13:24
All? hail doug!

I couldn't agree ...
By: artgonewrong. on 22 Dec 10, 04:49:11
I couldn't agree more! ? Doug...please run for President again!

"fuckin failing ...
By: pedo8phil. on 28 Jul 10, 09:58:13
"fuckin failing species lmao" He's talking about you asshole. And me. And your mom too. Quit laughing? and put your ass back on, you're gonna need every last bit of you if you're ever gonna not miss this point.

FUCKING FAILING ...
By: Raao1. on 15 Jul 10, 03:21:01
FUCKING FAILING SPEESEES!? :)

Fuck your Opera!?
By: AL13NM. on 22 Jun 10, 13:30:08
Fuck your Opera!?

Bit of the ...
By: Astbruchgefahr. on 18 Jun 10, 04:47:32
Bit of the Battlestar Galactica soundtrack at the end...I feel special knowing this?

you wouldnt watch ...
By: etocadet. on 04 May 10, 20:02:25
you wouldnt watch an Opra but ud watch battle of the oprahs and along came "popstar to oprastrar" and i pray to god no one watched it it should have been redubbed? "failed pop star to insulting opra star"

win!?
By: PhiXX4. on 23 Mar 10, 12:20:34
win!?

He cracks himself ...
By: carbo19. on 27 Jan 10, 17:28:00
He cracks himself up at the? end - awesome

fuckin failing ...
By: EtherJunky. on 22 Jan 10, 15:39:01
fuckin failing species lmao?

Symphony No.7 in A ...
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Symphony No.7 in A Major, Op. 92 II. Allegretto. Awsome background song. Sarah Brightman's version of that song? (figlio perduto) is also good.

$Confessions of an advertising insider - Charlie Brooker\$

Confessions of an advertising insider - Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe - BBC Four
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www.bbc.co.uk Charlie Brooker takes an irreverent look at all aspects of life on the small screen, including capsule reviews of the week's highs and lows. In an advertising special, there are reports from a mysterious insider dishing the dirt on all that is bad in the industry.

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whats the name of ...
By: majikmainsa. on 20 May 12, 19:28:35
whats the name of the song playing? in the backround???

The thing about ...
By: ChudFapper. on 14 May 12, 16:15:45
The thing about race is actually the polar? opposite. Advertisements always have a disproportionately large amount of minorities and women, compared to reality. Every seen an ad that takes place in a college, hospital or meeting? Always an extremely diverse group. Also, none of this is the fault of the advertisers, but the fucking morons who accept and buy into it.

Charlie that is my ...
By: MIIGUELFERREIRA. on 26 Mar 12, 00:45:45
Charlie that is my dream!! kick advertiser´s keep on it...it´s just a reflex. from? portugal, cheers mate

3:15 is quite ...
By: boabie. on 14 Mar 12, 04:42:25
3:15 is quite prophetic. I cancelled my TV license around 3years ago since the only time the TV was on was for the xbox. Nowadays my youtube subscriptions give? me my daily content and everything else is streamed. If only the lobbyists could move with the times.

is this? really on ...
By: boomshizzIe. on 13 Mar 12, 08:07:58
is this? really on bbc?

sorry was just a? ...
By: monsterrun. on 14 Jan 12, 21:31:56
sorry was just a? reflex

Wow! Charlie ...
By: TrenchcoatWallflower. on 14 Dec 11, 23:08:10
Wow! Charlie Brooker meets? Alan Moore!

Haha Barry Shitpeas ...
By: ThePrice8. on 06 Dec 11, 00:31:00
Haha Barry Shitpeas is well the one? in the wig

quite ?
By: LBNANY. on 01 Dec 11, 04:36:59
quite ?

Most of the ...
By: Codex7777. on 30 Nov 11, 10:22:21
Most of the disillusion comes from viewing advertising as an "artistic medium" in the first place. People have swallowed this myth to such an extent that many forms of advertising aren't even recognised as such. Music videos being a perfect example. ? Music videos are basically 3 minute adverts, yet people don't even notice the advertising & manipulation, instead choosing to only see "art"...

