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How many moons does earth have? - Qi - BBC
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The obvious answer is not always the right one on this Quite Interesting panel show... Hilarious comic answers in this clip from BBC worldwide.

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Being a teacher ...
By: Fortevn. on 25 May 12, 02:33:17
Being a teacher doesn't necessarily make someone to be know-it-all. Knowledge is something human can not acquire all of? it in their lifetime. I don't think MrMonkey is telling you to "not believe" in your teachers, but rather "you shouldn't deny everything just because your teachers said otherwise".

i found alot of ...
By: reksub10. on 19 May 12, 03:59:56
i found alot of episodes in alphabetical category on you tube ,this 1 was called "astronomy" so it was right? at the start...a good watch and a laugh aswell,,enjoy

Who comes up with ...
By: joannaslomka1989. on 17 May 12, 10:57:37
Who comes up with this? shit?! hahahaha

No you find out for ...
By: nestorow12. on 17 May 12, 02:32:59
No you find out for yourself by checking the facts and evidence,? and then alter when they find more evidence you adjust your veiw

Everyone? knows ...
By: Muhtadin. on 17 May 12, 01:16:31
Everyone? knows magic is just trickery. Now, go home.

wiki/3753_Cruithne ...
By: Slyvr18. on 16 May 12, 19:51:01
wiki/3753_Cruithne "It has been incorrectly called "Earth's? second moon", but it is a quasi-satellite[2], not a moon."

The Hour has come ...
By: nasaralla. on 15 May 12, 19:05:34
The Hour has come near, and the moon has split [in two].And if they see? a miracle, they turn away and say, "Passing magic."And they denied and followed their inclinations. But for every matter is a [time of] settlement.And there has already come to them of information that in which there is deterrence Extensive wisdom - but warning does not avail [them]. So leave them, [O Muhammad]. The Day the Caller calls to something forbidding... [Quran : 54:1-6]

ninteen? ninty- ...
By: JohnathenLiu. on 13 May 12, 04:18:43
ninteen? ninty-fuckin'-four!

Correction: That ...
By: FallenAngelIV. on 12 May 12, 22:38:34
Correction: That would be "What? man-made objects can be seen from space?"

And? later, when ...
By: FallenAngelIV. on 12 May 12, 22:33:49
And? later, when Fry asks what the moon is made of, Rich Made bitterly asks "Which one?".

what episode? is ...
By: MadridHopper005. on 08 May 12, 17:15:39
what episode? is this?!

my? unpublished ...
By: figbat1. on 08 May 12, 05:01:43
my? unpublished scientific theory has just been posted on you-tube site "timioraj echappees" in the comments......can you solve it?

well earth does ...
By: falloutshit. on 05 May 12, 21:19:08
well earth does only have one satellite... Cruithne is? a quasi-satellite and orbits the sun

what? is this ...
By: emelianenkoo. on 30 Apr 12, 11:13:18
what? is this difference you speak of?

There is a ...
By: mynameismatt2010. on 29 Apr 12, 02:55:39
There is a difference between a moon and a satellite. Just saying, even if it did orbit Earth instead of the sun it's so small it would have to? be considered a satellite not a moon.

I was? born in ...
By: HeidiKristineTV. on 25 Apr 12, 21:23:57
I was? born in nineteen-ninety-fucking-four :P

which techniquly ...
By: KidGamer951. on 21 Apr 12, 14:59:29
which techniquly means it could be treated as a second moon?

Alan Davies is ...
By: pbjellybeanful. on 20 Apr 12, 21:44:59
Alan Davies is adorable. "It has? one moon and it's made of CHEESE!"

Nineteen-? ninety- ...
By: Str4t0sPh3rE. on 15 Apr 12, 08:13:02
Nineteen-? ninety-fucking-four!

I? like the Douglas ...
By: BlakjeKaas. on 12 Apr 12, 21:54:05
I? like the Douglas Adams quote.

How? many Earth's ...
By: karezza6. on 11 Apr 12, 11:55:15
How? many Earth's does the Moon have?

At the time of ...
By: cleverandrew123. on 11 Apr 12, 01:53:32
At the time of filming I don't think that? was known.

beeb with? ads you ...
By: poolehart. on 10 Apr 12, 19:08:33
beeb with? ads you can't skip. bastards!

Wrong, Cruithne ...
By: Ipowne3g. on 10 Apr 12, 14:54:01
Wrong, Cruithne does not orbit earth, it´s a quasi satellite orbiting the? sun but at the same time being effected by earth´s gravity.

Hitchhiker's? ...
By: littlebluevanille. on 09 Apr 12, 23:31:43
Hitchhiker's? reference FTW.

QI XL Series I Episode 16 - Ice
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An XL Christmas special with Ross Noble, Sean Lock and BRIAN BLESSED.

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Scratch that, I ...
By: pyVlad. on 27 May 12, 22:56:16
Scratch that, I just found the list I was looking at skipped a? few episodes.

Isn't this episode ...
By: pyVlad. on 27 May 12, 22:53:44
Isn't this episode 15? Episode 16 is? Immortal Bard.

He was in the early ...
By: trainchugger53. on 27 May 12, 21:30:04
He was in the early series,? but lacked any Blackadder/Jeeves and Wooster/Bit of Fry and Laurie banter

brian blessed? on ...
By: BurnSpangler. on 27 May 12, 05:07:09
brian blessed? on QI? IM SO HAPPYYYYY could only be better if hugh laurie was on

when they brought ...
By: TDproductions7. on 27 May 12, 01:29:06
when they brought out the ice cream, the first thought i had was that it was the breast milk ice cream, so when alan asked if it was i smiled really wide?

14:49? GORDON'S ...
By: Remolay. on 27 May 12, 00:30:43
14:49? GORDON'S ALIVE!

...
By: MrJackMorson. on 26 May 12, 13:04:57
DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!?

Brian Blessed what ...
By: KentandJessica. on 26 May 12, 04:30:42
Brian Blessed what an awesome guy i could? listen to his stories for ever :D

I have that little ...
By: burfordpop. on 24 May 12, 20:06:53
I have that little cherub candle thing that was in the background during the score reading.? I didn't realise it was a common thing

The "fox testicle ...
By: gregretz. on 24 May 12, 02:56:35
The "fox testicle ice creme" bit was probably the most convoluted play on words I've? ever heard in my life, Stephen crossed three different languages to reach the punch line.

Brian? is truly the ...
By: crazygamer321. on 24 May 12, 00:16:04
Brian? is truly the most interesting man in the world.

My? god I'd go gay ...
By: Psycho5275. on 24 May 12, 00:04:54
My? god I'd go gay for that voice

I so wish that ...
By: HaniiPuppy. on 23 May 12, 23:12:56
I so wish that someone had mentioned that Eyjafjallajökull is? not the volcano and is, in fact, the glacier in which the volcano is situated - The volcano's simply called "Eyjafyoll" (pronounced roughly as "Aiya-fyoll")

Brian Blessed use ...
By: iActzz. on 23 May 12, 21:56:07
Brian Blessed use to be my neighbour and I had a persian cat called Perkin, if Brian ever walked past my house and saw the cat he would stop in his footsteps and shout at the top of his lungs, 'PERKIN! KING OF THE PERSIANS' he would then continue walking as? if nothing had happened...

We love you very ...
By: joiskyhigh. on 21 May 12, 20:43:58
We love you very much Nick From? Fulham.

Gawd bless Nick.? ...
By: brendanECS. on 21 May 12, 13:25:28
Gawd bless Nick.? PM your address and I'll send you the finest single malt ever.

According to the ...
By: theevilgenius242. on 20 May 12, 22:25:40
According to the wikipedia page "Lists of countries by Nobel laureates per capita", the country with the highest concentration of Nobel Laureates is St. Lucia, with two Nobel laureates and a? population of 162,000. (Alternatively,the Faroe Islands, but they're not technically a country).

I wish Brian ...
By: naganokumas. on 20 May 12, 13:11:28
I wish Brian Blessed was available for kindergarten chats. I'm serious.?

ross noble? with an ...
By: DjAlanBarratt. on 19 May 12, 23:16:58
ross noble? with an umpalumpa haircut

I've tried doing ...
By: RoxasGF. on 19 May 12, 15:47:13
I've tried doing that bell thing with my friends before - it's sooo much harder than it looks to get the songs? right XD

I'm half? Finnish ...
By: ohmygoditsjo. on 19 May 12, 06:48:41
I'm half? Finnish so i have the o with a diaeresis in my surname. It was funny seeing them confused over the pronunciation.

Imagine if Brian ...
By: jonnyopinion. on 18 May 12, 20:15:49
Imagine if Brian Blessed was your Grandad. Imagine Brian? Blessed age nine, with exactly the same deep voice and enormous beard.

I don't think Brian ...
By: cyanman123. on 18 May 12, 18:59:32
I don't think Brian Blessed would be able to? work in a Library

Arghhh!!!!!!?
By: SCSAZM. on 18 May 12, 09:15:10
Arghhh!!!!!!?

Best and funniest of QI E series with Stephen Fry and Guests
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The funniest bits from the E series of QI with Stephen Fry, Jeremy Clarkson, Jo Brand, Alan Davis, Bill Bayley, Jimmy Carr and many others

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hardest thing to? ...
By: flanlemonjello. on 25 May 12, 11:27:39
hardest thing to? understand about Brits is their HATE!!!

Wait. How did the ...
By: blobbhed. on 21 May 12, 17:55:33
Wait. How did the shit fall into his hood? Surely mount everest isn't that? high..

Polar bwears??
By: superwilftest. on 15 May 12, 21:01:43
Polar bwears??

YOu shoot it in ...
By: ThePaul1E. on 15 May 12, 17:38:53
YOu shoot it in its? face hahaha

same thing with ...
By: marckybase. on 10 May 12, 17:13:18
same thing with french canadians? and french in france :) we understand them but they have difficulty, im glad that im not the only one to see this

What?!?!?! The last ...
By: ChimpieGDTKEJNTO. on 01 May 12, 10:24:07
What?!?!?! The last episode of? Flight of the Conchords???

I love this show ...
By: miilliionss. on 30 Apr 12, 23:32:37
I love this show but i love? it better when johnny is on =D xxxx

i think that just ...
By: patauarola. on 26 Apr 12, 10:38:35
i think that just reflects other countrys average iq levels? compared to america.

There are a few ...
By: prunehead. on 24 Apr 12, 23:38:49
There are a few versions of English. One of them? is English, another one is American English. If you have trouble understanding English when its spoken in its original form, it's hardly our fault is it? If you find yourself being so utterly dense that you cannot understand the English language without the help of a translator, i feel very sorry for you.

That's? what they ...
By: Telstar62a. on 24 Apr 12, 20:02:56
That's? what they say.

DET? TUK UR JOOBBSS ...
By: MrCynicalSecularist. on 21 Apr 12, 13:44:41
DET? TUK UR JOOBBSS! MUH FREE MARKETS! 'MURRiCA FUK YEARH! I'm sorry, just pandering to your refined taste in generalizations..

Bloody hell, ...
By: SuperNikolov. on 20 Apr 12, 06:05:01
Bloody hell, Stephen! This better be good?

Those kind of ...
By: MacGyver920. on 19 Apr 12, 14:52:44
Those kind of people? are called Mexicans and Americans.

The people that ...
By: MacGyver920. on 19 Apr 12, 14:50:32
The people that hate him are called Mexicans? and Americans.

Same person.? *said ...
By: TedTurnersGhost. on 18 Apr 12, 01:47:43
Same person.? *said while eating a Cornetto*

Stephen Fry? with ...
By: xXguitardude9Xx. on 17 Apr 12, 09:18:33
Stephen Fry? with that wig on looks exactly like James May 0.o

When someone from ...
By: secretk33per. on 13 Apr 12, 03:47:07
When someone from Britain comes to the US, it takes a while for people to? understand them, but when an American travels to Britain, EVERYONE can understand them.

Haha, no. American ...
By: secretk33per. on 13 Apr 12, 03:45:18
Haha, no. American English is a combination of different cultures and mannerisms from all across the globe, that has been slowly integrated into the language. Most of British English could not be understood by the rest of the world, unless it grew up in the same region. Different? cities, towns, and villages have different forms of English, which is harder to understand, unless you grew up on it. American English is the same way, but we just happen to have lived near that culture at one point.

I thought about ...
By: bukkakeskitrip. on 12 Apr 12, 11:43:02
I thought about writing something witty, but all you deserve are insults. Fuck off you? american cunt; stop bastardising things you cannot understand to cater to your primitive mind. FYI, 'British' English = English.

Let me get this ...
By: Shenoyk14. on 12 Apr 12, 06:25:59
Let me get this straight. . . There are no straight lines at the acropolis where the? Parthenonnnn iiiiiissssss

classic jeremy ...
By: Liam Young. on 11 Apr 12, 04:38:52
classic jeremy clarkson 'shoot it in the? face

all I got out? of ...
By: katikar1. on 06 Apr 12, 22:51:30
all I got out? of this is that the British apparently get "double Batman." I don't know what this is, but I want it.

try the subtitles.. ...
By: harkelin. on 04 Apr 12, 19:11:17
try the subtitles.... Ha!?

WHAAAAAAAT? IS IT ...
By: CrUithNee. on 25 Mar 12, 22:48:05
WHAAAAAAAT? IS IT THAT THEY SAY ABOUT THE ACROPOLIS WHERE THE PARTHENON IS?? hehehehehe I love them all

Love Stephen Fry, ...
By: secretk33per. on 25 Mar 12, 13:12:14
Love Stephen Fry, but does anyone have an English to American translator? British English is just too damn hard to understand, and the humor? is odd.

Stephen Fry puts Alan in his place - Qi - BBC
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Alan Davies gets stunned with an intellectual put-down from Stephen Fry in this hilarious clip from QI. From BBC Worldwide.

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@XXiNeedANameXX ...
By: ScoopMeisterGeneral. on 28 May 12, 08:39:36
@XXiNeedANameXX That may well be true, but? it's always handy to know the correct usuage of the apostrophe. As much as it may not be strictly necessary to get your point across over the Internet, good grammar will never be a bad skill to possess.

@XXiNeedANameXX ...
By: ScoopMeisterGeneral. on 28 May 12, 08:33:37
@XXiNeedANameXX Gpod. It's nice to know that are people who I can't purposefully wind? up over the internet. ;)

If I may add, I ...
By: XXiNeedANameXX. on 28 May 12, 03:04:56
If I may add, I also suggest you realize that this is? indeed the Internet! A wonderful invention that negates any need to have any complete understanding of Grammar and/or English -- Welcome to the Twenty-First century.

I could not care ...
By: XXiNeedANameXX. on 28 May 12, 03:02:54
I could not care wether my grammatical skills are good,? nor if they were terrible. I was not trying to sound intelligent, Simply stated an observation which I had based off the on-going argument between trancehi, and others. Nonetheless, Your need to point out simple flaws shows you do not care for the point I was trying to converse, Therefore I am not the least bit worried with your petty problem.

Do? you have to put ...
By: FunJoeyhasfun. on 26 May 12, 19:27:20
Do? you have to put lmfao at the end of every sentance?

I love how British? ...
By: adrian5b. on 26 May 12, 18:16:53
I love how British? impersonate us Mexican, I just went to London two weeks ago and they all thought I was from eastern USA. Loved them british definitively, I had the greatest time in London.

I'm not sure why ...
By: ScoopMeisterGeneral. on 26 May 12, 15:09:28
I'm not sure why I'm bothering? to point this out, since from what I can see, you'll only get angry, but you don't seem to have much of an understanding of "apostrophe's" (wait, did I get that right?), do you? In fact, for someone clearly trying to sound intelligent, your comprehension of a few basic rules of grammar is astoundingly poor.

<3? Alan <3
By: pbjellybeanful. on 22 May 12, 20:25:15

I have to point ...
By: Jade Smith. on 20 May 12, 15:17:23
I have to point something? out here. If you were really that bothered about spelling and grammar you would know that you are incorrectly using an ellipsis...

It was a joke?
By: heatondjw. on 20 May 12, 09:08:19
It was a joke?

It's the Internet, ...
By: XXiNeedANameXX. on 20 May 12, 02:38:53
It's the Internet, Not an English? class.

Just to bring you ...
By: heatondjw. on 20 May 12, 01:18:26
Just to bring you up? on that "you're", in this context, should be spelled "your" ;)

You use this 'Power ...
By: XXiNeedANameXX. on 19 May 12, 11:52:30
You use this 'Power' you obtain from making other's feel pain / annoyance and use it as a small Ego-boost. That said, The world could live on without you. And I am certain I speak on behalf of? very well everyone whom has watched this video and seen you're ludicrous argument, in saying - ''Do the world a favour, And blow what little, insignificant, obsolete brain-matter you have left over the back window of your house. Scum' - Please, do.

Correcting minor ...
By: XXiNeedANameXX. on 19 May 12, 11:49:03
Correcting minor spelling and grammar mistake's on a public forum where spelling and grammar skills are simply not required to get your point accross - Yet you do it over, and over again. That alone tell's me a lot about you. You're most likely entering you're adolescent year's,? Probably an 'out-cast' in School and you're home-life, And use any anonymous public out-let to vent you're anger you attain from either self-hate and/or Family Member's / Friends.

0:52 -? skip right ...
By: iohannesfactotum. on 10 May 12, 02:19:57
0:52 -? skip right to Alan's reaction

You forgot the? ...
By: dorey101. on 09 May 12, 23:41:24
You forgot the? full stop after lmfao.

Are? you an idiot? ...
By: jamieelynnx. on 09 May 12, 20:11:13
Are? you an idiot? It's two.

my unpublished ...
By: figbat1. on 07 May 12, 02:03:19
my unpublished scientific theory has just been posted on you-tube site "crazy fiji? weather" in the comments.......can you help me solve it?

It's sad but I ...
By: dogsarefab. on 02 May 12, 10:47:58
It's sad but I would love to have this on my phone :-) lovely? pink? plaenta!!!

It's sad but I ...
By: dogsarefab. on 02 May 12, 10:47:44
It's sad but I would love to have this on my phone :-) lovely pink?? plaenta!!!

It's sad but I ...
By: dogsarefab. on 02 May 12, 10:47:33
It's sad but I would love to have this on my phone :-) lovely pink? plaenta!!!?

It's spelled two.?
By: MyNameIsNeutron. on 01 May 12, 00:11:05
It's spelled two.?

This is the episode ...
By: ThatRandomGirlAndrea. on 30 Apr 12, 11:10:09
This is the episode Blue, if anyone is? interested =)

Why? is there so ...
By: annie10103. on 28 Apr 12, 12:02:30
Why? is there so much rage going on in the comments?!

QI XL G05 - Groovy
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Guests: Bill Bailey, Lee Mack, David Tennant and Alan Davies Hosted by Stephen Fry.

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I understand that ...
By: theawecabinet. on 26 May 12, 07:48:34
I understand that what I say goes against 'consensus reality'. The idea that Africans shouldn't be slaves or women deserved the vote was ridiculed not that long ago (by people like you no doubt). I wonder, can you argue against any of what I said using reason & evidence (or dictionary definitions)? Of course you can't. Despite Blair & Bush being convicted of war? crimes under the Geneva Convention (I bet you aren't even aware of this fact) you still would defend their Iraq conspiracy theories!

i see? it as ...
By: Sylartheawesome. on 26 May 12, 00:40:29
i see? it as hilarious as it started from a comment on the video

It's not often I ...
By: WalterLiddy. on 25 May 12, 23:42:48
It's not often I find occasion to quote an Adam Sandler film but all I can say in reply to that is: "What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be? considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it."

"Chairman of the ...
By: WalterLiddy. on 25 May 12, 23:16:33
"Chairman of the Pedantic Society." "I'm? Vice-Chairman actually." lol

I love it when ...
By: magnuswilen. on 25 May 12, 14:47:34
I love it when David Tennant's buzzer refuses to work at 35:05 and he hits it bloody hard and stares angry at? the ceiling. XD

no thanks necessary ...
By: rumi kallenbach. on 22 May 12, 04:31:29
no thanks necessary,my comrade,the truth? should always be spoken

I wish they would ...
By: TripleStarHunter. on 21 May 12, 06:21:18
I wish they would air this in america. NOT? MAKE THEIR OWN VERSION just film THIS qi over here lol

I'd love to have? a ...
By: thegaymetaller. on 20 May 12, 23:41:20
I'd love to have? a 4 way with Bill Bailey, Fry and Tennant.

we literally don't ...
By: LiamDonov. on 20 May 12, 07:15:37
we literally don't have any. there was Whose Line Is It Anyway but? it's off the air, and was based on a british show anyway. there used to be some game shows a few decades ago, but there haven't been any original panel shows made in the united states for a really long time. we don't even have any broadcast on bbc america for some weird licensing reasons. comedy in the us is pretty dead and has been almost entirely dead outside of solo acts and movies for a pretty long time.

what panel shows ...
By: jtweatherley. on 19 May 12, 08:19:19
what panel shows are there in? america ?

The truth. Feels ...
By: theawecabinet. on 17 May 12, 20:25:40
The truth. Feels weird, I know. It's like suggesting to most German citizens in the late 30's that Hitler is their real enemy and not the Jews or the 'communist terrorists'. Most of them would have said "Look you nutter, Hitler's our leader who's trying to protect us" In the same way, in the future people will wonder how most of? us today didn't get that (as per the rest of history) our governments are the real conspiracy theorists & the real terrorists. What is Terrorism? watch?v=3IRbwpc2XV4

What the fuck did I ...
By: StephenTheKoala. on 17 May 12, 19:08:31
What the fuck did I just read.?

Why thank you, our ...
By: StephenTheKoala. on 17 May 12, 19:02:12
Why thank you, our dear? across-the-pond friends :D

My first time ...
By: TheCha0sWithin. on 17 May 12, 11:00:32
My first time watching this? and I was drawn to it because of David Tennant being on it.. but it's freaking hilarious... and omg@ David's accent :D

@TOMHYLE88 The ...
By: Frottjeif. on 16 May 12, 21:10:20
@TOMHYLE88 The problem with cannabis is? that anyone can make it for cheap. Can't compete with that.

wow, who stuck a ...
By: ChaosSandwhich. on 14 May 12, 15:16:06
wow, who stuck a rod's up their a**? ?

I -3? Lee Mack
By: kaiserfranz. on 14 May 12, 06:06:50
I -3? Lee Mack

love alan's hava? ...
By: lubberkin. on 12 May 12, 18:06:57
love alan's hava? nagila buzzer

yeah but even ...
By: el6caballo6oscuro6. on 10 May 12, 23:22:17
yeah but even that's missing? the point - what difference should it make? smoke is smoke - your life, right?

You're welcome? :)
By: theawecabinet. on 10 May 12, 13:48:28
You're welcome? :)

Not that breathing ...
By: TOMHYLE88. on 10 May 12, 13:09:06
Not that breathing smoke is good for one, as such; you? should see the things I cough up.....

cannabis is NOT ...
By: TOMHYLE88. on 10 May 12, 12:40:48
cannabis is NOT more carcinogenic than tobacco! That is evil government propeganda. Actually marijuana contains ANTIcancer agents (which should be researched a lot more, but won't because.....of stupidity). Actually, Marijuana smokers have? lower cancer rates than nonsmokers in USA

Thank you?
By: TOMHYLE88. on 10 May 12, 12:24:00
Thank you?

David Tennant what? ...
By: crossycrossfield. on 10 May 12, 03:12:38
David Tennant what? a wanker

richay1, what can I ...
By: theawecabinet. on 07 May 12, 09:56:36
richay1, what can I say? I'm sorry. You are so right. In QI the? presenter & guests discuss subjects on condition that they keep the conversations brief, concise and to the point and never veer off on a long tangents discussing meanings and definitions. Therefore this video was an inappropriate forum for myself and EmmaMo91 to have our lengthy conversation. I'm sure she would like to join me in apologising to you for being such a 'tool'. We shall stick to short, asinine comments in future.

QI Season H Episode 14 Hocus Pocus
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QI Quite Interesting Guests: Lee Mack, Graham Norton, Daniel Radcliffe and Alan Davies as usual. Host: Stephen Fry Happy Christmas!

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HAHA 18:30-19:45 is ...
By: pbjellybeanful. on 25 May 12, 23:31:21
HAHA 18:30-19:45 is one of my favorite moments in all of QI! Alan and Lee are so? funny! They're like teenagers.

I bloody love this ...
By: forteboston. on 23 May 12, 19:56:17
I bloody love this show -- it's both funny and disappointing? to me that this would never go over in the US. Most of us are either not smart enough for this to keep our attention or lack enough interest in learning something new... Not that the UK is the penultimate of human existence, but your television is far and away more interesting that ours. If I see another tv listing for some lame reality series I'm expatriating.

I hope? you're ...
By: tudortoomey. on 21 May 12, 04:08:45
I hope? you're proud of yourself.

I remember being ...
By: DarkViolet22. on 21 May 12, 03:40:01
I remember being horrified by? that ending when I first saw this!!

It'll be on You ...
By: JkebabTNG. on 20 May 12, 14:49:18
It'll be on You Tube? before you can speak...

also find your own ...
By: stuart12001. on 20 May 12, 13:10:02
also find your own source, this i wouldnt have to explain something that everyone else understands? to be common sense. A little more self motivated reading and we wouldnt be having this conversation. Moron.

who's swearing??
By: stuart12001. on 20 May 12, 13:05:11
who's swearing??

If you want to ...
By: Woetify. on 20 May 12, 13:03:38
If you want to resort to swearing, so be it. Let me know if you find a credible source mentioning the guests get the script before? the show.

well if you watched ...
By: stuart12001. on 20 May 12, 13:02:31
well if you watched the other episodes there are countless examples where the guests reel of entire chapters of factual data on these things. Its pretty commonly known that this happens in T.V. i think it says more about you who believes the facade that its all spontaneous. And you're logic of Daniel? Radcliffe played harry potter therefore he knows all about magic- dont make me laugh you idiot, one is a fictional story and another is real life. or maybe you cant tell the difference

Daniel Radcliffe ...
By: Woetify. on 20 May 12, 12:59:03
Daniel Radcliffe played in 7 movies about magic, of course he? knows some interesting facts about magic. If he would have gotten the script before the show he would have known all the answers (such as the exceptions to the rule) or the meanings of the Harry Potter figures. And I've never gotten the feeling guests are really clever, just Stephen Fry (who does have a script as he has admitted before).

no i'm not ...
By: stuart12001. on 20 May 12, 12:56:02
no i'm not disputing their ability to be funny, i'm refuting their apparent genius levels of knowledge. Im sure you wont believe me but the show is designed to have people who cant think for themselves believe? that the guests really are this clever. Otherwise it would just be another comedy panel, they try to balance the comedy with interesting facts.

Your refusal to ...
By: Woetify. on 20 May 12, 12:48:47
Your refusal to believe they can be funny? without a script is not a credible source I'm afraid.

its common ...
By: stuart12001. on 20 May 12, 12:46:51
its common knowledge. How do you think they have such great one liners at completely unexpected questions. They can obviously choose to wing it and not do any research or they can choose to research topics and like Daniel reel of encyclopedic knowledge about otherwise insignificant topics. Every bbc panel show does this i.e. Have i got news for you, mock the week? etc etc

Do you have any ...
By: Woetify. on 20 May 12, 12:42:18
Do you have any actual sources for that or? are just assuming?

how the? hell did ...
By: creamyfilling102. on 20 May 12, 00:02:20
how the? hell did that guitene (however you spell that) work?

Oh I? C
By: BigFr0sty. on 18 May 12, 20:38:11
Oh I? C

Cause he's? a ...
By: sshemley. on 18 May 12, 20:27:14
Cause he's? a wizard!

thats because they ...
By: stuart12001. on 17 May 12, 09:56:51
thats because they get? the script before the show

10? points for ...
By: eargan. on 16 May 12, 22:20:15
10? points for Gryffindor! xD

Your sentence ...
By: jonathan1994ish1. on 16 May 12, 17:32:25
Your sentence doesn't? make sense

One presumes this ...
By: jalowitz. on 16 May 12, 04:09:41
One presumes this Lee Mack fellow is actually funny? elsewhere.

I wish you were ...
By: JeeRaph. on 15 May 12, 21:43:55
I wish you were better. I'd love to see Stephen? Baked.

Daniel look ...
By: chodemarco. on 14 May 12, 18:12:16
Daniel look totally? uncomfortable when they mentioned a Hogwartz drinking problem.

Daniel looks high ...
By: kcgw85. on 13 May 12, 01:56:50
Daniel looks high on the? Muggle.

Obvious? troll is ...
By: psychoanalyst2011. on 12 May 12, 09:41:52
Obvious? troll is obvious.

QI Series D, Episode 7
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QI Series D, Episode 7 Episode: "Differences" Guests: Alan Davies, Jo Brand, Julian Clary, Dara Ó Briain Property of the BBC, talkbackTHAMES, and Quite Interesting Limited.