I thought? the same ...
By: SirCrest. on 28 Nov 11, 23:21:31
I thought? the same thing. Sounds so much like him.

How come charlie ...
By: kooora18. on 20 Nov 11, 06:26:35
How come charlie get censored and the guy in the dark,? his swearing is uncensored?

Is? that noel ...
By: Nexius8. on 09 Nov 11, 01:50:12
Is? that noel fielding in the dark?

Epic Punch *sorry, ...
By: viridismonasteriense. on 27 Oct 11, 20:19:37
Epic Punch *sorry, it's a? reflex* hahahaha

The? thing is, when ...
By: johnnye87. on 24 Oct 11, 14:22:54
The? thing is, when adverts are good - interesting, artistic, funny, whatever - people watch them. People watch the ads during the Superbowl because there's a reputation for creativity. People will happily watch clip shows of "the 100 best ads ever", and skip through the ad breaks that pop up in the middle of them. So basically, the "crisis" foisted on the ad industry by recordable TV is that of finally being held to the same standards of quality as every other artistic medium always has been.

I personally think ...
By: Naddig74. on 07 Oct 11, 09:57:33
I personally think we should abolish government and? put Charlie, Frankie Boyle and Derren Brown in charge :P

Does anyone else ...
By: sammichaelstevens. on 30 Sep 11, 22:32:57
Does anyone else think he sounds? ever so slightly like Alan Moore?

I? too have always ...
By: simonron1. on 09 Sep 11, 08:45:34
I? too have always muted advert sound - even - slightly - when I transmitted them for ITV. I reduced the colour as well :-)

So, you admit that ...
By: Jehvoz. on 07 Sep 11, 17:18:16
So, you admit that adverts do affect the way you think about products and directly influence your? purchasing decisions.

Check out The? Ad- ...
By: girafenose. on 01 Sep 11, 17:36:08
Check out The? Ad-Venture film!

Oh I'm in no? doubt!
By: Rae81UK. on 28 Aug 11, 15:49:30
Oh I'm in no? doubt!

any1 else the think ...
By: VirgeMusic. on 25 Aug 11, 20:13:26
any1 else the think thats noel? feilding?

This might be ...
By: evildave9000. on 20 Aug 11, 03:24:15
This might be stating the obvious, but I think the 'advert exec' who's in shadow, a? wig and has his voice altered is actually Charlie. What do you think?

Screenwipe - Fat Kids
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Clip from Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe (BBC4).

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again, hes so right ...
By: PapaLeGrand. on 06 Jan 09, 02:59:44
again, hes so right. people r fat because they eat too? much, sure, but its not the responsibility of the government to MAKE u eat better. the government shouldnt be able to MAKE u do anything except pay taxes and maybe vote, but other than that ur fuckin free to do wat u do. if u want to eat fuckin mcdonalds for a month u can and the government can shut its fuckin face up, which is what hes sayin. if they adopt that mentality then pretty soon they'll b tellin people wat to drink and watch on tv.

"Throw you under a ...
By: Replay107. on 04 Jan 09, 13:47:18
"Throw you under a fucking car!" ......Fuck?

It's not exactly ...
By: kitchenaut. on 01 Jan 09, 16:14:04
It's not exactly Ian Wrights fault, more the producer's who like? seeing children crying because it makes for good TV. Some researcher has just told Wright to say that.

hopefully.?
By: ItsFizikal. on 31 Dec 08, 02:05:02
hopefully.?

The song beginning ...
By: Melaisis. on 24 Dec 08, 15:04:07
The song beginning 34 seconds in is 'Cunts Are Still Running? The World' by Jarvis Cocker. Indeed. :P

Ian Wright is a ...
By: Brenho. on 23 Dec 08, 11:06:03
Ian Wright is a cunt?