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The K actually ...
By: EatMyPonytail. on 26 May 12, 20:30:35
The K actually stood for? Karamchand.

you should? leave ...
By: jestermoon. on 25 May 12, 03:38:44
you should? leave the telly on!!! lol

Allen would've won ...
By: 40giggamer. on 24 May 12, 01:37:51
Allen would've won too, if it we'rent? that damn ghandi

lol @ differently? ...
By: kathy shaw. on 23 May 12, 18:13:24
lol @ differently? first

I liked this video ...
By: NeverMind9132. on 19 May 12, 14:17:12
I liked this video so that the number of likes was evenly? divisible by the number of dislikes.

It? could almost be ...
By: D3w10n. on 19 May 12, 14:13:16
It? could almost be her catchphrase -.-"

Is it called " ...
By: D3w10n. on 19 May 12, 14:09:10
Is it called "Suicide by alcohol? poisoning"?

I heard of a ...
By: NeverMind9132. on 19 May 12, 14:04:51
I heard of a tempting drinking game where you must drink? whenever she mentions her husband.

"Here's the ...
By: trueguthan. on 18 May 12, 05:13:50
"Here's the difference to me between boys and girls. Boys fuck things up; girls are fucked up." -? Louis CK

If Alan hadn't said ...
By: MagusMirificus. on 16 May 12, 07:21:07
If Alan hadn't said Randy, he? would have won: he would have had six points, three more than Julian.

Except Chris? Rock ...
By: slytown. on 15 May 12, 04:47:47
Except Chris? Rock is funny. That's the difference. :)

its the same thing ...
By: R33ceSwaBy. on 14 May 12, 19:48:33
its the same thing that chris rock does. he does "im black people are racist"? jokes and people think "if i dont laugh im racist" with jo brand they think "if i dont laugh im shallow and superficial and cant accept women for who they are"

Quite surprised ...
By: moleluvsliverpool. on 11 May 12, 20:46:15
Quite surprised that when talking about cold feet in bed, nobody came up with the obvious self-depreciating joke: don't most women get cold feet before you get? them in to bed expected alan to come up with something like that

Best episode ever.? ...
By: flowrighttwins. on 07 May 12, 03:55:48
Best episode ever.? I have Situs Inversus and I've never seen it spoken about on TV before.

gladly?
By: SCSAZM. on 05 May 12, 13:30:26
gladly?

I read this in ...
By: GaseousAnomaly001. on 04 May 12, 20:47:37
I read this in Fry's? voice lol.

LOL Randy? Ghandi.
By: KarlXXVII. on 02 May 12, 14:08:37
LOL Randy? Ghandi.

"Can you do? it as ...
By: djehuty13. on 29 Apr 12, 10:22:04
"Can you do? it as if Babbage was an Eskimo?" - lines like these can only exist on QI!

if you did, they ...
By: IAMTHESHITEHAWK. on 28 Apr 12, 23:44:39
if you did, they would be forced underground where they would become radicalised? and form a rebel militia group called the traniban! pretty soon they'd be hijacking things and crashing them into your arse!

IS IT WRONG OF ME ...
By: Leowen2. on 25 Apr 12, 14:06:38
IS IT WRONG OF ME TO THINK OF JESUS WHEN JERKING? OFF.

Ever heard of ...
By: lilypillytrees. on 24 Apr 12, 07:03:27
Ever heard of tolerance??

Trannies should be ...
By: Oll1000. on 22 Apr 12, 23:22:13
Trannies should be banned.?

My! I have to say ...
By: bondfool. on 21 Apr 12, 05:19:25
My! I have to say the the level of discourse in these? comments is below that I'd expect of QI viewers. Still several points above the average YouTube video, though...

"launched from the ...
By: TomFynn. on 18 Apr 12, 14:26:11
"launched from the vagina of a Thai woman" [Dara nods approvingly] :-)?

QI Series D, Episode 6
Posted by: gloomyoutlook

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QI Series D, Episode 6 Episode: "Drinks" Guests: Alan Davies, Jimmy Carr, Phill Jupitus, John "Me Sir!" Sessions Property of the BBC, talkbackTHAMES, and Quite Interesting Limited.

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thank you ...
By: madeupusername987. on 26 May 12, 14:15:41
thank you Gloomyoutlook :D? very much appreciated

oh fuck, I had to ...
By: gloomyoutlook. on 15 May 12, 19:22:01
oh fuck, I had to hear it from you!? D:

and now? hes banned ...
By: TheMysticmusti. on 15 May 12, 17:54:29
and now? hes banned again

Alan's face when ...
By: zomaarbbb. on 07 May 12, 17:20:07
Alan's face when his buzzer doesn't? work is simply priceless

Ha, I think he's ...
By: cowcghb. on 03 May 12, 05:24:13
Ha, I think he's more cute than hot. He's got a super adorable way about him. And this was D series, they're just finishing I series, so that means he's gotta be over? 45 now for sure.

I? love it when ...
By: cowcghb. on 03 May 12, 05:21:40
I? love it when Alan wins...

Also he's got ...
By: Rozenkrantzz. on 30 Apr 12, 06:43:46
Also he's got another one called NFFAgain. I'm assuming two this time because even if they take down one he's? got the other ; )

Vet att du skrev ...
By: Affe96SG4ever. on 29 Apr 12, 18:17:28
Vet att du skrev kommentaren för flera månader sen, men utifall du inte? vet så sänds det på BBC entertainment :)

I'm from Burnley ...
By: edbad85. on 26 Apr 12, 14:46:26
I'm from Burnley and? the first time I went drinking anywhere else I was shocked not to find Benedictine everywhere. Can hardly move for it here, especialy in winter.

I wish someone ...
By: atrixa1991. on 25 Apr 12, 17:06:19
I wish someone would ban Stephen Fry from attempting? a Geordie accent on television.

There is no such ...
By: IAMTHESHITEHAWK. on 23 Apr 12, 15:14:04
There is no such thing as British summertime, its called Greenwich meantime and its just normal hours! we have a winter daylight saving time which is an hour off, so that farmers can say they're getting up at 4am when its actually 5am! also for every cup of anything diuretic it takes over a litre of water to process, so tea, coffee, alcohol etc... all cause? you to need a lot more water, and can dehydrate you!

There is no such ...
By: IAMTHESHITEHAWK. on 23 Apr 12, 15:13:51
There is no such thing as British summertime, its called Greenwich meantime and? its just normal hours! we have a winter daylight saving time which is an hour off, so that farmers can say they're getting up at 4am when its actually 5am! also for every cup of anything diuretic it takes over a litre of water to process, so tea, coffee, alcohol etc... all cause you to need a lot more water, and can dehydrate you!

I tried absinthe ...
By: Spameggssausage. on 09 Apr 12, 03:41:25
I tried absinthe once? and I just got really drunk.

@darkseraphim20 I ...
By: SPQSpartacus. on 28 Mar 12, 15:26:56
@darkseraphim20 I prefer these days to use youtube on ipod, where the ads? don't show at least yet. Most likely won't last long.

i dont know about ...
By: maccaaccam99. on 27 Mar 12, 19:41:14
i dont know about the hot part but i was surprised? by his age i thought maybe early 30 but over 40?

0:46? :C
By: Rep6794. on 27 Mar 12, 03:39:21
0:46? :C

stephen seems like ...
By: djpokki. on 23 Mar 12, 12:54:48
stephen seems like hes in? such a good mood in this, it's really sweet

fucking hell, again ...
By: Darkseraphim101. on 20 Mar 12, 19:33:56
fucking hell, again? wtf is wrong with youtube? constantly having the vids interrupted by some reatrded new social network crap which forcibly fucks off your vid.....i? hope they find and kill the makers of that damn interrupting networking crap

HE? WHO SMELT IT, ...
By: beansterman1998. on 14 Mar 12, 18:14:25
HE? WHO SMELT IT, DEALT IT.

the joke is that ...
By: Ribbo. on 10 Mar 12, 01:24:16
the joke is that the music that played was from a? television advert for "Hamlet cigars", go watch a few to understand the joke :)

Absinth is ruined ...
By: Anunirrational. on 07 Mar 12, 12:13:10
Absinth is ruined by heating the sugar, orginal way is to slowly flow water into drink, making it blur.? If it was bad absinth (too bitter) you could flow it through some sugar.

alan's? so cute...
By: MrWeaselwork. on 04 Mar 12, 11:37:01
alan's? so cute...

I love when they ...
By: LadyElric617. on 27 Feb 12, 22:32:28
I love when they all tease Stephen? for being so posh. The Madiera pince-nez line almost killed me.

04:54 Impressive ...
By: MrKarlifen. on 23 Feb 12, 20:02:42
04:54 Impressive shot Jimmy?

Stephen's cowlick? ...
By: Cresendoll. on 10 Feb 12, 13:37:28
Stephen's cowlick? is adorable.

QI: Giant Tortoise
Posted by: philosophiste

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The QI panel discusses why it took 300 years to give the Giant Tortoise a Latin species designation.

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You are suffering ...
By: bencubed. on 10 May 12, 06:30:06
You are suffering from obsessive compulsive disorder. In other words, you are repeating behaviours out of a sense of anxiety and floundering to make sense of it. Your brain is working overtime, instead of chilling out. Stop panicking. Like a dog chasing it's? tail, you are going in circles.

PLEASE READ MY ...
By: figbat1. on 10 May 12, 01:21:16
PLEASE READ MY COMMENTS BELOW can you help me work them? out?

i have come up ...
By: figbat1. on 10 May 12, 01:20:46
i have come up witha theory that involves the book of genesis (fig leaves) buddha (sitting under the bodhi fig tree) jesus (many sayings about figs) ross hornes' book (new health revolution) and science (figs are the? most important source of food for fruit eating rainforest animals). i then experimented on the figs by eating mainly dried figs (same brand) for over 7 years now and found cycles which i related to the numbers in psgs 11/12 of the book of revelations. this theory has gone everywhere

so far i have had ...
By: figbat1. on 10 May 12, 01:17:48
so far i have had eliminations at days 504 840 1176 1512 1848 2184 and 2520. today is day 2609. i have definitely? found something. i am not lying. what i have discovered has gone around the world and many songs have been written about it.....the foo fighters' last 3 albums.. coldplays' last 3 albums......"vertigo" by U2 (my first name is phil). an elimination is a day when you experience strong flu-like symptoms and feel terrible. bad stuff is washed out of your body.

my ears are now ...
By: figbat1. on 10 May 12, 01:14:52
my ears are now ringing with a constant high pitched tone and i dont know what this means. i know i have definitely found something as there are too many clues. in australia, ross hornes' books? have been removed from the libraries and the bookshops. can anyone tell me what i have found?

Stephen doesn't ...
By: stellarpelican. on 16 Apr 12, 20:19:58
Stephen doesn't seem to like it when they? joke about hurting the turtles "awww...nooo.."

The only known ...
By: slipoflip. on 04 Mar 12, 08:49:31
The only known animal dish to come? with its own bowl

I love how David ...
By: HunchbackJack. on 19 Dec 11, 22:13:42
I love how David can't bring himself to say? a silly gag because it wasn't logical. It says a lot about his brilliant style of humour.

Even? Darwin! :D
By: Deel2506. on 01 Dec 11, 17:23:12
Even? Darwin! :D

Haha,? love that ...
By: Mx41204. on 30 Nov 11, 16:52:10
Haha,? love that line, but it should be you're This is fun :D

You're too anal,? ...
By: fenderbasskd. on 11 Nov 11, 22:49:19
You're too anal,? would be the correct sentence :P

Some people are way ...
By: HdDan13. on 03 Nov 11, 23:35:40
Some people are way too anal for their own good. By the way it would? be 'you're' in that context. Joke obviously :))

your too anal you? ...
By: MasterReasonOSR. on 30 Sep 11, 09:55:56
your too anal you? are.

everyone wants to ...
By: waldoman7. on 20 Sep 11, 05:42:37
everyone wants to eat? them now. I wonder if this vid inspired any poachers

I accidently paused ...
By: MrOrganicCarrot. on 18 Sep 11, 16:55:54
I accidently paused it on 0:55 and from this picture David looks like he? is impersonating a tortoise.

What else did our? ...
By: SmartK8. on 17 Sep 11, 15:49:41
What else did our? ancestors ate from us ?!

HI, do you like ...
By: QuestionTimeAZ. on 13 Sep 11, 10:37:43
HI, do you like quiz shows, then check out my new show on my Channel, where you the viewers are the contestants. Check? it out

anyone else want ...
By: sinslin. on 05 Sep 11, 04:29:01
anyone else want to? "visit" these del- i mean beautiful creatures

I'm? so hungry ...
By: Verrsus. on 02 Sep 11, 23:06:18
I'm? so hungry right now...

not man? "white man"
By: LAWAGO. on 27 Aug 11, 18:13:55
not man? "white man"

David Mitchell's ...
By: stuffandnonsense123. on 14 Aug 11, 15:17:22
David Mitchell's laugh in the background at 3:14 cracks me? up.

I love David ...
By: MsBioHazardous. on 11 Aug 11, 19:17:24
I love David Mitchell. I think he's absolutely hilarious. I wish? QI would be broadcast here in America. Maybe then some of our so-called comedians can see what real comedy is about. =D

Now this is? fuckin ...
By: saucy05. on 10 Aug 11, 09:47:13
Now this is? fuckin hilarious.

Don't eat? them! ...
By: 07Petri. on 07 Aug 11, 14:25:04
Don't eat? them! they're threatened!

Just shut up with ...
By: TheFriskyMango. on 02 Aug 11, 09:56:06
Just shut up with your? Latin and eat them!

QI XL G07 - Girls and Boys
Posted by: BalmafulaLanando

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With Sandi Toksvig, Ronni Ancona and Jack Dee.

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I? suspect if you ...
By: ThanatoselNyx. on 25 May 12, 16:07:38
I? suspect if you did a word count between both teams, the female team did 80/90% of the talking.

To detect a german, ...
By: Halldisa. on 23 May 12, 20:20:29
To detect a german, just ask them to say? "squirrell". It's impossible :P

To each her own? :)
By: bonniehudson. on 23 May 12, 19:42:59
To each her own? :)

Yes, today I am an ...
By: andyrooney12. on 23 May 12, 19:17:30
Yes, today I am an American :) but I was actually born in one part of the world, then I went to Russia,? and then I went to learn English in England before coming to the US.

American?? ;-)
By: mwgr2. on 23 May 12, 17:13:52
American?? ;-)

Women? simply are ...
By: mwgr2. on 23 May 12, 17:09:36
Women? simply are less funny. Fact.

Alan keeps the show ...
By: Telstar62a. on 21 May 12, 20:41:27
Alan keeps the show moving; rather than watch the 4 participants mull over an answer, after a short while with nobody talking, Alan steps in and provides Stephen with the opportunity? to provide the answer/explanation. I think he's tremendous at what he does.

you have an anger? ...
By: andreiandrei1. on 21 May 12, 17:48:29
you have an anger? issue. Alan is always on the panel and has developed a very silly persona. he's got a PhD from Kent. he's most certainly not a moron which is more than i can say about you

Sandi? Toksvig's ...
By: johann99. on 21 May 12, 12:04:23
Sandi? Toksvig's man hatred is hilarious.

14:54 Greates? ...
By: prussianguy. on 20 May 12, 20:26:40
14:54 Greates? punchline ever!!!

Indeed my friend, ...
By: ShepZamv1. on 20 May 12, 13:48:59
Indeed my friend, to each is own.? :)

He's a comedian & ...
By: andyrooney12. on 20 May 12, 11:59:33
He's a comedian & I'm guessing that he may know some of the times that he will get that alarm but he still says it anyway? for the laughs. Other times he says what most people think the answer is & a lot of times they try to trick people by asking questions to which most people have a common misconception about what the answer is. For example, in 1 show Stephen Fry asked how many moons Earth has & that guy said we have 1 moon but that's wrong. So yeah, don't read too much into it. It's all 4 fun

I like this show ...
By: andyrooney12. on 20 May 12, 10:45:45
I like this show but I didn't even smile when he said that. I guess I just will never get British humor. I lived in England for a couple of years & remember watching comedy shows. People next to me were laughing so hard but I just sat there? with a blank face. I just couldn't understand what was so funny. Oh well, to each his own I guess.

you've really? ...
By: somrigost. on 19 May 12, 06:36:37
you've really? missed a point here :p

Also, TIL that the ...
By: TheRoomy. on 19 May 12, 02:56:21
Also, TIL that the French are fucking morons. But, of course, I knew that before. I lost all faith in the French after I saw that one video of Who Wants to be a Millionaire when the guy had a god damn 50k question that was "What orbit's the Earth: The Sun, the moon, Venus, or Mars. The moron? had absolutely NO clue, so he asked the audience. The fucking French audience mostly all picked the Sun! Even 2% chose Mars. ? MARS?!?! WHAT?! The Sun or Mars orbits around the Earth? These are ADULTS!

Why does the one ...
By: TheRoomy. on 19 May 12, 02:35:51
Why does the one guy on Stephen's immediate right always, ALWAYS answer the trick questions wrong? How could he possibly not understand it at this point after all these episodes that when they get to that section and he knows the "answer" that everyone knows in society is actually wrong? It takes a CHILD two before they learn. This moron still can't learn one fucking thing after THOUSANDS of times. How has he not killed himself? with his stupidity yet, winning a Darwin award?

It's quite Ironic ...
By: The666thBowelOfHell. on 17 May 12, 22:29:36
It's quite Ironic that Stephen? is in the middle... Coincidence? I THINK NOT

The sexual tension ...
By: dacolourmafia. on 17 May 12, 20:34:02
The sexual tension between Jack Dee? and Ronni Ancona is unbearable

she's from? Denmark ...
By: gabriel2099. on 17 May 12, 17:02:00
she's from? Denmark. She makes various references to it in the episode H11 (highs and lows)

alan's comedy? is ...
By: tonybeir. on 17 May 12, 01:53:36
alan's comedy? is sooo easygoing and mellow and fucking hilarious.

It's so nice to see ...
By: hmesser91. on 16 May 12, 22:08:56
It's so nice to see two women competing against the guys. Usually there's one token woman and the male comedians are? really patronising and talk over her. So this is a very refreshing change! Though I do think Alan and Jack look uncomfortable with it sometimes, maybe because it's so uncommon :)

Jack Dee at 14:53? ...
By: TheChrisMillross. on 16 May 12, 13:45:57
Jack Dee at 14:53? is perfectly timed

QI - Season 3, Episode 6: Cockneys
Posted by: FullTvSeriesX

Video duration: 1741 seconds
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Original Air Date - 28 October 2005 Stephen Fry, Alan Davies, Bill Bailey, Phill Jupitus, Rory McGrath.

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Its? like friggin ...
By: maddiferr. on 28 May 12, 03:23:03
Its? like friggin Clockwork Orange!

Sad but? true
By: Subscriptism. on 27 May 12, 18:08:44
Sad but? true

btw cha is also cha ...
By: thebookofjoy. on 26 May 12, 18:46:36
btw cha is also cha with a different intonation in Cantonese and it's té in Hokkien/Minnan and who knows what else in other dialects. If he's not referring to the pronunciation of the word in the dialect it originated from it's really stupid thing to do anyways. btw I myself don't understand? why the chinese mix up their r's and l's.. It's really is exactly the same sound and I've never heard English speakers having problems with the r's and l's in mandarin

Yes I know I'm ...
By: thebookofjoy. on 26 May 12, 18:38:36
Yes I know I'm chinese.? Still, everyone speaks mandarin. However if you know people from a certain part ofChina who can't distinguish between the mandarin ? and ? do know me know.

Not just nations.. ...
By: shadowsenzor. on 26 May 12, 18:05:49
Not just nations.. the whole world is full of? twats

who sang bill? ...
By: cecilflare. on 26 May 12, 10:24:28
who sang bill? bailey's buzzer?

an episode of QI ...
By: mgrace82. on 26 May 12, 02:10:05
an episode of QI that I didn't find quite interesting. Rory should not? be allowed in this show.

it is different for ...
By: Spameggssausage. on 26 May 12, 01:33:15
it is different for dialects; it depends on what part of China the speaker? is from.

He's? just a cunt, ...
By: Subscriptism. on 25 May 12, 18:23:37
He's? just a cunt, unfortunately the are common in both our nations.

We prefer youtube ...
By: Saganist420. on 22 May 12, 14:46:57
We prefer youtube over some obscure streaming website.? You are safe.

I see. It does ...
By: RustlessPotato. on 17 May 12, 01:07:59
I see. It does makes? sence that Stephen Fry wouldn't praise Rory as much. It's just sometimes i feel a "tension" in the episodes where he is a guest. Sometimes i feel Stephen Fry is annoyed because of him :p

I saw on one ...
By: Bellesabout. on 16 May 12, 22:10:02
I saw on one interview that "a guest" asks for the questions before the show but they refused to name them. For the sake of spreading unfounded rumours, people have speculated that it was Clive Anderson. I really don't know though, I would not have expected SF to be so liberal with his praise for RM if it were him.?

I'm a bit surprised ...
By: Bellesabout. on 16 May 12, 22:00:39
I'm a bit surprised that? at some stage during the "buzzer" chat, he didn't say "Well my name is actually Mark!". I love him to bits!

i'm? still here
By: ChaosSandwhich. on 16 May 12, 20:32:50
i'm? still here

Can somebody answer ...
By: RustlessPotato. on 16 May 12, 19:54:11
Can somebody answer me, but is it true that Rory McGrath wants to have the questions before the show ??

hes? just being a ...
By: TheT33g. on 16 May 12, 14:50:19
hes? just being a silly cunt ignore him

Thank you! ; D?
By: FullTvSeriesX. on 15 May 12, 12:17:08
Thank you! ; D?

I'll? stick with ...
By: dustinjt. on 14 May 12, 16:22:26
I'll? stick with you.

You're taking my ...
By: FullTvSeriesX. on 14 May 12, 06:19:14
You're taking my viewers? away! D :

Watchseries.eu ...
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Watchseries.eu Search? for ''QI'' Watch all the episodes :D

Toothbrush made for ...
By: davidbobon. on 13 May 12, 22:09:39
Toothbrush made for you yes? out of ivory oh wait

kudzu has taken ...
By: cst003. on 13 May 12, 05:51:56
kudzu has taken over north carolina. it's becoming somewhat of a natural disaster it grows so fast. takes over natural trees/growth.?

hahahahaha! cannot ...
By: corkysheba. on 12 May 12, 02:52:39
hahahahaha! cannot stop laughing at the comment that the cherokee cannot pronounce the 'ch' sound, so it's more of a 'ts' sound.....as if the poor dears? cannot say they're own name. cherokee isn't even what they call themselves.

bill baily episode!?
By: ChaosSandwhich. on 11 May 12, 23:05:02
bill baily episode!?

nattynoos1? didn't ...
By: Kolyamatic. on 11 May 12, 22:44:38
nattynoos1? didn't say anything about Cockney. I think they meant the English language. (because Cockney isn't one, is it)

What rhymes with purple? - Qi - BBC
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Visit www.qi.com to discover more hilarious and Quite Interesting clips. Alan Davies is convinced if he scours the alphabet he'll find the two words in the Oxford English Dictionary that rhyme with purple in this free video clip from BBC Worldwide. Watch more QI clips with BBC Worldwide here www.youtube.com

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Whirlpool kinda ...
By: IAmRadius. on 23 May 12, 15:57:05
Whirlpool kinda rhymes?

same here i am too? ...
By: pickupthebass1. on 15 May 12, 20:38:08
same here i am too? and everyone tests me on it all the time.

Furball.?
By: SaintRafem. on 14 May 12, 01:53:13
Furball.?

I like haiku's. But ...
By: TechnicallyNotGuilty. on 12 May 12, 11:22:12
I like haiku's. But sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.?

can you only? see ...
By: TJD248. on 09 May 12, 17:19:49
can you only? see Black and White because I never really believed that.

Weeellll... I? ...
By: 2625yoshi. on 09 May 12, 17:04:49
Weeellll... I? can't really give a comparison since I don't know what it's like to not be colour blind but I know I would be better off. When I'm at school (14 y o), it gets a bit boring when people start testing me on colours and say "aww, your colourblind, does that mean you only see black and white?" while I'm there wondering how they came to know how I was coulrblind in the first place. :D Then I have to explain EVERYTHING!!!

:( what does it ...
By: TJD248. on 09 May 12, 16:20:15
:( what does it feel? like?

I'm colourblind. :(?
By: 2625yoshi. on 08 May 12, 20:37:45
I'm colourblind. :(?

Actually? dogs are ...
By: TJD248. on 08 May 12, 16:05:42
Actually? dogs are not colorblind, their eyesight only detects certain colors on the spectrum, they cannot detect blue and yellow and not any other color that is why when you chuck a GREEN ball in a GREEN grassy field they cannot find it. So, Bitch Please.

u? wuld
By: NekuChibi. on 08 May 12, 15:16:49
u? wuld

@philliedit Wow!? ...
By: 2625yoshi. on 08 May 12, 04:37:34
@philliedit Wow!? Common misconceptions are why I should watch QI more.

I would? what?
By: philliedit. on 07 May 12, 23:47:28
I would? what?

Yeah u wuld?
By: NekuChibi. on 07 May 12, 22:56:16
Yeah u wuld?

That's a? common ...
By: philliedit. on 07 May 12, 22:36:55
That's a? common misconception, dogs only see blue and yellow.

Roses are? grey, ...
By: magnuswilen. on 06 May 12, 18:34:24
Roses are? grey, violets are grey Everything is grey And Stephen Fry is gay

he? actually said ...
By: Cian097. on 06 May 12, 00:01:19
he? actually said hurple and curple :D

Whirlpool??
By: Codlydodly. on 04 May 12, 22:21:37
Whirlpool??

but they all smell? ...
By: HADESCAVE. on 03 May 12, 23:01:05
but they all smell? fantastic...lol

Shut your mouth u ...
By: bofhead92. on 03 May 12, 15:45:04
Shut your mouth u spud hed?

Whirlpool??
By: 43v3rguilty. on 02 May 12, 20:20:15
Whirlpool??

dat doesn't rhyme ...
By: MrTwedge. on 02 May 12, 16:27:03
dat doesn't rhyme wiv purple u? fukin retard

Nurple ?
By: IcoNexcalib3R. on 01 May 12, 01:26:56
Nurple ?

Whirlpool?? :D
By: mymindisblanc123. on 30 Apr 12, 22:06:25
Whirlpool?? :D

QI XL H03 - Hoaxes
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720p. With Sean Lock, David Mitchell and Danny Baker.

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Swedish, eh? That ...
By: MrBrachiatingApe. on 27 May 12, 17:03:14
Swedish, eh? That explains your immaculate English. :) A lot of my mom's family live in Helsingborg and Malmo, and some of them have expressed similar fears. Globalism--at least its dark side--is a monster with many faces and many limbs, sad to say. I've been glad to see Sweden remaining? out of the Eurozone, personally, though I admit that's more for sentimental than political reasons.

Sorry? but, let me ...
By: GrahamGRA. on 26 May 12, 22:25:25
Sorry? but, let me introduce you to 4chan.

i? went through ...
By: xXguitardude9Xx. on 26 May 12, 18:21:46
i? went through this entire bloody episode thinking 'i bet the hoax is that there is no hoax'. i should be on this damn show.

Thankyou so much ...
By: gg3ds. on 26 May 12, 16:14:41
Thankyou so much for? this video!

it means they've ...
By: bigmangiff. on 26 May 12, 08:18:50
it means they've said a common misconception that it isn't true but is commonly thought to be ! ?

i'm sorry if this ...
By: mypolohalo94. on 26 May 12, 05:45:26
i'm sorry if this is a stupid question, but what does it mean? when when the siren goes off and the screen goes black and what the person just said comes out in white?

One of the guys ...
By: Shougunner. on 25 May 12, 22:11:03
One of the guys from the? crop circles is wearing an xkcd shirt :D

I love how they ...
By: mysonswifesdogbenny. on 25 May 12, 21:34:13
I love how they just had a 3 minit conversation on cauliflower LOL?

One of the few? ...
By: superhamzah85. on 25 May 12, 20:13:15
One of the few? things that literally does have an 'astronomical' cost. PS: No one annoy me about astronomy being separate from rockets. :(

sean lock at his ...
By: theepicsupreme. on 25 May 12, 18:18:36
sean lock at his friggin? best

Yea I know. Money ...
By: Kinjamaimai. on 25 May 12, 17:55:53
Yea I know. Money corrupts everything. My country (Sweden) which historically has been spared this is now seeing baby steps in? that area. I am a bit worried about the next 20 years or so...

Thanks. I ...
By: MrBrachiatingApe. on 25 May 12, 15:19:24
Thanks. I appreciate it. Part of the problem is that many Americans are? unaware of how radical-right they are, by global (or at least European) standards. Most of these people are kind as individuals--yet when it comes to politics, they can't see the consequences of their beliefs (or votes,) and thus vote for things they'd never personally do. Another part of the problem: our government is increasingly unresponsive to voters, taking its cues instead from moneyed interests.

It was pretty cool ...
By: ThePoonerBooner. on 24 May 12, 12:01:16
It was pretty cool when they said people can lick their elbow. I always knew I wasn't the only one.?