''Half you body is ...
By: lazyboyching. on 22 Dec 08, 03:20:02
''Half you body is just fat, it just? fat'' That's got to be great news to hear.

0:38- "do you? ...
By: scottmasson01. on 20 Dec 08, 16:23:56
0:38- "do you? wanna die? Do you?" with a mother like that I genuinely would; being chucked under a car would be better than spending a decade alive having to look at those sagging fat bags she calls breasts.

I think? he'd hate ...
By: scottmasson01. on 20 Dec 08, 16:16:50
I think? he'd hate it.

Unfortunetly...I ...
By: pokemontrainer12345. on 20 Dec 08, 15:53:33
Unfortunetly...I think she did.?

....wait did she? ...
By: bumblebee12345and6. on 19 Dec 08, 09:13:56
....wait did she? say throw you under a fucking car?

hahaha? why is pulp ...
By: bumblebee12345and6. on 19 Dec 08, 09:12:25
hahaha? why is pulp playing?

Spot on, what an ...
By: randar3. on 19 Dec 08, 00:33:31
Spot on, what an absolute cunt of a human being she is. Surprised Wrighty signed up to it, his heart has always seemed in the right? place.

That Mum is such a? ...
By: flabbyllama. on 15 Dec 08, 21:18:44
That Mum is such a? fucking hypocrite.

1:24 ROFL!?
By: LOLUK. on 30 Nov 08, 07:24:28
1:24 ROFL!?

Actually it's no ...
By: JonathanBloggs. on 29 Nov 08, 22:31:14
Actually it's no sugar you twat. I'm not? saying artificial sweetener is good for you, but don't be such a cunt.

still funny? though
By: gished100. on 21 Nov 08, 12:31:41
still funny? though

*sucking noise*? ...
By: Ettenmoor333. on 17 Nov 08, 20:04:46
*sucking noise*? mmmmm is that good jamie

Charlie Brooker ...
By: 89cArl. on 07 Nov 08, 17:17:41
Charlie Brooker for? PM

Haha Jarvis Cocker? ...
By: durbaq. on 03 Nov 08, 15:10:47
Haha Jarvis Cocker? xD

Dead by? 25? Oh, ...
By: Denta92. on 02 Nov 08, 17:16:40
Dead by? 25? Oh, the wonders of scientific proof!

That mum is ...
By: michaelleacy. on 29 Oct 08, 03:15:37
That mum is responsible? for her child, she's obese herself - can barely get off the couch - she uses foul language at her son and takes no responsibility. What chance does that poor kid have with her as a role model?

Unscientificnonfact ...
By: plindex. on 28 Oct 08, 22:15:39
Unscientificnonfact.? hahaha

Poor guy in the ...
By: piefaced. on 28 Oct 08, 15:13:47
Poor guy in the pink shirt, His mum? fully brought him down!

"Do you wanna? die? ...
By: GameBuster43. on 27 Oct 08, 21:28:01
"Do you wanna? die?" What sort of mum would have a go at their kid like that when it's most probably HER fault the kid's the way he is anyway!?! P.S. new comment 5 minutes after the last one, lol!

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Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe - a career in telly
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want a career in tv? this is what its like

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on? the letter ' ...
By: bluemusicpeace12. on 27 May 12, 20:21:49
on? the letter 'please come prepared to sell your soul'. Bang on Charlie, thats the industry.

This sums up any ...
By: FUGlitchyLogin. on 25 May 12, 12:52:12
This sums up any career in the UK these days only most places can now simply flout the law as much as they please,? again at your expense.

Note the downward ...
By: Szaam. on 23 Mar 12, 02:26:07
Note the downward spiral of depression and sense of hopelessness she gains after university graduation. Aah, how I look forward to graduating and joining in with the "real world" and its barbarity.?

I'm now very ...
By: daydreaming92. on 22 Mar 12, 15:25:21
I'm now very disillusioned. Thanks Brooker.?