Let me give you a ...
By: Kinjamaimai. on 23 May 12, 20:23:42
Let me give you a pat on the shoulder and assure you: We (europeans) know a lot of Americans are sensible, rational and kind people.?

25% = percentage? ...
By: olliberry. on 21 May 12, 11:51:42
25% = percentage? of people who watch TOWIE.

i didnt get? the ...
By: abrelosojo. on 21 May 12, 01:32:16
i didnt get? the bit at the end about swimming baths. all i know is ive made chlorine gas and it smelt exactly like the swimming baths

They work for an ...
By: sob12121. on 20 May 12, 16:34:27
They work for an estate? agent

Sean Lock used the ...
By: sob12121. on 20 May 12, 15:59:15
Sean Lock used the perfect example of? game theory.

You got 39 thumbs ...
By: andyrooney12. on 20 May 12, 12:14:01
You got 39 thumbs up in 3 weeks...is XKCD something major I haven't heard? of?

The space race was ...
By: LLOYD19851012. on 20 May 12, 12:05:45
The space race was between Germany and Russia. Germany got to the Moon first. All the rockets used to get to the Moon and? NASA was created by German scientists.

"That´s not? a ...
By: OxygenChrist. on 19 May 12, 23:00:57
"That´s not? a fruit!" OMG, cracked me upp totally!

Sean actually makes ...
By: OxygenChrist. on 19 May 12, 22:39:52
Sean actually makes a good point on the whole "there is no such thing as fish". The key is in what you mean by "is". In the brute, real, immediate world, there is? nu such thing. But int the world of the mind and our concepts, there is. Just the way there is justice, team spirit, relations and (some would say) distance, there is fish.

i think its "they ...
By: flubberchunk. on 19 May 12, 01:47:58
i think its "they work for estate agents " in response to the question "how can you? tell when someones lying"

transcribed audio ...
By: 7382932. on 19 May 12, 00:04:20
transcribed audio at 36:20 somehow manages to? turn the words " no its just an observation " into " diarrhea insisted on foot " =/!!

Can anyone tell me ...
By: fabledpilgrim. on 18 May 12, 02:56:11
Can anyone tell me what Alan said at at 36:10? For some reason I can't seem to tell what he's? saying.

$QI revelation about \"The History of England\"$

QI revelation about "The History of England"
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From the excellent and informative quiz QI

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I find it both ...
By: Trentest0. on 10 May 12, 12:10:44
I find it both hilarious and pathetic that people still? hate each other because of the spit of land they live on.

I give a crap. I ...
By: kargwain187. on 17 Apr 12, 04:55:06
I give a crap. I happen to like my country and culture. I also happen to dislike britains role in the murder of a million iraqis. When they stop killing people i? will arrive at "who gives a crap"

message? to ...
By: stiimuli. on 07 Apr 12, 21:58:48
message? to arbitrary rules nazis: This is a free public forum where discussions of any topic are not only allowed but encouraged. if you want a comment section where comments are screened or disallowed entirely visit the creationist and religious channels.

I argue the point.. ...
By: Boganvillar. on 27 Mar 12, 20:09:59
I argue the point.. that? it is infact OK to dominate the comment section with petty arguments.. What say you to that?

I'm Irish and I ...
By: Pazma1. on 19 Mar 12, 00:27:09
I'm Irish and I don't consider myself British, however, I do come from the British Isles. I think British Isles is just an easier way of saying "the islands off the West Coast of Europe" or easier than? saying "Atlantic Archipelago". You would think by now that it wouldn't be an issue, British, Irish, who gives a crap?

Oh, I wasn't joking ...
By: UnitedKingdomify. on 17 Mar 12, 13:12:23
Oh, I wasn't joking dude. lol A lot of Americans struggle with it. They're not alone. I wouldn't expect it to be common knowledge. I can't name the different regions in Germany.? Can only name about half the American States on a map with no text. Get over yourself with the nationalism stuff. The day you start making gross assertions about people based on user names is the day you leave the table of reason.

Ah, the standard ...
By: Gayboose. on 17 Mar 12, 06:45:37
Ah, the standard Americans-don't-understand joke. GG; do you? feel proud of yourself now? Nationalism's great, eh? Until it starves, enslaves, and decimates peoples.

You pedant! (That ...
By: Jems17. on 16 Mar 12, 19:20:27
You pedant! (That works a? lot better if you've seen Green Wing. Otherwise I just look like I'm attacking you).

If Sean's third ...
By: JimmySteller. on 12 Mar 12, 19:24:34
If Sean's third choice had appeared over the claxxons, I think he would have crapped himself out? of shock.

Long ass comments? ...
By: Kabitu1. on 20 Feb 12, 21:37:25
Long ass comments? up ahead!

S'all right dude. I ...
By: UnitedKingdomify. on 03 Feb 12, 03:37:45
S'all right dude. I like pedantry. =) But I already know all that. S'the most obvious thing in the world, at least to anyone from the UK. Americans seem to have trouble with it. You should really copy your comment, and post it to naryanr. I tried explaining here to him, months ago, that you don't have to be born in "geographical Britain" to be? a British citizen - to be British. But he refuses to believe that anyone born outside of the island of Britain is or can be British. Meh.

Northern Irish are ...
By: soundslave. on 02 Feb 12, 15:43:19
Northern Irish are Brits and Irish. It's? actually correct for a person to say they're both. From a geographical perspective though, Northern Ireland is not part of Britain, as Britain only includes England, Scotland and Wales (and places like the Isle of Man, etc). Whereas the United Kingdom is Britain and Northern Ireland. But that's just me being pedantic.

That? so huh. * ...
By: CruelLatitude. on 12 Jan 12, 21:58:29
That? so huh. *major eye-roll*

idiot..? people can ...
By: LoluskPoo. on 12 Jan 12, 15:52:27
idiot..? people can do what they want

Message to all ...
By: Rdburnzy. on 10 Jan 12, 22:59:20
Message to all Arseholes: It's not ok to dominate the comments section with your petty arguments, do? it through private messages.

He should check out ...
By: UnitedKingdomify. on 07 Jan 12, 05:56:52
He should check out the page: What is British citizenship? Then: Who already has British citizenship? Then: Who is a British overseas territories citizen? (To correct himself on the citizenship of Gibraltarians and Falklanders). Meh ha. He should just then apply for Irish citizenship, I'm pretty sure the? Irish government extends a welcome to all Northern Irish applicants as per their agreement with the British.

You guys? still at ...
By: UnitedKingdomify. on 07 Jan 12, 05:51:43
You guys? still at it? People from Northern Ireland, part of the United Kingdom, are British citizens. naryanr is just a complete frcikin' idiot he doesn't even know he's a British citizen. He should check the Home Office website for information on British citizenship. That is if they give him access to a computer before his meds are due.

That wasn't my ...
By: Ionlyfearphobophobia. on 06 Jan 12, 17:50:56
That wasn't my question. Is there mass disagreement on? the name of the British isles? Yes or no. Wait a minute, your saying there isn't any disagreement on Ireland being British? You live in NI for fuck sake. You can't honestly be telling me all the Irish people in NI you know dont think that NI is? British?

Again you ask ...
By: naryanr. on 06 Jan 12, 16:05:12
Again you ask irrelevant questions. That's NOT? the point. The point is, is there mass disagreement on Ireland being British? The answer is NO. It's name is irrelevant here. Some people think it's not the name because it's not representative of what it is, and *almost all* the people who think the name IS OK, say so because the phrase "The British Isles" doesn't make you "British" anyway. You can change the subject all you want but it'll not get you anywhere.

Is there mass ...
By: Ionlyfearphobophobia. on 06 Jan 12, 15:57:46
Is there mass disagreement on? the name of the British isles? Yes or no.

Yeah you made it up ...
By: naryanr. on 06 Jan 12, 14:47:00
Yeah you made it up because you can't stand the idea of being wrong. You're the first person I've ever heard say something as stupid as Ireland is British, and most of my friends live in England. But I see from your desperately weak, cornered offensive stance? that you've truly exhausted your intellect bank on this one. Not good for much other than insults any more, and even the insults are second rate.

....... It's not ...
By: Ionlyfearphobophobia. on 06 Jan 12, 14:37:31
....... It's not controversial! SO THERE ISN'T MASS DISAGREEMENT? ON THIS? Your either one of two things, a bigot, or just a fucking idiot.

You're not British ...
By: naryanr. on 06 Jan 12, 09:39:14
You're not British man, our argument's essentially over and he's wrong he just won't admit it. He's pushing for "agree to disagree". You're not British legally, politically or geographically. His own queen and government couldn't call you? British even if you asked them to.

It is NOT ...
By: naryanr. on 06 Jan 12, 09:31:46
It is NOT controversial. You've found this one life line and you're clinging to it because there's no other possible say you could even hope to stalemate on this argument, whereas in reality there is NO controversy. You've MADE IT UP on the? basis that you don't like the idea of the Irish not being British. I know the meaning of the word "geographically" and the word "politically" and Ireland is OFFICIALLY British in NEITHER WAY. FACT. This is becoming pathetic.

... N/S Korea are ...
By: Ionlyfearphobophobia. on 05 Jan 12, 22:28:03
... N/S Korea are Korea, GEOGRAPHICALLY. And that? one isn't controversial. I really dont mean to insult you, but i really think you have a problem in differentiating. As well as geographically and politically, you dont seem to understand the difference between fact and opinion. Fact; Noun; A thing that is known or proved to be true. Opinion; Noun; A view or judgement formed about something, not necessarily based on fact or knowledge. If it is a fact, why is it controversial?

How do you defend yourself against an alligator? - Qi - BBC
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What object would you chose to defend yourself from an Alligator attack between a paperclip, an alligator clip, or a rubber band? Find out in this hilarious comedy clip from BBC worldwide.

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I used a fishing ...
By: wayne mann. on 27 May 12, 14:53:48
I used a fishing pole...Check out "I think were done fishing" on YouTube.......Gator walks up to? us while we were fishing LOL... Watch what happens in the end.....

ALL you'd have to? ...
By: Priosenne. on 08 May 12, 17:57:04
ALL you'd have to? do.

If you get a thick ...
By: MrCrushus. on 07 May 12, 04:22:39
If you get a thick elastic band, it? wont break through.

The jaws might be? ...
By: TheAtheistAussie. on 02 May 12, 12:12:29
The jaws might be? weak to open but they could still break through a rubber band.

But what? if it ...
By: PsychoticSnake. on 28 Apr 12, 22:34:58
But what? if it gets frisky? I'm not into that kind of thing.

Should I get a grip ...
By: lakeviewviking. on 25 Apr 12, 23:08:46
Should I get a grip on an alligator? I am from the "swamps of New Orleans", after? all!

If I ever discover? ...
By: chattyw87. on 23 Apr 12, 12:19:47
If I ever discover? a bird in an everglade I would call it the rubberband bird. Just so I could tell Stephen "A HA! theres an Rubberband Bird in the everglade!"

yeah? that's likely ...
By: EXetoC. on 23 Apr 12, 11:45:02
yeah? that's likely :p

Err...? It's ...
By: WHNorthcote. on 22 Apr 12, 11:37:00
Err...? It's comedy. Get a grip.

"The swamps of New? ...
By: lakeviewviking. on 21 Apr 12, 16:24:03
"The swamps of New? Orleans"? N.O. is a city...they're not walking around the streets...if you're out in the boonies, though, you'll see them.

i worked this out ...
By: herbaholic18. on 17 Apr 12, 11:13:50
i worked this out before they even said it hahah the shit some ppl have come up with below? is classic

put the elastic ...
By: herbaholic18. on 17 Apr 12, 11:12:18
put the elastic band over its nose?

Is that a challenge ...
By: noreasonforaccount. on 16 Apr 12, 14:04:37
Is that a challenge??

Ok? then, punch a ...
By: FutureAbe. on 16 Apr 12, 01:55:59
Ok? then, punch a shark in its nose.

My advice is? DO ...
By: samsungmartiHKM. on 15 Apr 12, 15:25:01
My advice is? DO NOT fight the alligator, just let it have its way with you.

No, the nose is ...
By: noreasonforaccount. on 15 Apr 12, 13:55:33
No, the nose is it's nerve centre, and most sensitive part. Hitting it in the eye more likely will infuriate it? more than properly disorientate it.

I punch it in the ...
By: Makron5. on 09 Apr 12, 03:53:07
I punch it in the mouth, then again I am a master of Shaolin Kung Fu and I'm an expert in Shark Combat. I do not recommend punching a shark in the mouth unless you can hone your Ki to displace water as? if it were air when you are moving through it.

you dont punch a ...
By: FutureAbe. on 08 Apr 12, 12:37:23
you dont punch a shark on the nose, you? fucking moron. Its jaws is right under there!! you are meant to punch it in its eye!!!! get your facts straight!!!!!!!

yeah and i was? ...
By: XlightninX. on 03 Apr 12, 16:27:22
yeah and i was? agreeing with you.

Hence me saying ' ...
By: TheTilly. on 03 Apr 12, 07:35:33
Hence me saying 'roughly the same' not 'croc jaws are stronger'. They are about the same pressure with opening. Closing, is a different? matter.

i'd sooner say it's ...
By: XlightninX. on 03 Apr 12, 05:34:05
i'd sooner say it's even weaker cuz i mean if you look at? both their jaws the alligators' look quite a bit stronger... though those may just be for more closing power.

No. You can do? ...
By: TheTilly. on 03 Apr 12, 03:26:21
No. You can do? that with a croc as well. Their jaw pressure opening is roughly the same as an alligator.

LOL he was stung? ...
By: MoonBurgle. on 28 Mar 12, 11:26:25
LOL he was stung? by a poisonous Ray. it's barbed tail pierced his heart.

alligator you can ...
By: reid300. on 26 Mar 12, 21:40:17
alligator you can hold closed... not a? croc. rip crocodile hunter

steven was ...
By: jpjpd. on 24 Mar 12, 09:48:56
steven was delightfully sarcastic? here :)

How many senses do you have? - Qi - BBC
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Not forgetting that the most obvious answer is nearly always wrong in this panel show, the guests are asked to answer this ostensibly simple question with hilarious banter. Comedy genius from BBC Worldwide.

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My fav? sense is ...
By: MedicalCannabisSpain. on 11 May 12, 00:45:29
My fav? sense is sinsemilla

i got 12, Smell(who ...
By: beansterman1998. on 09 Apr 12, 22:55:10
i got 12, Smell(who just farted), Hearing, Sight, Touch, Taste, Temprature,? Pain, Rhythm, Humor, Proprioception, Balance? and Common Sense.

and the? best sense ...
By: InebriatedEd. on 08 Apr 12, 19:54:50
and the? best sense of course, the sense of humour!

"Then why did they ...
By: ColemanMulkerin. on 27 Mar 12, 05:45:56
"Then why did they teach me that there were five?" It's a sad fact about education, but many things that you learn in grade school are wrong. One good example that I know of is that there is no distinct regions of the? tongue for tasting different things like "sweetness" and "bitterness"

*qeue the? ...
By: GeeekOut. on 22 Mar 12, 13:16:49
*qeue the? Animaniacs senses song*

HAHAHA!? Below
By: yogcast56. on 18 Mar 12, 00:39:55
HAHAHA!? Below

Anyone else hear ...
By: Darkimmort4l. on 06 Mar 12, 21:45:28
Anyone else hear the fart? at 1:53?

To quote a ...
By: IaCthulhuFthagn. on 04 Mar 12, 07:08:45
To quote a character in the second part of the best movie series ever: The four elements, like man alone,? are weak. But together they form the strong fifth element: Boron.

touching isn't ...
By: TomValedro. on 03 Mar 12, 23:12:44
touching isn't really a sense, feeling? is a sense.

How did the lawn ...
By: Turretian. on 27 Feb 12, 16:06:47
How did the lawn mowing g--- Oh, I? see...

Well... No, not ...
By: bobjob777. on 23 Feb 12, 22:59:34
Well... No, not really. It very much depends on your definition of a sense, but there are still 9 minimum. Different senses are controlled by different receptors. For example. If you lost the 'touch' in your hand, you could? still feel temperature and pain. With regards to the second point, this is only because many senses are connected. The nose and mouth are connected via the back of your throat, when you get an ear infection, your balance is off, etc.

I can't believe ...
By: bigglyguy. on 23 Feb 12, 22:03:49
I can't believe humor program missed.. your? SENSE of HUMOR! OK, it's an English program, so humour.

I'd argue that most ...
By: GoblinXXX. on 16 Feb 12, 08:00:02
I'd argue that most of the body-awareness stuff (knowing the position of your hands, pain, balance, awareness of hunger, etc) are touch, but a strong case can be made that smell and taste are actually the same sense. A friend of mine lost his sense of smell using a zinc-based nasal spray, and now can't taste at? all. And snakes and lizards flick out their tongues to "taste the air" as part of their smell.

Try riding bareback ...
By: GoblinXXX. on 16 Feb 12, 07:54:58
Try riding bareback.?

Sort of, but? it ...
By: ChipArgyle. on 16 Feb 12, 04:24:29
Sort of, but? it doesn't tingle as much. I kind of wish it did though.

Is horse sense ...
By: GoblinXXX. on 16 Feb 12, 03:29:40
Is horse sense anything like Peter Parker's? spider sense?

I only have? two ...
By: ChipArgyle. on 13 Feb 12, 09:12:53
I only have? two senses: horse and common.

that's too painful? ...
By: braveheart1989. on 11 Feb 12, 16:17:21
that's too painful? to even think about. ouch

; Technically yes, ...
By: dontwantnochannel. on 10 Feb 12, 20:45:42
; Technically yes, but there? are different receptors for those, so practically no.

A rugby player took ...
By: philthy122. on 10 Feb 12, 11:44:47
A rugby player took a hard tackle and went down in a heap dislocating his hip. Coach came on and quickly popped the joint back into place; the guy screamed so hard he ripped his vocal cords. At the hospital they discovered that during the dislocation? one of his testicles had been drawn up into the joint during the dislocation and when the coach popped his leg back into place the testicle was squashed.

Sensing heat IS ...
By: omfgstfuandgtfo. on 09 Feb 12, 17:02:50
Sensing heat IS touch.? Heat is just the vibrations of molecules, so when something is hot the air molecules around it vibrate, and when you put your hand near the object you can feel the hot air because its touching your hand.

I think you see ...
By: TheJimmyNewc. on 08 Feb 12, 02:58:44
I think you see and? touch your balance to a significant extent.

Nope. Do you touch ...
By: uiruu. on 07 Feb 12, 23:31:00
Nope. Do you touch your balance? Taste? it? Hear it? See it? Smell it? Surely you don't smell your balance.

Hey, thanks for the ...
By: TheDeathtacle. on 07 Feb 12, 07:49:40
Hey, thanks for the recommendation. :-)?

Stephen Fry loses it on QI
Posted by: yexom1

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Stephen Fry loses it on QI

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I? laughed so hard ...
By: Herebedragons991. on 26 May 12, 20:30:55
I? laughed so hard I cried.

i still dont get ...
By: noxiousnirvana. on 25 May 12, 20:40:29
i still dont get what they say about the acropolis where the parthenon is ... straight lines? ... huh

He should? be.
By: beeniefide. on 25 May 12, 16:10:21
He should? be.

not sired yet, but ...
By: saveusmilkboy. on 25 May 12, 09:45:18
not sired yet, but surely there is a petition? going on.

fight fight? fight! ...
By: JamesHetfieldIsGod. on 24 May 12, 19:20:53
fight fight? fight! love bill bailey lolol

Good for you. I? ...
By: beeniefide. on 23 May 12, 16:31:39
Good for you. I? second everything you said.

I am as straight as ...
By: scrumdownscott. on 23 May 12, 16:07:51
I am as straight as they come (male), and i recon that Stephen Fry is amazing. His contibution to British comedy over the years is a mammoth acheivement and has kept me? smiling for years. WHAT A TALLENT, WHO CARES ABOUT HIS SEXUALLITY!

are you? very? big ...
By: xbfalcon351coupe. on 23 May 12, 07:04:51
are you? very? big of you to admit it.

"Thank God I wore ...
By: TheCGIMaster. on 22 May 12, 22:08:15
"Thank God I wore my Corset, because I think my sides? just split" XD

Haha, that was? ...
By: CrossboneSRB. on 22 May 12, 10:39:43
Haha, that was? genius!

In Greece,? until ...
By: spitharoo. on 19 May 12, 13:35:55
In Greece,? until the Germans take it as part payment for their loan.

Stephan is Awesome ...
By: 1mimali. on 19 May 12, 09:57:26
Stephan is Awesome ?

I wonder where? the ...
By: ILiveForScience. on 17 May 12, 23:00:41
I wonder where? the Parthenon is...

Ditto! What A Top ...
By: Johnnie Hirst. on 16 May 12, 20:45:25
Ditto! What A Top guy? He Is. He's Posh But He's So Funny Yet Insightful

i? love stephen fry
By: bigbertha41. on 15 May 12, 21:06:58
i? love stephen fry

Stephen Fry ...
By: iOnlySignIn. on 09 May 12, 03:27:28
Stephen Fry stuttering is funny because of how inhumanly articulate he? usually is.

"No, please! My ...
By: oldfilmbuff7. on 08 May 12, 05:20:48
"No, please! My tummy? hurts!"

QI is definitely ...
By: urethaneguy. on 07 May 12, 05:38:37
QI is definitely one of the funniest shows on TV. Not always *this* funny, but a bloody good watch! So much better than the contrived sitcom stuff about? the place because nobody's ever quite sure where it's headed. Get a bunch of clever funny people in a room and ask them loaded questions - how stunningly simple. I think America could do with it's own version. There's enough depth on the bench.

I had to? stop the ...
By: Comjuke. on 07 May 12, 00:19:21
I had to? stop the video so I could breath I was laughing so hard XD

I agree with both ...
By: Back2Goodtimes. on 05 May 12, 18:46:25
I agree with both comments, as to which I? am very much like Stephen Fry, (just nowhere near a smartly cleaver). but it's truly... If you do have a problem with that then, kindly f*ck off in that general direction (somewhere over there, *directs with foot* like Billy Connolly).

NOPE.... NOPE...? ...
By: Back2Goodtimes. on 05 May 12, 18:42:31
NOPE.... NOPE...? NOPE...

Because, it's not ...
By: Back2Goodtimes. on 05 May 12, 18:42:01
Because, it's not his actual laugh.?

Nice, didn't think ...
By: CokneyStudios. on 05 May 12, 15:10:03
Nice, didn't think of? that one :D

There's always one. ...
By: beeniefide. on 05 May 12, 14:23:48
There's always one. I understand this, but the operative word used in enigma19833's comment was "gay", so therefore in order to deal with the? trolling, this was the only way to effectively wipe my hands clean of enigma19833's immaturity. :)

Well he says he's ...
By: CokneyStudios. on 05 May 12, 11:24:43
Well he says he's not gay,? nor hetrosexual

QI - Rabbits
Posted by: Akfilm92

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The QI panel is talking about rabbits in the "Eating" episode from the E series, where the question is: What happens if you eat nothing but rabbit? This is simply one of my favourite QI moments, and I do reckon that many of you agree. If I was to choose clips for a QI "Hall of Fame list" I'd certainly include this one on the very top. I do not own the rights to the clips. BBC© 2007

Related: qi, 2007, bbc, eating, rabbits, series, stephen, fry, alan, davies, johnny, vegas, phill, jupitus, jimmy, carr

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3 people only? eat ...
By: YisGoodman. on 21 Apr 12, 22:34:02
3 people only? eat rabbit

*BANG* SPINACH 8D ...
By: xXguitardude9Xx. on 31 Mar 12, 10:18:32
*BANG* SPINACH 8D *alarm? sounds* ._.

DID HE??!?!?!?!? ...
By: evilazulan. on 14 Mar 12, 12:41:20
DID HE??!?!?!?!? Perhaps he's trying to kill you... hehehe

For Britain, the ...
By: WessValor. on 02 Mar 12, 22:31:35
For Britain, the day Rabbits? were introduced to its land? was the most important day of its history. For Alan, it was Tuesday.

I really need to ...
By: JallenMeodia. on 22 Feb 12, 20:04:20
I really need to stop watching? Qi when I'm drinking, it just goes over the keyboard.

The short answer to ...
By: Godsmasherbot. on 11 Dec 11, 17:25:55
The short answer to that is no. The long answer to that is? fuck no. Stephen fry. Legend.

Thursday, the 19th ...
By: slightlyinsaneFTW. on 29 Oct 11, 19:03:44
Thursday, the 19th century. What? an accurate date...

"The long answer is ...
By: Johny40Se7en. on 18 Oct 11, 09:41:25
"The long answer is f**k no"? hahaha =P Poor rabbits haha =)

never get? tired of ...
By: lammergeierspace. on 06 Oct 11, 10:56:10
never get? tired of phill laughing XD

Didn't you? guys ...
By: Seydaschu. on 28 Sep 11, 02:48:37
Didn't you? guys notice that Watership Down reference near the beginning?

HI, if you enjoy ...
By: QuestionTimeAZ. on 13 Sep 11, 10:30:05
HI, if you enjoy quiz? shows ive started my own show on my Channel, where you the viewers are the contestants, Check it out

4:17 Johnny: " ...
By: JayRicci7891. on 05 Sep 11, 11:33:02
4:17 Johnny: "There's an Elephant in this? question!" Phill: "BWAHAHAHAHA!!" lol

quite possibly the ...
By: ThePassiveFist. on 25 Aug 11, 05:27:43
quite possibly the funniest segment of? qi i have ever seen. fucking gold.

fuck the simplest ...
By: seitenshow. on 14 Aug 11, 14:12:44
fuck the simplest of? subjects, who'd have thought it could instill so much comedic humor. Long live QI!

ELEPHANTS!?
By: Genktarov. on 07 Aug 11, 05:24:59
ELEPHANTS!?

Jimmy is? so sexy, ...
By: 0edipussy. on 28 Jul 11, 20:43:11
Jimmy is? so sexy, urgnf ?

'The short answer ...
By: AuroraDove. on 25 Jul 11, 20:38:12
'The short answer to? that is no... The long answer is Fuck no' LOL, Stephen Fry is amazing

Johnny? Vegas is so ...
By: BS4Tactful. on 24 Jul 11, 17:10:19
Johnny? Vegas is so fucking annoying.

"Short answer no, ...
By: kimyman. on 21 Jul 11, 07:25:07
"Short answer no, long answer FUCK? no." Aw I love Stephen Fry!

Same?
By: him050. on 30 Jun 11, 17:59:34
Same?

Stephen's line, " ...
By: DrThunder88. on 25 Jun 11, 08:17:43
Stephen's line, "You're picking on me and I won't? have it!" has entered my usual lexicon thanks to this clip.

"Were the rabbits ...
By: ThatRandomThing. on 17 Jun 11, 04:14:09
"Were the rabbits cursed?" *pause* Phil:? BWAHAHAHAHA love that :D

Oh good lord, that ...
By: Crazyivan777. on 10 Jun 11, 20:14:41
Oh good lord, that line had me? ROLLING!

QI - Christmas, Christianity and Mithras
Posted by: BlissfulKnowledge

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I too have to stop and wonder "Is there any chance that this was just a ~MASSIVE~ coincidence?" I'd have to say that my answer is no.

Related: qi, steven, fry, alan, davies, christianity, roman, atheism, religion, jesus, christmas, mithra, richard, dawkins, myth

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Did anyone ever? ...
By: cannypal. on 20 May 12, 11:17:56
Did anyone ever? notice the link between the rules in the Egyptian "Book of the Dead" and the 10 Commandments? I mean, it looks like they just picked their 10 favorite, and then "discovered" them on a rock when they escaped slavery.

As much as I love ...
By: thompsond55. on 19 May 12, 17:30:58
As much as I love Stephen Fry and QI I have to state that his knowledge of Mithraism is very off and far from the truth. There is no evidence Mithras ever had 12 followers (he never taught nor travelled) nor was he born from a virgin, he was born? from a rock holding a dagger and a torch. Oceanus and Saturnus were present at his birth not wise men and he certainly wasn't born on the 25th of december. he slayed a bull before going to heaven and ertainly did not die for sins.

nothing? he's a cunt
By: crazymuffin222. on 09 May 12, 02:18:32
nothing? he's a cunt

Mithras should? sue ...
By: shotta0121. on 07 May 12, 23:18:54
Mithras should? sue Jesus for plagiarism.

Ha, I think you ...
By: PaladinHero. on 05 May 12, 08:43:17
Ha, I think you may? be right on all accounts! In the following weeks after I posted that I did some digging and couldn't find any concrete legit connection between Mithras and Jesus/Xianity. It sorta disappoints me but I've found that's often how Truth is found. As for Strobel, I guess even a broken clock is right twice a day.

There are none. ...
By: 1SapereAude1. on 05 May 12, 01:38:44
There are none. Just because religious fanatics like Strobel are wrong most of the time doesn't mean they are wrong all of the time. In this particular case? Lee Strobel is actually right. It's mind boggling, I know. Creationists and fundamentalists can, occasionally, say things that are true. Please note that while this may sound like sarcasm it actually isn't ;)

What's wrong with? ...
By: JPA4889. on 01 May 12, 15:09:49
What's wrong with? "Jesus's"??