Hadn't heard this ...
By: shugbot. on 19 Mar 12, 12:52:05
Hadn't heard this song for ages. Had? forgotten who it was and what it was called. It was driving me mental trying to remember it. You are a Godsend sir!

I'd rather watch " ...
By: FlatmansKitten. on 30 Jan 12, 20:01:54
I'd rather watch "Barry Shitpeas Sick On A? Widow" than half the shit currently on TV.

Utter bollocks. If ...
By: disamjisa. on 15 Jan 12, 19:06:41
Utter bollocks. If you want a great career in media, go to Oxford or Cambridge and do classics, mathematics, languages... anything that? will keep you far away from a polyversity and a mickey mouse subject

short description ...
By: Blewberd. on 06 Jan 12, 02:28:32
short description of Liz Lemon's? life

Gosh.? This is ...
By: cochranexyz. on 19 Dec 11, 20:31:41
Gosh.? This is like many first jobs out of college.

As a filmaker who ...
By: torchwood11. on 05 Dec 11, 04:28:51
As a filmaker who just finished a two year filmmaking course. I can agree with what you said to some extent. Alot of the riff raff? are just there to show up, get there ema and leave. t. There are those of us though that want to make good content and try hard given the limited and resources. Also, you think that architecture is more creative then film making....each to their own I guess.

ha ha ha ha lol ...
By: Immortal4Aday. on 28 Nov 11, 03:58:05
ha ha ha ha lol that was good?

Well, i'm convinced ...
By: Sozlled. on 24 Nov 11, 11:48:02
Well, i'm convinced.?

don't worry its ...
By: 108supra. on 23 Nov 11, 15:31:59
don't worry its more a slant at tv rather than media studies. you'll be fine 70% of media graduates get a job in? the media field within 6 months compared top 50% of other main subjects such as English and media studies is the 7th most employable degree. (research by Westminster Uni if i remember correctly)

Wow, This? is all ...
By: r2v429. on 23 Nov 11, 15:07:13
Wow, This? is all so true!

you're? a moron
By: electricEntity81. on 23 Nov 11, 14:05:22
you're? a moron

It can't be that ...
By: electricEntity81. on 22 Nov 11, 23:01:45
It can't be that true I mean what about all the? people that are.. like.. successful in TV? Charlie Brooker for one, other TV presenters,? they all have to start off somewhere, I just don't buy this...sorry

3:18 after 3:19? ...
By: Sozlled. on 28 Oct 11, 19:52:31
3:18 after 3:19? for maxi,um effect. I think Sick on a Widow and Grievers Get Gunged is better than the X Factor or Britain's got Retards.. i mean Talent.

oh lawds?
By: hhwha1. on 27 Oct 11, 20:56:47
oh lawds?

Luckily, I jumped ...
By: leftovers0. on 26 Oct 11, 02:09:48
Luckily, I jumped ship from my media degree to a? philosophy degree. Solid career path, here I come...

Christ, this is ...
By: spikedbryer. on 11 Oct 11, 23:16:29
Christ, this is depressingly? real...

3:19 on repeat? for ...
By: Sozlled. on 15 Aug 11, 10:08:31
3:19 on repeat? for maximum effect.

This was just ...
By: Sozlled. on 15 Aug 11, 10:05:35
This was just hilarious when i first watched it? on the full episode, i was in fits. If Grievers Get Gunged wasn't hilarious enough Sick on Widow happens and sends you in to a limp laughing mess.

1:44 destroys me? ...
By: OliveSmack. on 01 Aug 11, 14:13:59
1:44 destroys me? every time

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Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe - Noel's HQ
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Charlie Brooker takes a look at one of the strangest shows of 2008 where Noel Edmonds tries to cause a television based revolution. On Sky. The show is a combination of heart warming stories of charity and campaigning to fix Britain's problems, almost like a televised version of The Daily Mail.

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That is? despicable ...
By: DJEdSaunders. on 07 May 12, 22:59:27
That is? despicable. You are a villain.

I'd? fuck her ...
By: paulsmartialarts. on 07 May 12, 22:54:11
I'd? fuck her despite her being old

TO HAVE? HIS MONEY ...
By: whotaughtyou. on 02 Mar 12, 20:34:17
TO HAVE? HIS MONEY SO YOU CAN BE WRONG FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE CD?1079.jpg

Doesn't? he go ...
By: TolpuddleMartyr. on 28 Jan 12, 03:32:44
Doesn't? he go shopping on his bicycle? I'm sure I've met him buying vegetables.

Yet she lives, and ...
By: soupalex. on 19 Dec 11, 12:46:32
Yet she lives, and Peter Cushing has been dead for years. No? justice.

BED DUVET COVER ...
By: whotaughtyou. on 09 Dec 11, 17:21:52
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1:1? WALLINGTON ...
By: whotaughtyou. on 09 Dec 11, 14:30:04
1:1? WALLINGTON LIBRARY

£450 YOU WASTE IT ...
By: whotaughtyou. on 09 Dec 11, 10:30:25
£450 YOU WASTE IT BY LISTENING? TO PEOPLE TV AND REPEATING BACK YOUR NONSENSE

@plaidvitc? ah like ...
By: angrydead. on 08 Nov 11, 12:00:01
@plaidvitc? ah like the show then.

Ah the legendary ...
By: Ostrogothicus. on 28 Oct 11, 12:02:45
Ah the legendary Peter Cushing, he lives in Whitstable? you know...

oh? fuck britain... ...
By: A16AdamWalker. on 25 Sep 11, 14:55:31
oh? fuck britain... how I feel most days

That 'Bonkers ...
By: mattfaulkner. on 22 Sep 11, 21:18:54
That 'Bonkers Britain' bit was? just like something Alan Partridge would do

Haha, brilliant ...
By: SnoopyChicken. on 18 Sep 11, 16:40:11
Haha, brilliant reference. Edmunds no doubt confuses political correctness? with health and safety too.

PEPSI CODAC ...
By: whotaughtyou. on 07 Sep 11, 10:37:04
PEPSI CODAC OASIS? AD PEPSI? WALLINGTON LIBRARY 02087704900000022 RUDDI

MAKE IT FAST? LIKE ...
By: whotaughtyou. on 07 Sep 11, 09:00:33
MAKE IT FAST? LIKE YOUR D'ANGELOU

I didn't think it? ...
By: jonboyjon1976. on 21 Aug 11, 10:46:32
I didn't think it? was possible to hate Edmonds more after Mr. Blobby. I was wrong.

"Politicians have ...
By: octoberrust85. on 14 Aug 11, 19:52:58
"Politicians have had their turn, and it's time for vigilante justice now, Stew. By rioting and stealing things you're only proving how devoted you are to the country's economy, Stew, and I won't stand for it! It's political correctness gone mad, and we're the only ones in the right,? Stew. Are you a sardine?"

'They're saying I ...
By: mrada2001. on 10 Aug 11, 13:49:53
'They're saying I can't have an electric fire in the bath anymore, Stew. In? case queers see it.'

BONKERS? BRITAIN!!! ...
By: d01t2m3. on 08 Aug 11, 01:34:02
BONKERS? BRITAIN!!!11 XD

that? studio is ...
By: diack8. on 03 Aug 11, 23:57:44
that? studio is full of the whitest people ever

...
By: whotaughtyou. on 31 Jul 11, 19:46:14
ASSIGNMENT000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000RAMMEMORY?

It looks about as ...
By: graemeoliver84. on 19 Jul 11, 15:43:41
It looks about as cringeworthy as V for Vendetta (specifically that bit where Stephen Fry? hosts a 'satirical' TV show)

1:47 Doesn't he ...
By: graemeoliver84. on 19 Jul 11, 15:41:43
1:47 Doesn't he mean "the most? embarrassing studio sequence since Noel's House Party"?