Personally i do not ...
By: stephanosmixail. on 30 Apr 12, 15:54:43
Personally i do not know much about mithraism or any other non-Hellenic polytheist religions.I only know about Hellenic polytheism.And in the orthodox church there r exact copies of ancient festivals like easter,christmas and so on,i do not? know if these rituals apply in other christian religions,and because i am not sure i cant say anything.Something that dipleased the church is that first christians abolished slavery,lived in communes and nobody had any money,something like a communist comune

But there is no ...
By: JPA4889. on 30 Apr 12, 14:29:49
But there is no evidence that ancient Mithraism had the aspects of virgin birth etc until much, much later - possibly not before those aspects existed in Christianity. The canon of scripture which was arrived at by the church comprised those texts which were already considered authoritative throughout the Christian congregations - they did not outlaw any text which was already in universal use. The canon was a "confirmation" rather than a "decree". It? was not on the basis of what they "liked"

roman mithraism is ...
By: stephanosmixail. on 30 Apr 12, 09:07:49
roman mithraism is new but persian mithraism is much older.As for the bible until the 5th century we have a vast number of bibles but in the 5th century the church outlawed most of them and created the so? called new testimony out of the 4 gospels they ''liked'',the rest were deamed heretical and were called the apocryphal gospels

What? Where do you ...
By: JPA4889. on 28 Apr 12, 20:43:02
What? Where do you get the idea that the Bible was written in the 5th century? The oldest new testament documents actually date to the? 2nd century, and there is no evidence that Mithraism actually had similarities with Christianity until after that time. It is possible that Mithraism adopted apects of Christianity rather than the other way round.

u r wrong because ...
By: stephanosmixail. on 28 Apr 12, 11:30:43
u r wrong because the ancient greeks wrote everything down,they were so many historians that many they conflict between them.I am talking about the late hellenistic period and? the early roman period.An example is that ptolemaic dynasty recorded everything from all the world and stored it in the serapeium(alexandreia library),they even traslated the old testimony(terribly wrong translation).Unfortunatelly the christians burnt it down.....

1. Yes there is 2. ...
By: alienraven. on 28 Apr 12, 10:20:02
1. Yes there is 2. remember Jesus was'nt hugely famous in his own? time, his ministry only lasted a few years so Roman Scholers writing at the time would likely never of heard of him.

strawman ahoy!!?
By: alienraven. on 28 Apr 12, 09:53:43
strawman ahoy!!?

JARheadmix said "so ...
By: alienraven. on 28 Apr 12, 09:50:32
JARheadmix said "so they didint get it wrong really," um yes they did thats the point my above post all the similararites they listed were nonsence. JARheadmix said "they wouldnt say anything that wasnt? entirely true or the show is flawed." yes because QI has never made? factual mistakes before, oh wait yes they have.

thats your evidence ...
By: JARheadmix. on 27 Apr 12, 19:00:46
thats your evidence that christians dont believe in a god that was originally? called mithras?!? i dont really understand so, cool. well, all im saying is the christian religion evolved from other religions. so they didint get it wrong really, they wouldnt say anything that wasnt entirely true or the show is flawed..

I never said you ...
By: KeithD194. on 27 Apr 12, 14:54:16
I never said you criticized anything and Im not being defensive. Whether the US embassy is bigger than Vatican is completely irrelevant you seem to be struggling with the point. You mentioned hoarding money, again I say that all priests, nuns,? cardinals etc profess a "vow of poverty", this is a complete fallacy. Also there have countless instances of misappropriation of funds and the "vow of secrecy" is then played. The story of Mithras and Jesus are quite similar is the point of the video.

I wasn't ...
By: SecondFromSeven. on 27 Apr 12, 14:39:59
I wasn't criticizing anything you said about the beginning of Christianity? in my last post. I was criticizing that fact that you brought up the Church's wealth hundreds of years later. I am not trying to be hostile or self-serving, so please stop being so defensive. The American Embassy in Iraq, recently constructed for a ridiculous sum of money, is bigger than the Vatican. What the Church has, has been donated and is used well. This isn't the original source of the dispute, so I am finished.

You first iterated ...
By: KeithD194. on 27 Apr 12, 13:22:36
You first iterated the the beginning of Mitraism so it was obvious to discuss the beginning of Christianity, but now you want to forget about that. You are quite self serving in what aspects you wish to bring up and then forget as irrelevant. Secondly, yes you can be said to be "hoarding your money". Have you seen the Vatican. The pope? apparently takes a "vow of poverty", his lifestyle is anything but poverty. The Church also does not have to account for the billions pumped into it every year.

"Mithra died and ...
By: alienraven. on 27 Apr 12, 13:14:43
"Mithra died and was resurrected". This is another case where there is simply no evidence of such a belief in either early Roman Mithraism or its Persian counterpart.Some 18th 19th and early 20th century sources drew all sorts of wild parallels to Jesus but none of this has stood up to the more critical look at the evidence given in the last half century. (notice in the clip? They talk of a book written back in 1911.)

"Mithra had twelve ...
By: alienraven. on 27 Apr 12, 13:09:03
"Mithra had twelve disciples." There is absolutely no basis for this assertion. The argument is likely based on some Roman Mithraic? iconography where the depiction of Mithras is surrounded by depictions of 12 other figures. Probably the signs of the zodiac

"Mithras? was born ...
By: alienraven. on 27 Apr 12, 13:04:46
"Mithras? was born of a virgin" um no acording to the roman legend Mithras was born out of a rock (yes you could say that a rock would technicly be a virgin but still) "Mithras was born on December 25." As with Christianity, Roman Mithraism became associated with the December 25 date long after its founding. For Roman Mithraism, this occurred as Mithras was conflated with the Roman cult of Sol Invictus. continued...

We are not talking ...
By: SecondFromSeven. on 27 Apr 12, 13:02:10
We are not talking about what happened to it hundreds? of years later. We were discussing the early Christians. And the Church can hardly be said to hoard its money as we fund hundreds of hospitals, orphanages, etc world wide, helping millions of people, believers and non-believers alike. Anyway, we are clearly at an impasse, so I won't continue to argue. We will follow our own paths. Have a good one.

...and went on to ...
By: KeithD194. on 27 Apr 12, 12:45:07
...and went on to become amongst the wealthiest organisations in the? world. I have done my research so good luck with yours. Perhaps you should complete your research before you criticize the evidence which is at this stage indisputable. But yes I agree, strangers on the internet are not credible sources, particularly those who are not confident or have not completed their research. Good luck with it.

So powerful they ...
By: SecondFromSeven. on 27 Apr 12, 12:11:51
So powerful they were persecuted and killed for their belief for years to come...And there is denying that. I have actually just purchased another book on? such topics, so my research is ongoing. I will use those as sources, because frankly, strangers on youtube are not credible sources.

QI - Environmental Damage (4x10)
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From the episode of the missing Alan! (Also known as the Divination episode of series D). The question is about the person who has single-handedly caused the most damage to the environment.

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No, I'm saying that ...
By: Kulgur. on 10 Apr 12, 14:46:25
No, I'm saying that the US produces 18% of all carbon emitions, rather than 53%. You should really read my original post, it spells it all out? quite clearly.

who cares about ...
By: gerbenvanessen. on 10 Apr 12, 07:31:04
who cares about having big pollute-mobiles if all other consumer apliances and products you use are either produced in china and? other south east asian countries or by prison-slaves is what yer saying?

worst inventor ever ...
By: trisnjok. on 24 Jan 12, 13:59:27
worst inventor ever... google how he died... strangled by his own invention, the bastard... karma is a? bitch...

i went asked my ...
By: Daleksaresupreme1. on 15 Dec 11, 16:57:52
i went asked my teacher about it and it terns out that i wasn't lisening properly and it was actually 53% of carbon emitions from the continent of north America?

I'm sorry for ...
By: Kulgur. on 15 Dec 11, 13:24:03
I'm sorry for responding to a three month old comment, but I thought I'd leave it here for future readers: According to wikipedia, the US is responsible for about 18% of all carbon emissions. China for 23%. Pretty bad, but? even combined they don't outpollute every one else.

I think he had kids ...
By: luckiestbastard. on 18 Oct 11, 19:41:57
I think he had kids already - if you had kids you're ineligible... unless your stupidity kills or sterilises? them as well, I guess.

i was told in a ...
By: Daleksaresupreme1. on 02 Sep 11, 17:33:26
i was told in a geography lesson that the US is producing 53% of all carbon? emitions, is this true?

"Why didn't he just ...
By: Zakerandsaisu. on 28 Jul 11, 18:03:57
"Why didn't he just cut out the middleman? and kill babies with hammers?" Best quote ever (in context.)

Wouldn't this guy ...
By: jonimaher. on 15 Jul 11, 08:20:32
Wouldn't this guy be a good candidate for that site which? lists people who take themselves out of the gene pool by dying in stupid ways? "Strangled by harness getting out of bed.." sounds kinky.

LOVING stephen's? ...
By: spielme. on 08 Jul 11, 13:13:07
LOVING stephen's? impression of the klaxon....bit saucy....

This man ...
By: Swiftbollocks. on 26 Jun 11, 15:07:21
This man personifies? "EPIC FAIL"

I love the end ...
By: joshopsho. on 26 Jun 11, 02:01:08
I love the end where Jonny comes up with a joke that Stephen ruins spectacularly for him; 'Yes we were all? thinking of it Jonny, shut-up'

'He took out the? ...
By: lilacwinteraire. on 31 May 11, 05:39:59
'He took out the? middle man and just started smashing babies with hammers!'

YIKES? !!!!
By: jaredknightcom. on 01 May 11, 16:41:11
YIKES? !!!!

The Iraqi birth ...
By: soylentgreenb. on 15 Apr 11, 20:31:15
The Iraqi birth defects couldn't be caused by oil fires burning uncontrolled for months, blackening the sky with cancerous crap. It couldn't possibly be from bombing chemical weapon? stores. It couldn't conceivably have anything to do with the deliberate policy of blowing up water treatment plants, sanctioning everything required to rebuild and operate them, sanctioning medicines required to treat people and letting half a million iraqis die of preventable infectious disease.

Oh not the DU ...
By: soylentgreenb. on 15 Apr 11, 20:25:44
Oh not the DU rubbish again. DU isn't particularly more toxic than lead and is only used in CIWS anti-missile turrets and against hardened targets like tanks and bunkers. If you don't use DU against hardened targets you? use high explosives which mame and kill in a wide radius around the target. The average abundance of uranium in soil is 3 ppm(3 grams per metric tonne); it's already everywhere. Don't go into blown up tanks and hoover the place with your nose, you'll be fine.

I like? how the ...
By: ScooperGetHype. on 06 Apr 11, 00:50:57
I like? how the word "damage" neatly segues into the next topic "religion".

Newton, no physics, ...
By: innocent1252. on 25 Mar 11, 17:12:21
Newton, no physics, no cars, no power stations, etc.?

Ah, that's only ...
By: KingofStrawberries. on 17 Jan 11, 00:28:43
Ah, that's only countries.? He's caused damage to the planet, we have plenty of countries and people, we only have one Earth.

The united states ...
By: Conspiracy2Riot. on 19 Dec 10, 22:50:25
The united states uses depleted uranium. Seems to me it's a bigger deal than lead. All those Iraqi birth? defects are likely from that. We've used it all over Iraq, Aghanistan, during the Kosovo action....

Went to an Arsenal? ...
By: RyanLFC86. on 08 Nov 10, 00:03:55
Went to an Arsenal? match

alan's disembodied ...
By: ajmf35029. on 07 Nov 10, 22:51:05
alan's disembodied and echoing voice gives the impression that he's jesus.? would make sense, seeing as steven god-on-earth fry presents this show

Why's alan davies ...
By: glorymanunited18. on 31 Oct 10, 22:28:43
Why's alan davies not in? his chair???

Hitler! ?
By: seroyer2. on 10 Sep 10, 06:15:59
Hitler! ?

thomas? mighley
By: Nail360. on 04 Sep 10, 04:25:15
thomas? mighley

QI: Who created the theory of relativity? - BBC
Posted by: BBCWorldwide

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As much as the teams suspect the trap, someone will surely say Einstein...won't they? A classic funny video from the Quite Interesting panel show with Stephen Fry. Who do you think first created the theory of relativity? On this panel show, remember that your first answer isn't always the right one!

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Taaaaaaa.?
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Taaaaaaa.?

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30 second? ad on a ...
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what episode is ...
By: Eisando99. on 04 Apr 12, 21:28:28
what episode is this from? ?

He called himself? ...
By: lismcorb. on 03 Apr 12, 16:13:35
He called himself? frodo.he looks a lot like a hobbit lol..wasn't it max planck? man i didn't even thnk about galileo..lol

I think a good ...
By: ColemanMulkerin. on 27 Mar 12, 05:54:11
I think a good question along the same line would be: What did Einstein? win the Nobel prize for?

Sorry for the late ...
By: nakenmil. on 26 Mar 12, 00:35:02
Sorry for the late response - I just thought I'd add - for the sake of completeness - that Galileo did perform a? number of experiments before creating a theory of relativity. It might not have been substantial enough under today's standards, but at the time it was enough to throw Aristotle's ideas away.

Press 3? to see ...
By: MaroonBugUK. on 23 Mar 12, 21:50:14
Press 3? to see Dara's face slowly melt...

Yes.? :D
By: lawlerskaytes. on 18 Mar 12, 15:28:08
Yes.? :D

Yep!?
By: amber133. on 27 Feb 12, 10:11:52
Yep!?

not that hard of? a ...
By: gevelhet. on 26 Feb 12, 00:44:53
not that hard of? a question but i can see the doubt with einstein

Yeah . . . But ...
By: MrMelonMuffins. on 24 Feb 12, 23:48:07
Yeah . . . But Could He Make A? Good Pasta Sauce ??

Alan really is an ...
By: Astronaughty03. on 24 Feb 12, 10:00:09
Alan really is an odd kind? of genius.

Scientific theory ...
By: flammablezeus. on 22 Feb 12, 21:07:07
Scientific theory isn't like you or I just having a theory. When you refer to the theory of relativity, you're talking about scientific theory. As Fry said, Galileo had the idea first. Although I haven't done any research into? it, so perhaps Galileo did actually did invent the theory of relativity (despite Fry saying he simply had the idea first.)

They used the ...
By: SAMagic. on 21 Feb 12, 22:15:32
They used the scientific version of 'theory' fine didn't? they?

To be honest...? i ...
By: StonedBoo. on 18 Feb 12, 13:09:07
To be honest...? i would do the same.

could? he make a ...
By: NRC993. on 16 Feb 12, 14:17:32
could? he make a good pasta sauce? :P

he just did ...
By: NRC993. on 16 Feb 12, 14:16:55
he just did telescopes hahaha?