"Why aren't they ...
By: aksquash. on 08 Jul 11, 11:21:39
"Why aren't they going after the yobs and the hoodies" Was I the? only person who wanted to slap her when she said that? Just that voice and the fact that she probably just meant "teenagers" instead of anyone actually committing crimes.

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Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe - end credit squeeze
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New BBC guidelines have shrunk the end credits to a matchbox and put trailers for their other crap shows on the end too. Charlie Brooker doesn't like it... "Crushed by the clunking dead fist of marketing" indeed.

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...like this PRICK!?
By: TheArg17. on 17 Mar 12, 09:39:34
...like this PRICK!?

I'm trying to find ...
By: vengefulnoob. on 10 Mar 12, 06:28:09
I'm trying to find a piece of music similar to that in Coren's Corners section (Perpetuum mobile by Penguin Cafe Orchestra). It's another one of those tunes you're likely to hear on BBC4 documentaries, but I can't for the life of me find it anywhere. Any suggestions on what it could? be?

I'm trying to find ...
By: vengefulnoob. on 10 Mar 12, 06:27:27
I'm trying to find a piece of music similar to that in Coren's Corners section (Perpetuum mobile by Penguin Cafe Orchestra). It's another one of those tunes you're likely to hear on BBC4 documentaries, but I can't for the life of me find it anywhere. Any suggestions on what it? could be?

0:10? is than ...
By: amitaf9555. on 03 Mar 12, 17:46:41
0:10? is than konnie huq's voice??

It gets me a lot on ...
By: MsBkirk. on 20 Jan 12, 13:51:45
It gets me a lot on the Dave channel when I want to see who did the music. Likewise BBC-3 recently shrunk the end credits of? 'Son Of Rambow' to indecipherability, but someone did confirm me that Neil Dudgeon did portray Jessica Hynes's fancy man in the film.

I always enjoyed ...
By: boydegg. on 18 Jan 12, 15:15:34
I always enjoyed singing along to the end credits of? Fools and Horses. Got some Trevor Francis track suits, from a mush in Shepard's Bush BUSH BUSH BUSH BUSH BUSH BUSH

LOL at 4:21?
By: TheWaffleman54. on 27 Nov 11, 17:58:00
LOL at 4:21?

shut up?
By: alexhamster1134. on 23 Nov 11, 17:22:56
shut up?

sick on a widow ...
By: asulei. on 16 Oct 11, 19:35:46
sick on a widow sounds like the greatest? and most alarming show there ever could be.

You British viewers ...
By: TheLucasMichaels. on 30 Aug 11, 01:43:24
You British viewers are lucky compared to here in U.S. We? usually don't even get to see even 1 second of a programs closing credits before they squeeze and mute them to advertise shows that they already advertised during the commercial's over and over. Its awful! When I even get to hear 2 notes of a programs end theme. I always Imagine that some poor person working at the network is about to lose their job. Head of network: "I just heard and saw 3 whole seconds of the credits, you are fired!"

same here, but the ...
By: ASobsessive. on 16 Aug 11, 09:40:02
same here, but the credit? squeezing makes me switch off :P

Adverts? make me ...
By: JPearson1987. on 15 Aug 11, 07:04:57
Adverts? make me change channel more than the credits.

We? need Charlie ...
By: SPeacock. on 10 Jul 11, 20:11:17
We? need Charlie Brooker to run for Prime Minister. :)

oh, im? viewer ...
By: editedbyfailure. on 07 Jul 11, 18:53:53
oh, im? viewer 37,000

"rapped" ?
By: NAPKINSMUSIC. on 11 Jun 11, 20:51:36
"rapped" ?

"Pick it up. Pick ...
By: PushingPies. on 27 Apr 11, 13:59:16
"Pick it up. Pick it fucking up!" Charlie Brooker makes my dreams of revenge? a (semi) reality.