Misuse of the word? ...
By: flammablezeus. on 13 Feb 12, 21:12:25
Misuse of the word? theory on QI?

Heraclitus' view ...
By: nashertheatheist. on 13 Feb 12, 07:58:19
Heraclitus' view was that? "all entities move and nothing remains still", which could be seen as a precursor to the concept of relativity. However, it doesn't imply that there is no absolute frame of reference. Just that objects within space are on the move.

What about? ...
By: lakeb0dom. on 12 Feb 12, 22:54:43
What about? Heraclitus?

Fry and Davies have ...
By: darkcowboyhero. on 12 Feb 12, 13:05:11
Fry and Davies have such a great affection for? each other. You can see a genuine love from Fry for Davies

I love Fry's play ...
By: JimmySteller. on 09 Feb 12, 19:20:25
I love Fry's play at innocence around 0:09 .? He really is the only person who could be the host of this show, his character defines what QI represents.

I Before E Except After C - QI Series 8 Ep 14 Hocus Pocus Preview - BBC One
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More on this programme: www.bbc.co.uk Stephen tries to explain why the spelling rule 'I before E except after C' doesn't really work. Some guests have more trouble than others understanding his point!

Related: before, except, after, qi, hocus, pocus, bbc, one, comedy, spelling, stephen, fry, alan, davies, daniel, radcliffe, harry, potter, lee, mack, graham, norton, funny, hilarious

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Always? makes me ...
By: Genkai. on 02 May 12, 22:26:59
Always? makes me laugh. :)

ceiling!?
By: HarryKrak. on 28 Apr 12, 13:28:06
ceiling!?

Man that's kind of. ...
By: PandaGirl991. on 23 Apr 12, 19:20:58
Man that's kind of... weird.?

Feint.?
By: blondemario. on 12 Apr 12, 19:50:34
Feint.?

what? a troll
By: Ru1eBritann1a. on 18 Mar 12, 17:15:25
what? a troll

And? The Office!
By: CountGrasshopper. on 10 Mar 12, 23:06:15
And? The Office!

American media in ...
By: EnvoyOfFabulousness. on 06 Mar 12, 23:37:57
American media in general is complete shit, but America took Whose Line is it Anyway and made it 20x? funnier than it was. ;D

You did a lot of ...
By: GogglesRequired. on 21 Feb 12, 14:31:14
You did a lot of research didn't you? hehee :)

I? before E except ...
By: mszegedy. on 08 Feb 12, 00:03:07
I? before E except after C, and when sounding like A, as in neighbor and weigh, unless the word is of Latin origin or some other shit.

Species??
By: athull08. on 26 Jan 12, 20:30:10
Species??

i will only come? ...
By: somesandify. on 24 Jan 12, 02:13:39
i will only come? before e after c if you are to pronoun each vowel individually and not as as a whole. thumbs up if you're not a retard.

I am seeing your ...
By: athull08. on 18 Jan 12, 10:35:44
I am seeing your point?

thats weird?
By: crazychri1. on 18 Jan 12, 04:50:38
thats weird?

Lee Mack - the ...
By: Pokitaization. on 07 Jan 12, 18:44:09
Lee Mack - the master troll.?

cos? we're kool!
By: PCpwnConsole. on 05 Jan 12, 23:02:33
cos? we're kool!

What the? hell is ...
By: JJnnaatt. on 05 Jan 12, 13:11:10
What the? hell is gaddafi doing there?

why is comedy so ...
By: nizzelnook. on 05 Jan 12, 07:12:32
why is comedy so much better? in England than in America?

Good question.? The ...
By: blondemario. on 26 Dec 11, 21:11:15
Good question.? The answer? I haven't a clue

ahahaha? nice ...
By: EdgeHCHS. on 22 Dec 11, 04:22:07
ahahaha? nice comedian reference

I before E? except ...
By: TheDrombane. on 21 Dec 11, 18:36:32
I before E? except in Heineken :)

@ ...
By: Wonocva15. on 19 Dec 11, 10:00:23
@HeartlessConservativ Some people aren't a fan of shirts being so restricting. *Shrugs* I mean I? don't know what it is, the hair? The fact that it's the actor who plays Harry Potter? Do you say that to other guys who have hairy chests and have a shirt not completely concealing their upper-body skin? A bit of reason, that's all I ask.

Wouldn't it be more ...
By: JeeRaph. on 14 Dec 11, 22:54:04
Wouldn't it be more impressive that they both thought of? a cei word since there are so many fewer of them.

"you cannot be that ...
By: memyselfandmusic29. on 14 Dec 11, 20:23:39
"you cannot be that stupid!" xD? Stephen Fry is god. nuff said.

But it? does work ...
By: Zaywex. on 14 Dec 11, 05:32:51
But it? does work with protien! :)

Science, Sufficient ...
By: athull08. on 13 Dec 11, 16:56:20
Science, Sufficient, Efficient, Ancient, Society, Agencies, Conscientious, Fancied,? Omniscient, Spiciest Their, Vein, Seize, Either, Height, Weight, Leisure, Forfeit, Foreign, Atheist

QI - Giant Tortoise
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Without doubt one of the funniest examples of QI wit. Why wasn't the Giant Tortoise given a scientific name for so long? David Mitchell, Alan Davies, Sean Lock and Jo Brand ponder the possibilities with Steven Fry.

Related: qi, giant tortoise, david mitchell, alan davies, sean lock, jo brand, steven fry, darwin, ship, evolution

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You? would get ...
By: LordClarkson. on 08 Apr 12, 16:30:15
You? would get giant munchies...

I bet only the ...
By: gamerunknown. on 16 Jan 12, 18:48:55
I bet only the gamey? tortoises are alive.

I think this one ...
By: TweekDash. on 05 Jan 12, 17:38:51
I think this one was funnier than? the acropolis thing.

C'mon? bring on the ...
By: QWieke. on 04 Jan 12, 16:00:01
C'mon? bring on the artificial giant tortoise meat!!!

Too funny?
By: ZeroSymphony. on 29 Dec 11, 22:20:45
Too funny?

I love this? panel
By: Jonsk12394. on 19 Dec 11, 00:02:01
I love this? panel

Well... I wasn't, ...
By: PhoenixCrystalHatter. on 15 Dec 11, 05:01:38
Well... I wasn't, and it was still? fun, lol

What if you were ...
By: adi87tya. on 14 Dec 11, 21:06:44
What if you were high when watching this?? :)

This? just proves ...
By: PhoenixCrystalHatter. on 04 Dec 11, 23:28:48
This? just proves that it's possible to have an awesome time without having alcohol and/or drugs... lol

Delicious meat, ...
By: uzmakikunai1. on 29 Nov 11, 18:53:26
Delicious meat, free drink AND in a nifty lunchbox? No wonder we nearly ate them all. Its kinda sad? really, how easily our greed can nearly destroy an entire species of animal. Saying that though, I bet they'd be relatively easy to farm.

i dont think i ...
By: SarrasiHope. on 06 Sep 11, 19:16:51
i dont think i stopped laughing...?

they wereent ...
By: ckeith1987. on 27 Aug 11, 17:11:28
they wereent stacked for long?

I saw the original? ...
By: bggrice. on 16 Jul 11, 09:19:22
I saw the original? QI Giant Tortoise and it was way after (years after) the Mitchell and Webb Chocolate Monkey sketch (which was hilarious).

key to survival ...
By: confused114. on 29 Jun 11, 16:23:03
key to survival don't be delicious?

it's so sad about ...
By: fujikokun. on 06 Jun 11, 14:20:13
it's so sad about the turtles stacked on the boats T-T?

Once the? stumble ...
By: hermanmunster2002. on 05 Jun 11, 13:25:52
Once the? stumble begins, it becomes contagious!

one of my favourite ...
By: SirrSnowman. on 21 May 11, 10:47:54
one of my favourite QI clips, theyre all laughing and joking like they're sat in a living? room drinking like at christmas

these giant ...
By: tommos1. on 11 May 11, 08:52:35
these giant tortoises sound like the Happy Meals of the animal kingdom. kill a buffalo you only get a burger. kill a giant tortoise get a burger and drink as well as a? turtle shell toy.

I enjoyed this ...
By: hayleyhands. on 09 May 11, 09:35:03
I enjoyed this very? much. Where is my Turtle net?

Well, I looked up ...
By: bogi18. on 17 Feb 11, 11:22:06
Well, I looked up that cartoon here(youtube) and the? date of upload is 2009 June and it's earlier than the premiere of QI series G in 2009 December (it was in series G, wasn't it?), but i have no idea when the Qi episodes were recorded, so.... we still don't know (well, that was a waste of time, sorry :-)

to? watch this is ...
By: dnizabhad. on 23 Jan 11, 22:15:54
to? watch this is such a pleasure

If? anyone knows, ...
By: retteretter. on 22 Dec 10, 18:39:30
If? anyone knows, was this before or after the Mitchell and Webb Look did their Flightless bird sketch cartoon thing?

best? QI moment ...
By: nabiagi. on 28 Nov 10, 08:59:16
best? QI moment ever!

Genuinely, one of ...
By: McAnkkuli. on 06 Nov 10, 18:53:39
Genuinely, one of the funniest and most? interesting Qi clips.

OO you haven't seen ...
By: EnigmaComposer. on 18 Aug 10, 01:37:40
OO you haven't seen it yet? It's awesome. Search for "They say of the acropolis" on youtube and take the 2nd? link (4:07 length) make sure you aren't eating anything when you watch it or you will choke.

QI E07 - Espionage
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With Jo Brand, Vic Reeves and., Clive Anderson.

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It's British humour ...
By: Romeowasbleeding1. on 22 May 12, 06:22:10
It's British humour...? very childish and crude, but at times also very intelligent. It takes some getting used to. Things like "poopoo jokes" seem to amuse them a lot, while at the same time I find many of them to highly cultured.

firstly its a ...
By: IAMTHESHITEHAWK. on 29 Apr 12, 13:20:36
firstly its a comedy show, so they're not going to drop the jokes. secondly braniac is a retarded TV show for young children! also, whats wrong with? sex? nothing unless you're a brainwashed christian moron! you must be a product of the american 'education system'. poor little inbred!

I hope by "the guys ...
By: 01000001011100100111. on 21 Apr 12, 21:56:24
I hope by "the guys" you weren't trying to suggest that it was only male the guests doing it. Jo's first contribution was to suggest that "a spot of gentle masturbation" was the answer you beating a lie-detector test if you remember. Either way, it's a shame you can't put your prudishness aside for the show. There's plenty to make up for? the odd crude joke here and there I'd have thought.

I can only hope ...
By: ReadandWite. on 21 Apr 12, 05:49:26
I can only hope that you are pulling my? plonker !

In one dominant way ...
By: evernetherall. on 21 Apr 12, 02:44:33
In one dominant way this show has become a Tasteless Outrage! You'd think it'd be predominantly brainianc-style content but now that I've viewed many eps I notice "the guys" NEVER allow the? slightest opportunity to pass b-4 emphasizing a sexual connotation. Then go on & on til it's got purty damn dirty too. I think this overt emphasis has gotten kinda SICK & i must say albeit regrettably that it's turned me OFF considerably! Enuf iz enuf & the producers should know when to drop the damn "jokes!"

Except for ...
By: itskirstybetchx. on 12 Apr 12, 23:44:31
Except for commercials? for their own programmes that is.

QI is broadcast by ...
By: itskirstybetchx. on 12 Apr 12, 23:42:51
QI is broadcast by the BBC, their channels are commercial-free.?

what's the movie? ...
By: WNxRadeon. on 07 Apr 12, 00:27:27
what's the movie? with the elevator falling in the background?

I? am kind of ...
By: Rep6794. on 02 Apr 12, 18:02:44
I? am kind of confused. Are there commercials?

Love Vic Reeves'? ...
By: frudivinnie. on 02 Apr 12, 06:55:10
Love Vic Reeves'? face when he uses the buzzer

Aw cmon? QI, ...
By: Barman1942. on 01 Apr 12, 17:49:22
Aw cmon? QI, Inspector Gadget isn't even a spy. Why not the 007 theme?

The theme music? ...
By: jamstar1. on 30 Mar 12, 06:10:55
The theme music? from Peter Gunn

Does anyone know ...
By: Zokoke07. on 29 Mar 12, 06:44:58
Does anyone know what song Clive's buzzer? is?

I'd really hoped ...
By: VoyagerAbove. on 11 Mar 12, 20:53:56
I'd really hoped Alan's buzzer would be Elmer Fudd. :(?

16:38 - Worst ...
By: IoEstasCedonta. on 25 Feb 12, 09:03:06
16:38 - Worst vegetarian ever. What's the point of loading the gun with blanks, anyway? If my spouse were willing to shoot? me for the CIA, I don't know about you, but I'd probably get a divorce.

"For some reason ...
By: skullythecreator. on 19 Feb 12, 20:14:36
"For some reason it's just? popularly held and not backed up by any fact whatsoever " I so wanted Alan to say 'So like religion then?' aha

Another interesting ...
By: sparkkle2. on 19 Feb 12, 08:22:21
Another interesting thing about Houdini was that he was good friends with HP Lovecraft. Check out the story ghost written by Lovecraft called Under The Pyramids.?

well, i expected it ...
By: xiniks. on 16 Feb 12, 21:17:19
well, i expected it, since i read your? comment;p

no i think he needs ...
By: lesterclaypool1. on 16 Feb 12, 09:27:58
no i think he needs a doctor ,, to talk to about his? thoughts ,

I certainly didn't ...
By: ZondaFRoadster. on 11 Feb 12, 23:22:13
I certainly didn't expect Alan to suddenly yell "F**K!" at 7:08? !

The first question ...
By: snappycatchy. on 10 Feb 12, 02:10:23
The first question reminds me of? that scene in Pink Flamingos.

I've watched six? ...
By: LukeGeoDude. on 02 Feb 12, 15:08:24
I've watched six? episodes of QI in a row, too much information!!

there's a really ...
By: orangewitch7. on 28 Jan 12, 21:23:18
there's a really interesting thing what they say about? spy-women being discovered. This method was depicted in a Russian movie called "17 moments of spring" (1973). An undercover Russian agent (female aparently) was discovered at the moment of giving birth to her child. But she didn't swear, she was calling for her mother in her native language.

I'm glad I live in ...
By: gmoney66. on 21 Jan 12, 14:25:23
I'm glad I live in America. My government can't even run it's Post Offices (system's nearly bankrupt) let alone? track all of it's citizens.

We are discovered,? ...
By: QueenMegaera. on 20 Jan 12, 16:35:39
We are discovered,? flee immediately!

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