Like this? *PRICK*
By: Applemask. on 18 Mar 11, 13:51:21
Like this? *PRICK*

wtf? I wanted to ...
By: cyborgtroy. on 14 Mar 11, 16:07:01
wtf? I wanted to hear about the corners charlie

What? no? end ...
By: kurooneko. on 12 Mar 11, 16:53:27
What? no? end credits?

Victoria is? FIT
By: radiodarkhorse. on 05 Mar 11, 15:04:13
Victoria is? FIT

The latest season ...
By: MacraStraba. on 25 Feb 11, 08:40:16
The latest season of Sick On A Widow is the worst yet.? I hope they cancel that horrendous show.

Perpetuum Mobile?
By: pauldve. on 06 Feb 11, 15:56:03
Perpetuum Mobile?

Could someone tell ...
By: DynamicScherzo. on 28 Jan 11, 23:12:24
Could someone tell me? the name of the music at 00:45? Thanks

@TheKaranovic It's ...
By: DJKrisopolis. on 14 Jan 11, 16:45:26
@TheKaranovic It's 45:33 by? LCD Soundsystem. Also turns up in Gameswipe, if I remember correctly.

?????? ????? ?????? ...
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Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe S5E3P1
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Oh? the noddys, THE ...
By: MrMyers758. on 22 May 12, 18:11:25
Oh? the noddys, THE NODDYS!

no different from ...
By: rayblack2004. on 18 May 12, 12:22:29
no different from getting excited over? writers or directors or musicians

lutube.leeds.ac.uk/ ...
By: MEADVICE. on 26 Apr 12, 23:20:55
lutube.leeds.ac.uk/icspjn/videos/4388? for part 2, which is missing

was already? before ...
By: rikblein. on 16 Apr 12, 23:24:59
was already? before this show.

charlie brooker is ...
By: tonybeir. on 01 Apr 12, 14:36:51
charlie brooker is a writer now.? what a sly dog.

Christ, I've? been ...
By: soupalex. on 31 Mar 12, 13:38:19
Christ, I've? been saying "LYNE-han" all this time!

Nod? shots
By: batwithhat. on 30 Mar 12, 09:45:51
Nod? shots

okay, I squeed at? ...
By: WindInAWheatfield. on 29 Mar 12, 12:41:13
okay, I squeed at? Graham Linehan. I FUCKING LOVE GRAHAM

He's surely just ...
By: RichSquire. on 27 Mar 12, 06:21:45
He's surely just got that pad? on his lap to look smarter. Its working.

Calm? down, little ...
By: Cybrus07. on 24 Feb 12, 19:02:56
Calm? down, little man. Your life might suck, but there's no need to take your anger out on anonymous people. It reflects poorly on your intelligence and cojones.

I did find your ...
By: Cybrus07. on 24 Feb 12, 18:58:45
I did find your initial? complaint a bit pompous and pernickety. I don't think that Brooker would be above using the term. He once said that he'd still like The Wire if it farted in his face. But, whatever. Appreciate you being reasonable, unlike the enraged adolescent who just called us both idiots for no apparent reason. Have a good life.

@Omnilegence @ ...
By: Vix847. on 24 Feb 12, 04:31:41
@Omnilegence @Cybrus07 You're? both idiots.

Oh, so I did. Well ...
By: Omnilegence. on 21 Feb 12, 14:15:45
Oh, so I did. Well read. I could assist in perpetuating the '"yes it does", "no it doesn't"' argument on what constitutes a putdown. I can't be bothered. I think your standards are a little low, especially for the internet.? They also take some of the sting and seriousness out of true insults and putdowns. Finally erm, well I would still maintain that distaste for stupid fan-girl noises is a much lesser crime than out-of-the-blue sandy vagina remarks.

Oh, so I did. Well ...
By: Omnilegence. on 21 Feb 12, 14:15:28
Oh, so I did. Well read. I could assist in perpetuating the '"yes it does", "no it doesn't"' argument on what constitutes a putdown. I can't be bothered. I think your standards are a little low, especially for the internet. They also take some of the sting and seriousness out of true insults and putdowns. Finally erm, well I would still maintain that distaste for stupid fan-girl noises is? a much lesser crime than out-of-the-blue sandy vagina remarks.

Not really. Pretty ...
By: Cybrus07. on 21 Feb 12, 10:54:27
Not really. Pretty pompous of you to take the time to whinge about someone's use of the term "squee" (and then get uppity and flowery when it wasn't well received). I actually found it fairly amusing, and so did 18 other people. To me, it conjures up the image of a hyper fan-girl. Patronising someone and implying they're stupid constitute putting them down. You called him Petey before he called? you haughty, not after.

I don't? know if ...
By: Omnilegence. on 20 Feb 12, 22:44:49
I don't? know if you read his comments too but if you had then you surely would have to concede that he would be a fool to expect anything less than an outright declarstion of his dtupidity on my part. It was polite retraint that limited me to implying it. I only started calling him 'Petey' after he called my style haughty. And finally I don't think either of these two, were they accurate, constitute a putdown to anyone of reasonable sensitivity.

You suggested that ...
By: Cybrus07. on 20 Feb 12, 17:57:42
You suggested that he was stupid by sarcastically apologising in case your response confused him. Then, you patronised him by calling him Petey. That's two putdowns. Couple this with the verbosity of your comment, and I think it's clear to see why he perceived it as haughty.?

I know you're being ...
By: Omnilegence. on 12 Feb 12, 09:46:37
I know you're being obstinate, but still your eagarness to misinterpret me is aggravating. "just how unfunny that, and hence you, were/are.", "I see only you, Petey, persistently offering up mediocre, cliché? insights into my no doubt nerdy, insecure mess of a? mind." and "What did I do to provoke you Petey?" are all examples of arguments you did not engage with, along with others. Nice question dodging though Petey, why did you comment at all?

There isn't an ...
By: MadOldPete. on 12 Feb 12, 02:18:14
There isn't an argument,? let's be honest.

Go back and read? : ...
By: Omnilegence. on 11 Feb 12, 21:52:54
Go back and read? :).

What? argument?
By: MadOldPete. on 11 Feb 12, 18:59:27
What? argument?

What do you mean ...
By: Omnilegence. on 11 Feb 12, 16:28:17
What do you mean proceed on our way? Where are we going, and why was my comment crucial to proceedings? I didn't use a thesaurus and where was the? putdown? Where is the haughtiness? I see only you, Petey, persistently offering up mediocre, cliché insights into my no doubt nerdy, insecure mess of a mind. But why? What did I do to provoke you Petey? p.s. I don't think my intellectual superiority was ever in doubt, you haven't engaged with a single argument yet.

Now that you've? ...
By: MadOldPete. on 11 Feb 12, 14:57:25
Now that you've? proven your intellectual superiority with the aid of a thesaurus, we can proceed on our way, safe in the knowledge that haughty putdowns on Youtube most definitely do not betray latent insecurities.

I posit that you ...
By: Omnilegence. on 10 Feb 12, 18:48:39
I posit that you have made? some erroneous assumptions when you decided to dissect the psychology behind my comments. Neither bitchiness nor undying glory nor even coolness are goals of mine. My original comment was made to express my distaste for an immature term of expression, specifically 'squee', and my comment in response to you was a declaration of my lack of appreciation for your weak attempt at humour/abrasion. Apologies if this confuses you. Petey.

ramble ramble ...
By: MadOldPete. on 10 Feb 12, 11:41:33
ramble ramble stumble bluster ... yeah, and then someone would say that you're great, and they'd ask you to make more bitchy comments, and then this imaginary army of yours would propel you to undying glory, and you'd be the coolest, and blah blah fucking blah.?

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